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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-04 at 23:27:13
that made no sense.
Ill fix it for you.

43)When you enter a locations supposed to be and its not there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by u_dunu_who_me_is on 2005-06-04 at 23:35:56
44) When right when you start the game, the host says "CRAP!", leaves the game, and you Lose before even seeing the map.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by 007Torrasque on 2005-06-05 at 00:01:50
45.) When you start the Game, the host Says "Oh censored.gif , i forgot Map Revealers"
46.) The Game is Called "Monkey Madness" but in game its Called "Final Fantasy Rpg"
47.)IT has ten different versions after 4.0 but the name remains the same *COUGHCATNMOUSECOUGH*
48.)The name has "Cat-n-mouse-nbird-and-dog-n-kittens-and some other pointless shit
49.)You can't select your caracter.
50.)The map is all internet shortforms (Plyrs for example happy.gif).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-05 at 00:22:54
QUOTE(n00bie010 @ Jun 4 2005, 11:35 PM)
44) When right when you start the game, the host says "CRAP!", leaves the game, and you Lose before even seeing the map.
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Dude, thats so true!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-06-05 at 00:46:56
When the game starts unplaceable unit error pops up.
When the game starts its lagging like crazy and units are just spawning everywhere.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-06-05 at 01:40:13
It's called "Sexy Pics"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-05 at 14:42:33
Whenever the host is the creator of the map.

The map name is something along the lines of "1337 [gametype]", "mega [gametype]", "[gamehost] [gametype]", or "[hostclan] [gametype]".

If it's an X vs X game(Taco Bell vs McDonalds, XBox vs Gamecube, Coke vs Pepsi, etc)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-06-05 at 14:52:07
Tank D Gold Editions professional experts! V 12.92 Fixed. Fixed again, final. Fixed again Final Final. Final fix bug free. Fixed again final bug free.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-05 at 15:49:00
QUOTE(RexyRex @ Jun 4 2005, 07:42 PM)
40) The races are set to Terran, Zerg, Protoss. In that order. (Didn't change them in settings [Ctrl+Enter])

I do that because with Xtra and stuff it doesn't matter... Unless I want it to.
Also its like that when I use StarEdit because I set them back to default after all the "Ctrl+A Del Ctrl+Enter *Change races* Ctrl+Z" crap. (I love that thing I found, I may not have found it first, but I did find it first in my world.)

[Whatever number we are on]) When the creators name is every possable place.
E.g.: Leaderboard, at the start of game, your guys name, in the briefing 5 times, in the forces, in like 5 more units placed all over the maps, a bunch of kakarus flying around, etc.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-05 at 16:22:22
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jun 5 2005, 10:49 PM)
I do that because with Xtra and stuff it doesn't matter... Unless I want it to.
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Well, you know it does matter do you?

First of all, it changes the briefing menu.
Secondly, it changes the background sound which donates a lot to atmosphere (for example - good job on The Thing whoever created that)
Also, it changes the way buttons look, and the frame around portraits.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-06-05 at 16:27:16
QUOTE(SilenceMkII @ Jun 5 2005, 01:42 PM)
"[hostclan] [gametype]".


GgG Snipers > You
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-05 at 16:31:39
QUOTE(AqoTrooper @ Jun 5 2005, 01:22 PM)
Well, you know it does matter do you?

First of all, it changes the briefing menu.
Secondly, it changes the background sound which donates a lot to atmosphere (for example - good job on The Thing whoever created that)
Also, it changes the way buttons look, and the frame around portraits.

First of all, with Xtra you can place anything anyways (that is what I ment)
Secondly, who cares?
Also, who cares?

It only matters in ways you put if the type of map you are making uses them in that way.

EDIT:
Also, did you not notice this:
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Unless I want it to.


Looks to me like another case of not reading/paying attention to what the people are saying. Maybe I didn't put clear enough? but still, you should read and think about things before you act.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-05 at 17:26:59
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GgG Snipers > You

Hey, they're generalizations. I'm not saying all are wink.gif

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Secondly, who cares?
Also, who cares?

I do, quite much.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2005-06-05 at 23:31:54
how about crappy sound files.
the creator has to hack in his own game to actually beat it.
creator puts testing but never finished the map to be final.
when the game says in big yellow letters WARNING.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-06 at 06:14:55


??) when the game is named testing, COOL MAP or something simlair.
??) when you start the game and all you see is a few stacked units, randomly placed all over the map.
??) when the creator has a melee rating of either: 10/3/256 or 9999/0/0
??) remember the stacked units? they all die and you get the victory ending.
??) the breifing is placed at the start of the map using Display text triggers.
??) the breifing has tons of text and instantly starts.
??) there is only a few triggers done, and the host spends 10 minutes explaining what hes going to do with the map.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-06 at 07:19:35
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jun 5 2005, 11:31 PM)
First of all, with Xtra you can place anything anyways (that is what I ment)
Secondly, who cares?
Also, who cares?

It only matters in ways you put if the type of map you are making uses them in that way.

EDIT:
Also, did you not notice this:
Looks to me like another case of not reading/paying attention to what the people are saying. Maybe I didn't put clear enough? but still, you should read and think about things before you act.
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Wow why are you so angry?
All I did was correcting the part where you said that it makes no difference, and I did read the part with "Unless I want it to.", I read everything in topics before I post there, it's just that I don't see how can something not matter for everyone unless you want it to.
Anyway, if I somehow hurt you in that post, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insault you or anything.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-06 at 12:12:52
I'm not angry, I'm just saying it doesn't matter unless you feel it needs to matter.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-06-06 at 14:24:25
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jun 6 2005, 07:12 PM)
I'm not angry, I'm just saying it doesn't matter unless you feel it needs to matter.
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Well, you can say that about everything... banana's color, Volvo speed, the amount of people died in WW2, qwerty(the keyboards we use) VS abcdef(alephbetic keyboards), the point is - does that technically does make a change? and the answer is, yes.
You're right that most people won't care about the interface of the map they play, but the one you have still exists and makes a difference in a referance to the others.


??) When the map uses less than 10% of the space it's made of.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JohnnyHazardous on 2005-06-06 at 18:21:19
When the map sucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-06-06 at 21:05:11
The map is dependant on one player for vision.

The mapper spells the units normal names wrong. (Gardian, Turet)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-06 at 21:07:10
The map is Uberena

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-06-06 at 22:29:48
When there are absolutely no triggers
When like 1/5th of the map is all about the creator (Like there are critters where the name of them is the clan name/creator)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-06-07 at 08:15:43
has screwed even looked at this thread again??
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-08 at 14:17:56
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ Jun 6 2005, 06:05 PM)
The map is dependant on one player for vision.

censored.gif that is very annoying! Everyone who makes almost any map where you see everwhere is dependant on player 1. Player one leaves and its like OMFG NO MAP!!

We should burn anyone who does that devil.gif



When the map is 256x256 in size, but they only use a small corner of the map, leaving the whole thing blank. And it would have fit on a 64x64 map.

When you move a unit and the game crashes.

When you look at a spot on the map and the game crashes.

When the map starts its like "Omg this is mi 1st map i hope u enjoi it! made be [some noobs name here] haf fun!!1!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-06-08 at 16:27:13
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jun 8 2005, 01:17 PM)
censored.gif that is very annoying! Everyone who makes almost any map where you see everwhere is dependant on player 1. Player one leaves and its like OMFG NO MAP!!

We should burn anyone who does that devil.gif

Again, GgG Snipers > You
Yeah that's rigth, GgG Snipers relys on player 3 for vision :/ because i'm too lazy to put it in for all the other players -.-

Or will that change very soon o_O?!
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