Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-08-14 at 14:41:58
alarms dont bite in the ass like dog does 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-08-14 at 16:03:17
QUOTE(yeow @ Aug 14 2005, 11:41 AM)
Ever stepped on a Cat at night?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-14 at 17:27:49
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Aug 14 2005, 11:40 AM)
Locked Doors/Security Alarm > Dog 
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Security Alarm - Hundreds of Dollars
Dog - Adopt one fo free! ^.^
Anyway, my picture didnt show up that i posted before, so...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-14 at 18:16:26
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dogs are better... what a cat can do??
You can train to do anything. as long as u first assosiate it with food.
My cat liked to eat flies. Whenever i killed a fly with a flyswatter, i'd put it on the ground, and tap the floor, 10 seconds later, my cat comes running towards me.
Besides, dogs crap on your floor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-14 at 18:20:47
This is my kitty, we got her like 2 years ago, a lot bigger now but I would rather post the picture of her as a kitty 
(Even though she still is cute now)
(Even though she still is cute now)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zycorax on 2005-08-14 at 18:45:42
Cats owns!!! 
Always wanted one but Im allergic
Always wanted one but Im allergic
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-14 at 18:48:47
QUOTE(Ninebreaker123 @ Aug 14 2005, 06:16 PM)
You can train to do anything. as long as u first assosiate it with food.
My cat liked to eat flies. Whenever i killed a fly with a flyswatter, i'd put it on the ground, and tap the floor, 10 seconds later, my cat comes running towards me.
Besides, dogs crap on your floor.
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My cat liked to eat flies. Whenever i killed a fly with a flyswatter, i'd put it on the ground, and tap the floor, 10 seconds later, my cat comes running towards me.
Besides, dogs crap on your floor.
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LOL! You can train a dog to do anything, as long as you associate it with say "GOOOOD BOY!!!"
Anyway, only stupid puppies crap on your floor, you train your dogs not to.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-14 at 18:54:34
You have to associate "GOOOOOD BOY" with something nice, like a belly rub or food first though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-14 at 19:05:27
QUOTE(glytcher @ Aug 13 2005, 05:35 PM)
ps: what sound does pies make?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-08-14 at 19:08:34
kittys are for girls 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by yeow on 2005-08-14 at 21:12:29
QUOTE(Zycorax @ Aug 14 2005, 05:45 PM)
Cats owns!!!
Always wanted one but Im allergic
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Always wanted one but Im allergic
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Same here.
QUOTE(SacredElf @ Aug 14 2005, 06:08 PM)
kittys are for girls
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-14 at 23:42:44
QUOTE(Ninebreaker123 @ Aug 14 2005, 06:54 PM)
You have to associate "GOOOOOD BOY" with something nice, like a belly rub or food first though.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-14 at 23:47:54
I didn't vote because.... im allergic to cats and dogs 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by guardien on 2005-08-15 at 00:52:18
I'd much rather pick on, tease and/or go bowling (small dog + hardwood floor + plastic bowling pin = fun), so i give my nod to the dogs. I'd never do that to a cat. They have no....sense of...humor, yeah, thats it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-15 at 01:04:02
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kittys are for girls
I'd have to disagree.
You must die!
Surrender now to the cats!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-15 at 01:10:38
3 n00b smileys in a row! THE PAIN!!
DAWGZ LIK PWN J00
DAWGZ LIK PWN J00
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-15 at 01:30:34
Dogs are better protect3rz. Cats either run away or get pwned in a fight. Plus, dogs are just nicer and more obidient.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-15 at 02:05:57
Cats are more independent, they don't need to be exercised.
Even if you forget to feed your cat, they will hunt and get their own. $$ Savings
ADDITION:
More reasons!
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats are much cleaner than dogs.
Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
Garfield. Odie. Enough said?
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny
Even if you forget to feed your cat, they will hunt and get their own. $$ Savings
ADDITION:
More reasons!
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats are much cleaner than dogs.
Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
Garfield. Odie. Enough said?
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-15 at 02:11:57
But I like dumb, obedient followers. I guess it just comes down to personal preference (which i think was the point of this whole thread in the first place).
Plus, anytime I want to play, a dog will play with me. But if a cat ain't diggin it, then it hurts my fragile pride. lol
Plus, anytime I want to play, a dog will play with me. But if a cat ain't diggin it, then it hurts my fragile pride. lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-08-15 at 02:52:26
roflmao...
i hate the way this is a competition! there both good domestic animals. but i choose dogs.
