Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-08 at 22:27:38
Hmm, I find it uncomfortable to get so close to the urinal. With a stall you can stand back and get a steady arc. I also find that the urine splatters a lot in the urinal, and I don't feel like aiming.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JohnnyHazardous on 2005-06-08 at 22:28:01
Heh isn't anyone going to laugh at me for not knowing what a stall is?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-08 at 22:31:18
Yea HAHA LOSER LOL! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-08 at 22:32:11
QUOTE(devilesk @ Jun 8 2005, 09:27 PM)
Hmm, I find it uncomfortable to get so close to the urinal. With a stall you can stand back and get a steady arc. I also find that the urine splatters a lot in the urinal, and I don't feel like aiming.
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So many bad things could happen in a stall...
EDIT:
Let me show you the possibilities:
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Things to do in a Bathroom:
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-08 at 22:35:21
That has nothing to do with the act of pissing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-06-08 at 22:47:31
<-- What I see more often in Urinals than stalls. (Seriously)Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-08 at 22:55:24
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-09 at 02:53:48
QUOTE(RexyRex @ Jun 8 2005, 03:55 PM)
I like urinals. 
Ahhh... I think today is "Lets confuse FaRTy day" So many confusing things...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-06-09 at 11:01:11
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I said that too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Clokr_ on 2005-06-09 at 11:14:01
I usually prefer stalls too.
MA: lol some of those things are quite funny.
MA: lol some of those things are quite funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-06-09 at 12:40:35
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That's unsettling...
Those are literally the first words I thought...
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I for one would like to have a urinal and a toilet in my bathroom in my house. It's just too much work to lift up the top every time that you have to go.
Then just don't lift it up
Seriously though, it shouldn't be that hard to hit a 1-foot diameter hole...
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Along time ago, when i was like 6 or 7, we kept teasing girls because they couldn't pee standing up... What a fallacy.
That reminds me of a time in 3rd(or was it 4th?) grade when someone asked me why girls can't pee standing up...
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Hmm, I find it uncomfortable to get so close to the urinal. With a stall you can stand back and get a steady arc. I also find that the urine splatters a lot in the urinal, and I don't feel like aiming.
Everything he said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-09 at 16:16:53
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Things to do in a Bathroom:
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
ROLF, I laughed so much and so hard tears came out of my eyes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ViolentMoose on 2005-06-09 at 16:19:47
it aint that funny i thought it was quite weird and i am like a clown im hilarious yet that wasnt
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-06-09 at 16:22:42
I had already read that from Millennium's site. I got the "How Stupid Can People Be" thing in my AIM profile. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-09 at 19:48:35
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Jun 9 2005, 04:16 PM)
ROLF, I laughed so much and so hard tears came out of my eyes.
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It wasn't funny at all... wtf is wrong with you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-09 at 20:13:55
Dude, ive seen those jokes already, but i never fail to crack up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-09 at 20:33:30
Did anyone else notice that there is no question posted her. Its just Urinal or Stall?
I was thinking well I normally use the Urinal when avalable except when I need escape out the back door.
Or My house has more stalls
Or I think a stall is more functional, but less effecent in terms of water conservation.
Yeah, normaly I just walk in the door, whip it out, wait for everyone to stop being amazed *sigh*, then let-er rip. Some times once i got my stream going and i got alot of juice then where you are doesn't really matter so i'll make my way towards the sink for my next mission, Washing hand (some times i start before i'm done) Manytimes if there is a drain near bye, then i'll aim for that while walking (makes kinda an interesting game).
Anyways for real though, I think most people are subconcious about how close people stand to them. I always find it funny how some people look like there freaking humping the urinal. Are they that concerned that someone is going to see there
? Some times I think when there done I ought to hear a suction cup noice when the pull away. Most people stare blankly at the wall to avoid looking at other people anyways, or to not look funny staring at one's self as if their thinking "Woah, its bigger now".
Yeah there smily and cute. (the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener)
Or when your hose starts to run dry due to the lack of pressure
I didn't know urinals require more aiming than stalls? I mean, you ARE closer to your target arn't you? Or are you refering to aiming for that one spot on the bottom or where it angles the toliet just right so it steams down the side instead of splattering back?
