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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-10-06 at 12:14:11
QUOTE(Syphon @ Sep 30 2005, 09:57 PM)
Nothing could ever piss you off, you're too mellow.
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Hmm.... Thats true, I'm a very calm person, its much better than being like most people and get mad for being "noobish" at a video game that won't amount to anything.

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QUOTE(AOB)Snipe)r( @ Sep 30 2005, 09:28 PM)
Really stupid pointless map. Are you smart. all u do is right click on the minerals t the end
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Actualy, I wasn't smart enough to do that. Guess I'm really stupid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Kirbycode774 on 2005-10-11 at 02:15:40
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Actualy, I wasn't smart enough to do that. Guess I'm really stupid.
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*pats Shadow-killa_04*

It's ok.... we still like you anyways... tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-10-11 at 17:58:20
QUOTE(MiLlEnNiUmArMy @ Sep 23 2005, 09:30 PM)
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Listen to MillArmy.

Also, I'm still not quite sure if people are laughing with you or at you.
Probably with you though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-10-11 at 19:23:36
They wouldn't make good minigames. Tell me how "Look at stars" or "Sleep" would make a good minigame? Sleep is just a map with no vision and look at stars is just a map where you are standing on a platform in space looking at the background sprites. I can't think that one of these maps could be a minigame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TerminaterCE on 2005-10-11 at 21:32:49
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Combine all of those games and turn it into a mini-game map.


Havent You Already Done that with sum 30 second games?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-10-26 at 01:22:37
QUOTE(TerminaterCE @ Oct 11 2005, 06:32 PM)
<Mellenium Army>
Havent You Already Done that with sum 30 second games?
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Ummm... I haven't combined any of them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i)D(Elite on 2005-11-14 at 20:37:31
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Heh, i updated shadows Hit The Wall map. (Yes, I left credit to him) Check out the uberness of HIT THE WALL 3.0!!! Also, try to find the secret, its a good one biggrin.gif

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-11-14 at 21:28:01
QUOTE(i)D(Elite @ Nov 14 2005, 06:37 PM)
---UBER---

Heh, i updated shadows Hit The Wall map. (Yes, I left credit to him) Check out the uberness of HIT THE WALL 3.0!!! Also, try to find the secret, its a good one  biggrin.gif

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Lol, I was thinking of making a new version, I probably will now to prove I'm superior lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by UN-Rommel on 2005-11-15 at 00:49:19
They weren't that bad. If you could make them as one game, it be a good map. w00t.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-15 at 02:08:22
i think you should go around and edit all of your pointless maps and make them a better pointless map the make the ugly and pointless and boring at the same time..

but just pointless... get what i mean...

or make a new map with all your fav pointless maps... and call it all time fav pointless maps....

and at the start make it so you can choose from 4 pointless maps and you can play which ever one you want at any time...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-11-15 at 23:35:29
QUOTE(BoyScout @ Nov 15 2005, 12:08 AM)
i think you should go around and edit all of your pointless maps and make them a better pointless map the make the ugly and pointless and boring at the same time..

but just pointless... get what i mean...
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Thats what I've been pretty much doing. I made a mcuh better version of run and I did make a very new version of larva racing but its full of bugs and is not being posted yet. And I'm also planning on making a new version of hit the wall and larva fishing.

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QUOTE(Mp)Marine @ Nov 14 2005, 10:49 PM)
They weren't that bad. If you could make them as one game, it be a good map. w00t.gif
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Well, your like the 4th person to suggest that so now im actualy thinking about it. We'll see.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-18 at 07:40:39
I decided to host all of these maps starting from the top of the list.

My favorite part of it was seeing everyones reaction to it. With people saying stuff like:

k now what?
how do we win?
this is all we do?
WTF?
...



Then I decided to have a little more fun and play games like "Look at the stars" and "Play computer" with no triggers and use the suicide hack on my civilian in a seemingly probably location. Only to laugh at the other players fustratingly try to kill their civ as well in the same spot and ask what I did. Why would you want your civ to die?!?! Funny thing is I would do the same thing. Why are we so predictable?

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And I'd like to take this moment to be the 5th person to suggest a mini-game for these maps.


That is all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by UN-Rommel on 2005-11-19 at 20:29:29
I showed my friend some of them and he laughed so hard because of how pointless they are. Thanks for letting me show him these! happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Alex Lifeson on 2005-11-20 at 02:33:30
My God, funniest farging names EVER.

Are these single player or multi?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-20 at 02:37:01
All of them are multi
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-11-20 at 03:01:34
QUOTE(Alex Lifeson @ Nov 20 2005, 12:33 AM)
My God, funniest farging names EVER.

Are these single player or multi?
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Well, you could play them single player, but it wouldnt be helf as fun because u dont get to here people act all retarded thinking thats theres a plot to the game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by UN-Rommel on 2005-11-20 at 03:26:27
I agree with boyscout. These could become excellent games if you edit them. happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-11-24 at 20:11:47
QUOTE(Mp)Marine @ Nov 20 2005, 01:26 AM)
I agree with boyscout. These could become excellent games if you edit them.  happy.gif
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And as I've said, I've been improving them. I'll be posting them up soonish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slayer_dt_ on 2005-11-25 at 08:20:54
Man those maps really cracked me up.. and as what diggidoyo mentioned, there were same reactions by most of the people (the other part was most probably afk or sleeping), especially Look at the Stars.
This was what went on:
-Before game started-
A: omg i think this game will rox
B: yea the name sounds so cool
C: i think somewhat funny
-After game starts-
A: now what
B: wtf are we supposed to do
C: let's wait maybe some triggers will happen
-After 5 minutes-
A: omfg this game sucks
B: pointless censored.gif
C: censored.gif this game

That's pretty much what happened lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-25 at 08:51:41
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I decided to host all of these maps starting from the top of the list.

My favorite part of it was seeing everyones reaction to it. With people saying stuff like:

k now what?
how do we win?
this is all we do?
WTF?
...



Then I decided to have a little more fun and play games like "Look at the stars" and "Play computer" with no triggers and use the suicide hack on my civilian in a seemingly probably location. Only to laugh at the other players fustratingly try to kill their civ as well in the same spot and ask what I did. Why would you want your civ to die?!?! Funny thing is I would do the same thing. Why are we so predictable?



Try the second part of what I said (kill hack). That's good for a few laughs just make sure they see your guy die. It works best if you act either fustrated like "WTF MY CIV JUST DIED!!!" or even better if you say "YES! I beat it! I got to the next level" or something to that nature making it sound like you can do something else.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slayer_dt_ on 2005-11-25 at 09:12:12
QUOTE(Diggidoyo @ Nov 25 2005, 09:51 PM)
Try the second part of what I said (kill hack). That's good for a few laughs just make sure they see your guy die. It works best if you act either fustrated like "WTF MY CIV JUST DIED!!!" or even better if you say "YES! I beat it! I got to the next level" or something to that nature making it sound like you can do something else.
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LOL haha that'll be funny too bad I don't have a suicide hack cry.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-25 at 09:18:37
I would give a direct link but there's probably some rule on this forum that prohibits hacks (or at least frowns upon it). I don't HACK (the verb version of it) but I still have some hacks like name spoof or suicide which I use when I find a good use for em (like this haha).

Try google.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slayer_dt_ on 2005-11-25 at 09:52:30
I don't think it's against the rules to send over PM... or is it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-12-05 at 20:37:37
I use to have 1 of those suicide hacks but then the new patch came out and I was to lazy to d/l it again. Never thought of using it for my games though lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-05 at 23:59:20
sheesh there are a lotta maps here, the hit the wall 1 is weird though...
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