If you really liked youre cats enough to vote for them in a pole, u wouldnt go around throwing them.
Thats because there weak and useless as guard animals.
or sit thier meowing and annoying the crap out of you until you go get some food for them.
u wish.
In the litter box?
Anyone that gets lacerations from being hit by a tail shouldn't own a dog. besides, you can always get them docked. unlike cats.
Why do you think they call it "Mans best friend?"
The creator of that comic strip is another mindless cat loving machine. (the fact that i love that comic has nothing to do with it)
My Argument:
EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.
Cat owner's = evil, Dog owners = good: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!
Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some F#$%^#* cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!! What about man eating tigers? Have you heard of them? Do you want to be eaten by some f#$%!*^ species of cat? What are you, stupid???? Is that the type of behavior you want to reward in an animal?
Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie getting you help? Here's an animal that has hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experience. Basically all he did ever week was get his stupid owner Timmy out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! Then I'll come back and eat you after you're dead. I've always wanted to see what you tasted like." IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??!?!?! TO HAVE YOUR ROTTING CARCASS EATEN BY YOUR PET?!?! THEN GET A CAT!!! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!
Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!
So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING, ALMOST WILD ANIMAL THAT WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE IF IT COULD? For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!
Thank you for your time...
i hate the way this is a competition! there both good domestic animals. but i choose dogs.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
If you really liked youre cats enough to vote for them in a pole, u wouldnt go around throwing them.
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No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Thats because there weak and useless as guard animals.
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Even if you forget to feed your cat, they will hunt and get their own. $$ Savings
or sit thier meowing and annoying the crap out of you until you go get some food for them.
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Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
u wish.
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Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
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Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
In the litter box?
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Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
Anyone that gets lacerations from being hit by a tail shouldn't own a dog. besides, you can always get them docked. unlike cats.
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Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
Why do you think they call it "Mans best friend?"
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Garfield. Odie. Enough said?
The creator of that comic strip is another mindless cat loving machine. (the fact that i love that comic has nothing to do with it)
My Argument:
EVERYONE knows that. Let's go over the reasons why.
Cat owner's = evil, Dog owners = good: Some well known cat owners include Saddam Hussein, Adolph Hitler, Mike Tyson and Martha Stewart. See, cat owners are B@STARDS!!! Well known dog owners? None other than Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, Martin Luther King, and even Jesus! Yes, even Jesus, son of God. How can you not like dogs better than cats when Jesus had one? What are you, SOME KIND OF HEATHEN!?!
Dogs defend people: Have you heard of guard dogs? Don't you feel safer with a dog in the home? Even little dogs bark if someone tries to break in to give you a warning. Dogs = safety. What about cats? Did you ever see that Stephen King movie, "Cat's Eye"? In it, some people say cats steal people's breath. Is that what you want? To be sleeping and have some F#$%^#* cat STEAL YOUR BREATH!?! If so you deserve what you get!! What about man eating tigers? Have you heard of them? Do you want to be eaten by some f#$%!*^ species of cat? What are you, stupid???? Is that the type of behavior you want to reward in an animal?
Cats and dogs on TV: Let's say you are stuck in the woods. Your leg is caught in a bear trap. You're trapped. It's getting dark. No one knows where you are. Wouldn't you want to have a dependable border collie like Lassie getting you help? Here's an animal that has hundreds of episodes worth of lifesaving experience. Basically all he did ever week was get his stupid owner Timmy out of jams. This is like a day at the beach for Lassie. Or would you rather have Morris the cat help you? Yeah, big help he'd be. "Morris help me, my leg is in a bear trap. Help!" Here's Morris's response "Meow, meow, meow, meow." Translation "I'm a stupid cat who doesn't really understand what you're saying. Feed me and then I'll wander away and leave you to die! Then I'll come back and eat you after you're dead. I've always wanted to see what you tasted like." IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT??!?!?! TO HAVE YOUR ROTTING CARCASS EATEN BY YOUR PET?!?! THEN GET A CAT!!! BUT DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DIE TRYING TO CHEW YOUR OWN LEG OFF TO GET OUT OF A BEAR TRAP!!!
