Then Kellimus puts on his shades
Then gets some of the hot babes drunk
Then starts to take advantage but sees something horrible
He then starts poking it
He then pukes to the site of what he poked
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He then quickly runs away from the horrible site, then gets stopped and falls in love with the angel
The angel is very sad, and her wings fall off
Kellimus then talks with her, and they fall in love with eachother
Then Kellimus dies cause he is an ugly, worthless piece of crap
Then the angels gets sad and dies from lonleyness