Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-25 at 18:03:30
Hence the South park episode with all the Mormons. To get into Heaven you cannot masturbate, lie, have anal or oral sex, have homosexual thoughts, murder, rape, steal, must not covet your neighbor's wife, must not partake in incest, must not have sex with an animal, must not have sex until after marriage, or think of any of the above, must not have false pride, must not worship any of gods then the Judeo-Christian god, must not worship any idols, you must believe in God and in Christ without doubt, or so conservative Christianity says. So.. how the hell does anyone get in? Less then 1% of humanity is going to Heaven, should all that be true, and the 1% that's there are the boring, wishy-washy people that I can't stand talking to.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-06-25 at 18:08:09
QUOTE(Beezelbub @ Jun 25 2005, 04:51 PM)
and who really cares about this topics levity?
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I just find it ridiculous seeing how dumb and humorless some of these posts are that i'm seeing.
But yea, who cares. This is the Garbage forum anyways
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-25 at 18:15:40
You need some glasses, or a sense of humor.