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If it was a channel where I chose the programs, starting at 3pm, I'd have

3:00 - Star Trek: Voyager
4:00 - Ellen
5:00 - Just for Laughs: Gags
5:30 - The Red Green Show
6:00 - Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
7:00 - Brainiac
8:00 - X-Play
9:00 - Reviews on the Run
9:30 - Medium
10:30 - Lost
11:30 - Royal Canadian Air Farce
12:30 - Late Night
1:30 - (Random Classic Godzilla movies)

It would be the best.
Fill in anything that's actually cool/funny that I missed.

w00t!

What about Battlestar Galactica (new)

I still think mine is the best ^_^

Classic godzilla, like godzilla vs. mecha-godzilla, or king ghedora, or rodan, or destroyah, or mothra, or orga, and so on and so forth.

You can specialize in the decayed remains and pictures, but i specialize in torture more.
Heres a lite torture:
Get a sharp-ended extra-rounded spoon.
Hold it out near the persons eyes.
Then slowly (to hear the scream) put the spoon under the eyeball, and slowly tear out the eyeball.
Repeat with other eye

Match that demonstration, farty.

Scrape all there skin off with them aware of what is happening. Pour some alchohol on them. Once the alchohol has evaporated. Set them in a nice sandy/salty room. Turn on heavy fans so the sand blows all over. Sand and salt burn in cuts, so amagine it all over whith you missing your skin?

Spooning out their eyeballs sucks. Instead, take a bunch of pins, and poke it a few times. Then take a fork, and shove it in there and rip it out.

Maybe a combo of the two.

Have a suicide gameshow, whoever can kill themselves in the most awsome way wins 100,000 $ life insurance, with no conditions!

see maddox.

Guys.. ...Torture...WTF? Sorry but..Eww...Weird..

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Actually for the eyeballs, i did think of sticking a fork in there.. but why rip it out? let them feel the fork, not feel the missing eyeball.
And you cant scrape off all the skin.
Its human nature to die when the skin is gone (a pathetic race). Theyll bleed to death. Not enough time to do all that.
A better idea is cut out the skin small square by small square.
As soon as u cut it out, stick alcohol and salt on a piece of extra strong plastic wrap, and stick that where the skin was.. press it a tape it on. Then do the same an inch away.
If u do it fast enough, the person will live until ure half finished.

Try something possible, billion.
Next Torture:
Cut off one finger.
Force them to eat it.
Next.
Next.
NEXT.
NEXT!! 5 fingers is enough, or they may pop from overeating. (it could happen, you dont want them dying)
Stick extra sharp needles in places. No permanent damage, and i creates pain.
You can try sticking under the fingernails, that should be painful.
Stretch them out. Continue Stretching. Not hard, just enough to cause intense pain.
You can play all you want after that.. get a loved family member and watch you torturing them and at the same time sticking forks in places...
Then you cut out a loved one's heart, and force you to eat it. Or brain. Brain better, i think.
Get a decayed corpse, not completely decayed though. Just enough for the insides to be there.
Make them eat the insides after a 10 hour break. Continue stretching during those 10 hours.
After that, you can continue, put worms into their bloodstream, or do things with the eyes.

A fatal torture is tying both feet and both hands to 4 different horses and forcing them to go in different directions.. Drawing and Quartering.

Beat that.

scoop out the eyes and replace them with salt water implants

Your torture sucks. I've ripped pieces of skin off. It does not bleed much, and it does not hurt much, but getting alchohol in it does.
Also, alchohol and sand will just run or fall off of plastic.

You cant just cut off a finger and eat it, there are bones and such. And if you cut them off, how will they hold it? I wont feed them, its not fun; but its not torture.

"Stick extra sharp needles in places." thanks for stealing my idea.

Stretching rips, don't listen to people who say humans stretch.

Eating dead people? All they do is close their eyes and no torture.

Worms in bloodstream you do not feel, and you stop caring.

The horse thing is boring, just rips them up.



What you do, is go to a nice hot desert with nice big Red Ants.
Strip them (I say you can do that. I wont want to.), and give a few (big) cuts. Rub honey all over them. Lay them down on an ant hill facing the sun, after poking it with some sticks a few times. Tie them down. Cut off their eyelids (or stick things in them so they cannot close them or blink). Let them sit.

They will get sunburned all over, get sand in the cuts, ants are pissed and will start biting. the honey will make things come and eat, and somethings once they start eating the honey, don't stop when it is gone. The sun will dry out their eyes, burn their retnas, burn their eyes, and they will die a slow and painful death.