Dogs are known as "Man's Best Friend": Do you know how long and hard they had to work to earn that title? There have literally been millions of species of animals, birds, insects, etc and yet dogs got the nod out of all of them. That's right, while cats were peeing on people's rugs, scratching up their furniture, and ignoring people when they call them dogs were working overtime. They were fetching papers, acting happy to see their masters, and wagging their tails every time someone even LOOKED in their directions. What about rewarding hard work? What about rewarding effort? Not picking dogs after all that work is just wrong! They've earned it!
So would you rather have a loyal, caring pet, an animal that has worked for more than 2 millenia to earn the title of man's best friend? Or on the other hand would you rather have a BREATH STEALING, ALMOST WILD ANIMAL THAT WOULD EAT YOU ALIVE IF IT COULD? For the love of God, CHOOSE DOGS!!!
Thank you for your time...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-08-15 at 10:48:20
Cats own dogs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-08-15 at 12:20:40
right.. thats why they run of dogs right?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-15 at 15:57:37
QUOTE(Ninebreaker123 @ Aug 15 2005, 02:05 AM)
Cats are more independent, they don't need to be exercised.My neighbors do something terrible, they leave theyre dog in the backyard(unused wasteland) 24/7 without visiting him. That dog seems to play by himself.
Even if you forget to feed your cat, they will hunt and get their own. $$ Savings
LOL! Dogs are relatives to wolfs, NUFF SAID.
ADDITION:
More reasons!
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats throw up hairballs
Cats are much cleaner than dogs.
...not really... theyre both the same. Now wild dogs, thats a different story.
Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!
No, if your nice you can walk him, but i just open the door and my dog takes a leak and comes back in
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
They use my yard, or if i want him to, my neighbor's yard...
In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
...Proof? Thats impossible... You just dont like they're affectionateness.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
Exactly
Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
...? Ive never heard of a dog that eats paper, but i would like to meet him
Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
? Not sure what you mean, but small dogs can too.
Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
Ive only seen one dog in my entire life that has a big tail, and i was 5 and he was 16.
No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Beware Of Dogs are for Dog-horses, get a cute small dog. (Forget what the breeds are called.
Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
Wild dogs do, not mine, or any other house-dog ive seen.
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
Uhhh... Give your dog a breath cookie, not a corpse.
Garfield. Odie. Enough said?
...a cartoon?
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
I repeat. Cats throw up hairballs
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny
-Theres 2 solutions to that, if you have a humpy dog. Get a female dog, or do the... Thing... you know...
-my dog rubs my leg too... not humps....
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Even if you forget to feed your cat, they will hunt and get their own. $$ Savings
LOL! Dogs are relatives to wolfs, NUFF SAID.
ADDITION:
More reasons!
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
Cats throw up hairballs
Cats are much cleaner than dogs.
...not really... theyre both the same. Now wild dogs, thats a different story.
Dogs have to be walked, rain or shine; cats do not!
No, if your nice you can walk him, but i just open the door and my dog takes a leak and comes back in
Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
They use my yard, or if i want him to, my neighbor's yard...
In 1996 over 10,000 U.S. deaths were attributed to a dog owners choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
...Proof? Thats impossible... You just dont like they're affectionateness.
Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
Exactly
Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
...? Ive never heard of a dog that eats paper, but i would like to meet him
Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
? Not sure what you mean, but small dogs can too.
Fewer cat owners suffer from "Flappy Tail" lacerations than dog owners.
Ive only seen one dog in my entire life that has a big tail, and i was 5 and he was 16.
No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
Beware Of Dogs are for Dog-horses, get a cute small dog. (Forget what the breeds are called.
Cats bury their "presents". Dogs dig up others'.
Wild dogs do, not mine, or any other house-dog ive seen.
Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
Uhhh... Give your dog a breath cookie, not a corpse.
Garfield. Odie. Enough said?
...a cartoon?
Cats purr. Dogs drool.
I repeat. Cats throw up hairballs
Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny
-Theres 2 solutions to that, if you have a humpy dog. Get a female dog, or do the... Thing... you know...
-my dog rubs my leg too... not humps....
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-08-15 at 16:19:14
Dogs actually go and do things.
Cats are always hiding someplace near the house.
Cats are always hiding someplace near the house.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-15 at 17:29:02
Anyone that says cats can't play is a newb! NEWB! No, a NOOB!
Cats can play! And do dogs have sharp claws? No! Cats own dogs in that respect.
Cats can play! And do dogs have sharp claws? No! Cats own dogs in that respect.