Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-06-19 at 09:16:30
I'd probally scream, then throw my weight against the guy's arm, hopefully falling to the ground, then run in a zig-zag pattern to the nearest police station.
My last words would probally be:
"Hello officer, nice day isn't it"
"Uhhh... why me?"
"Retard, I'm not carrying any money."
"MY LIFE FOR AIUR!"
"Look behind you"
"THEY will come for you if you shoot me"
"Please shoot! I've been possessed by the soul of a 3000-year-old demon warrior, shoot me and release me from his evil grasp! Of course... he'll probally possess you next."
"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine."
"Well, I guess that whole God exists vs. God doesn't exist thing is going to be solved in a few seconds..."
My last words would probally be:
"Hello officer, nice day isn't it"
"Uhhh... why me?"
"Retard, I'm not carrying any money."
"MY LIFE FOR AIUR!"
"Look behind you"
"THEY will come for you if you shoot me"
"Please shoot! I've been possessed by the soul of a 3000-year-old demon warrior, shoot me and release me from his evil grasp! Of course... he'll probally possess you next."
"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine."
"Well, I guess that whole God exists vs. God doesn't exist thing is going to be solved in a few seconds..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-19 at 11:27:15
"Godamn, you see the ass on that woman walking on the other side of the street?"
The guy then looks for a woman with a nice behind and then I...
*Either run like hell or beat up the guy
The guy then looks for a woman with a nice behind and then I...
*Either run like hell or beat up the guy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-19 at 11:33:01
Rantents was the best.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-06-19 at 11:39:29
You don't know what you'll start by pulling that trigger- I know
"The Brother"! And he will take you to... "The Courtyard" *manaical laugh*.
"The Brother"! And he will take you to... "The Courtyard" *manaical laugh*.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by doodle3000 on 2005-06-19 at 11:48:59
I would say something really weird
"USAMA KALAKI!!!!!"
or
"I have a chocolate muffin in my pocket and im not afraid to use it!"
"Why you got that mask on your head, you frankenstein or something?"
"Wait! You got it on saftey lock on"
"USAMA KALAKI!!!!!"
or
"I have a chocolate muffin in my pocket and im not afraid to use it!"
"Why you got that mask on your head, you frankenstein or something?"
"Wait! You got it on saftey lock on"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-06-19 at 12:20:50
"Tea & biscuits?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-19 at 13:15:52
Lol!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-06-19 at 14:15:29
Lmao Camo.
I would kick him in the balls. Take his gun and say:
"Now it's your turn!"
Unless of course the gun was a fake and he then pulls the real one on me...
I would kick him in the balls. Take his gun and say:
"Now it's your turn!"
Unless of course the gun was a fake and he then pulls the real one on me...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-19 at 14:16:19
"Your fly is open"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Forsaken on 2005-06-19 at 15:39:27
"Oh Shit"
"Holy Shit! You're the dude from tha that show! Wasn't it called "Queer eye for the straight guy? Anyways, I see why you're out here, the show was shitty anyway..."
"May I see your gun?"
"I don't feel very good!"
**Throws up in his face...
"Can I hump your leg? I don't want to die a virgin!"
**Starts Humping Guys Leg...
"Holy Shit! You're the dude from tha that show! Wasn't it called "Queer eye for the straight guy? Anyways, I see why you're out here, the show was shitty anyway..."
"May I see your gun?"
"I don't feel very good!"
**Throws up in his face...
"Can I hump your leg? I don't want to die a virgin!"
**Starts Humping Guys Leg...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-20 at 13:41:31
"You smell worse than a fat mans scrotum after running through the desert"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-20 at 13:59:55
Eewww
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Forsaken on 2005-06-20 at 14:02:15
Dirty....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-06-20 at 15:17:23
" *Cough Cough* Oh? You didn't do a good job choking me so I'll take my chances. "
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-06-20 at 15:27:12
"Your hands are so smooth."
"We're in a fancy resturant! Fancy! Fancy!"
"Just don't have sex with my dead body afterwards."
"We're in a fancy resturant! Fancy! Fancy!"
"Just don't have sex with my dead body afterwards."