EDIT: this would be fun with a time-lapse camra. Then you can speed it up, and show pictures on fun parts

This is becoming a who can torture better..
I must admit, nice ant idea..

skin can be stretched to some extent, enough to make it hurt a lot.
And needles in places is the most obvious torture.
You think i wouldnt have known that one?
Sorry bout the worms in bloodstream,not exactly what i meant.. any way to get worms into your system is torture..
Eating inside you.. make a hole in the skin, drill a hole, stick something hungry inside, and see the pain. There will always be pain there.
Ants dont live in deserts.. the most dangerous ants live in rainforest, thats better.. lots of other insects around to join in the fun .Im sure no ants live in the deserts with lots of sand, but some might live in rocky.. doubt it though.

Nice Idea in cutting out their eyelids, thats very useful.


True.
But some bodyparts go first.. first one hand.. another.. if its a tough specimen it lives longer.. its a painful way to die.

Eating dead people.. you would probably enjoy it, and to tell the truth so would i if its fresh.. but moldy and covered with worms? humans have a tendancy to be disgusted with insects.
Did u ever wonder why corpses stink after 2 days? Because of all the mold and things.. not my most brilliant sentence, but i dont really care about long dead bodies.
*shrug*
This is really starting to get interesting, and im really learning here )

Not if its on the side with the blood.. and everything else.

Really scary... and of course thats a joke.
Compared to every thing else here, thats like taking a bath.
so u have salt water in your skull.
You die fast if that happens, i think. (not sure)
Its painful of course, very painful, but were going beyond that level.

Well Billion, this could go on for a long time.
Your turn.

How bout me?

Slide them down a slope full of small razors into a bath of iodine.

Drag them out over some alkali flats with a very fast car.

Cut off their right hand and beat them with it.

take them to a beach and bury up to their head in sand, high enough so that when the tide comes in they will be salted and have to drink some, but won't die.

Castration with a fork.

I'm gonna steal the eyelid removal, but for a different reason.

Cut off eyelids and make them swim in a very chlorinated man made lake.

once they get to shore put them in an extreamly bright room with intense polka music playing.

Make them sow a soy-bean field right after.

Kill their family infront of them in painful and humorous ways.

burn off their now scarring back and kill them in a very slow way.

Do all that in order, make a good torture.

You fools know nothing of torture.

I'd make them listen to the egg song. Constantly. All the time. No matter what, 24/7. Even in their sleep. And make it so they have no way to commit suicide or plug their ears.

I dont like this torture thing, but i know a think or two about it....

strap their arms and legs togerther, make it so they will always be on their knees, and put a bucket of water under their nose, and have a single drip of water come down ever second, making a noice every second. This will drive them mad...
To add to that, have ravors that cut into their knees 1 cm every hour, and a knife for each leg, eventually crossing the shins. Electocute them, stab them with pin(even if it means a voodoo doll ). use a hammer to crush every nail, one every 2 minutes. Cover their wounds with achool. Have some relenless heat come down on the victim, and leave em there till they die.

Btw, when did this thread become a "who can torture a random victim in the most cruel way possible" match? its fun though...

Sticking to the topic now....I would have a hockey channel, classic hockey games, to live hockey games, to hockey news and hockey tips and shows. Wait, there is a channel like that and its NHL network

Its not a random victim, its toa.

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get 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 80, 90, and 100% hydrogen peroxide.
Cut them up.
Stick them in a big tub.
Pour the 5% in.
Empty that, pur the 10%,
do that untill you get to 100%.

Hydrogen persoxide is usually 3%. That will kill small things, like bacteria. But, higher percentages of it will even dissolve larger organisms, like animals or humans.

Ever used hydrogen peroxide? ut burnes worse ten alchohol.

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3%? I use ten percent.. And it can't dissolve a person.

Notice the oxygen around you? not dissovling you. Same with the hydrogen.

And it NEVER burns worse than alcohol.

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Its not a random victim, its toa

...You guys are mean...But u put up a good idea, i can make flashes, using your torture, the ways of torture, and i'll use flash to make it come to life.

10% or 3%... that would be 90% water. Makes it not hurt you. 100% can dissolve you.

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he said it, not me.
Its not toa, its a random victim

[quote=O)FaRTy1billion,Sep 10 2005, 01:00 AM]
10% or 3%... that would be 90% water. Makes it not hurt you. 100% can dissolve you.


It cannot disolve you, it could burn you but not disolve you.

See Wikipedia Notice the lack of dissovle?

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[quote=O)FaRTy1billion,Sep 10 2005, 01:00 AM]
10% or 3%... that would be 90% water. Makes it not hurt you. 100% can dissolve you.
It cannot disolve you, it could burn you but not disolve you.

See Wikipedia Notice the lack of dissovle?
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whatever it is hydrogen peroxide does, it would do to you -.-
whatever, not dissolve, but "foam you up" like it does when you put it on a cut/scrape.