I was thinking well I normally use the Urinal when avalable except when I need escape out the back door.
Or My house has more stalls
Or I think a stall is more functional, but less effecent in terms of water conservation.
QUOTE(Grizzly(B2BF) @ Jun 8 2005, 05:52 PM)
Wtf is a stall.....you mean a cubicle? Gimmi it in english plz
Beer_keg you've thought about this too much....when you gotta go, you gotta go, don't matter if someones there - move em!
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Beer_keg you've thought about this too much....when you gotta go, you gotta go, don't matter if someones there - move em!
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Yeah, normaly I just walk in the door, whip it out, wait for everyone to stop being amazed *sigh*, then let-er rip. Some times once i got my stream going and i got alot of juice then where you are doesn't really matter so i'll make my way towards the sink for my next mission, Washing hand (some times i start before i'm done) Manytimes if there is a drain near bye, then i'll aim for that while walking (makes kinda an interesting game).
Anyways for real though, I think most people are subconcious about how close people stand to them. I always find it funny how some people look like there freaking humping the urinal. Are they that concerned that someone is going to see there
? Some times I think when there done I ought to hear a suction cup noice when the pull away. Most people stare blankly at the wall to avoid looking at other people anyways, or to not look funny staring at one's self as if their thinking "Woah, its bigger now". QUOTE(RexyRex @ Jun 8 2005, 05:55 PM)
I like urinals.
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Yeah there smily and cute. (the grass on the other side of the fence is always greener)
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Jun 8 2005, 09:26 PM)
Eww that's nasty. Aren't the spots where those women sat on suppose to be dirty? Because when guys pee, the sprays of urine that disperse after hitting the back wall would most likely land in that spot... 
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Or when your hose starts to run dry due to the lack of pressure
QUOTE(devilesk @ Jun 8 2005, 09:27 PM)
Hmm, I find it uncomfortable to get so close to the urinal. With a stall you can stand back and get a steady arc. I also find that the urine splatters a lot in the urinal, and I don't feel like aiming.
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I didn't know urinals require more aiming than stalls? I mean, you ARE closer to your target arn't you? Or are you refering to aiming for that one spot on the bottom or where it angles the toliet just right so it steams down the side instead of splattering back?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-09 at 23:40:22
No doubt, urinals.
Funner to pee in, Funner to crap in.
Funner to pee in, Funner to crap in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2005-06-10 at 00:34:34
0.o *shares Urinal w/ BeeR*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-10 at 01:09:48
Urinals w00t!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-10 at 01:15:43
Being the jackass that I am, I have crapped in four urinals, two sinks, and on two floors, and through all this, I must say, crapping in a urinal is a difficult task. Sometimes your ass hits the inner wall of the urinal when u try to crap in it, and thats super cold, and there's more things that could go wrong, but i wont get too graphic. A common technique of mine would be to wrap my hand in paper towels, crap on my hand and simply throw the loaf of feces into the urinal, sometimes creating a splashing effect. Defecating in sinks is much easier as usually there is no urine or pubic hair on the place where you sit down. I hope to someday pursue a career in Urinal Defecation, as for now, I'm still learning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-06-10 at 08:30:16
Wesmic, you sick bastard.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-10 at 15:19:05
QUOTE(Fortune @ Jun 10 2005, 12:34 AM)
0.o *shares Urinal w/ BeeR*
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I'd kill you with my bare hands.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-10 at 21:27:44
I never knew Bolt had such an interesting view on urinals.
Lol
Yes.
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Yeah, normaly I just walk in the door, whip it out, wait for everyone to stop being amazed *sigh*, then let-er rip
Lol
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Or are you refering to aiming for that one spot on the bottom or where it angles the toliet just right so it steams down the side instead of splattering back?
Yes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-10 at 21:29:31
SEN always gets so personal, and we all dont care. But just think, do you guys ever talk about this with your friends? Most likely not. But SEN is diferent...
I hope you dont talk about it with your friends...
I hope you dont talk about it with your friends...