Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-26 at 13:39:52
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How does watching Titanic make you an asshole lol, I only saw it once and not in theaders
It's a shitty premise for a movie. Seeing it at all makes you an asshole. I havn't =D
The SPR one is out of date. Kids today will laugh at any kind of violence not because they're assholes, because they're morons.
Anywho, make sure you're not adding points each time for things that say "if". They're one time deals people.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-06-26 at 18:26:27
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Chances are, Hitler would have scored low too.
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Yes it does.
Chances are, Hitler would have scored low too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-26 at 18:51:07
Thanks for stating the obvious... considering many things on the list would have been impossible for Hitler to witness, not to mention the fact that many believe he was just vastly misguided.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-06-26 at 20:36:28
5 points each time you laughed during the movie "Saving Private Ryan."
+10
10 points if you've ever called someone with anorexia "fat." (Bonus 10 points if someone you called "fat" became anorexic).
+20..
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
... +20 (rough estimate ... 10 times several times with old people)
10 points for every time you "flipped off" an animal rights activist.
+20
30 points if you can give your friends "the look," and they know better than to keep talking.
+30
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work
+5
I hate Tony Danza, but I'm not going to waste my time on it.
+10
10 points if you've ever called someone with anorexia "fat." (Bonus 10 points if someone you called "fat" became anorexic).
+20..
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
... +20 (rough estimate ... 10 times several times with old people)
10 points for every time you "flipped off" an animal rights activist.
+20
30 points if you can give your friends "the look," and they know better than to keep talking.
+30
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work
+5
I hate Tony Danza, but I'm not going to waste my time on it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-06-26 at 20:59:06
5 points if you've ever tricked a little kid into giving you money.
+20
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
+90 (no kidding)
20 points if someone suicidal came to you for help.. and you encouraged them (Bonus 10 points if they mentioned you in their suicide note).
+20
10 points if you've ever teased someone enough so that they developed a complex.
+20
10 points if you've seen the movie "Titanic."
+30
20 points if you've ever made a mean looking face to a baby (Bonus 10 points if you made it cry).
+120
10 points if you've ever sped up while someone was crossing the road.
+40
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work (Bonus 20 points if you actually made the bomb threat. Give yourself an extra bonus of 10 points if you used a telephone from your work to make the bomb threat).
+10
= 350 You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud.
+20
10 points if you've ever considered running over a group of people (Bonus 10 points if there were old people in the crowd).
+90 (no kidding)
20 points if someone suicidal came to you for help.. and you encouraged them (Bonus 10 points if they mentioned you in their suicide note).
+20
10 points if you've ever teased someone enough so that they developed a complex.
+20
10 points if you've seen the movie "Titanic."
+30
20 points if you've ever made a mean looking face to a baby (Bonus 10 points if you made it cry).
+120
10 points if you've ever sped up while someone was crossing the road.
+40
5 points if you've ever considered making a bomb threat to get out of work (Bonus 20 points if you actually made the bomb threat. Give yourself an extra bonus of 10 points if you used a telephone from your work to make the bomb threat).
+10
= 350 You're an asshole, no other way around it. You think making fun of old people and children is fun, and you wear fur just to piss off animal rights activists. You make me proud.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-26 at 21:07:22
Each one counts once.
"if" does not mean "every time"
"if" does not mean "every time"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-26 at 22:43:00
If "if" meant "every time" I'd be getting like 10k+. I've considered running over groups of people many times, among the other things on that site.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Brother_Leader on 2005-06-27 at 11:36:03
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105-200: You have potential for being a great asshole, but you're probably too socially active. Ditch your friends and spend all your spare time hating Tony Danza.
I got 105
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-06-27 at 11:49:18
85. I'm a novice asshole.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2005-06-27 at 11:53:59
30, apparently I like to dance among singing trees with children.