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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-11-27 at 21:43:25
Would'nt care cuz I never use it.

What if Coke was never invented and Pepsi is the only soda company i nthe world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Lead_Factor on 2005-11-27 at 21:50:42
then the world would go jerry.gif

What if Wilhelm was gay(er).....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-27 at 21:51:48
Then you'd have some explaining to do about that sore buttocks.
What if you were a member of the A Team?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-27 at 21:59:29
Then I would pwn Wilhelm LOL

What if you ate too many peppers?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-28 at 12:10:09
Then I'd shoot flames from my *ahem*.
What if you were offered a once-in-a-lifetime offer to meet Cheezus Christ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-28 at 12:16:28
I'd make a CheeZus sandwich.

What if SeN was owned by badgers?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TerminaterCE on 2005-11-28 at 12:20:26
Wilhelm:
I'd Accept And Ask For $1 Googleplex. Then I Would Buy Wal-Mart!

HorroR:
I Would Keep Singing The Badgers Song - Ebaumsworld.com

"Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, Badgers, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Joshgt2 on 2005-11-28 at 12:20:56
1 chance? Well it looks like I am going back to play some video games and walk away from him, LOL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-28 at 12:29:44
Ugh. That one has ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED. If you don't post immediately after, guess what? YOU CONTINUE ON BY ANSWERING THE POST ABOVE YOU. And neither of you special people asked a following what if question. So, I guess I'm gonna have to ask another what if.
What if brocoli was sentient and murderous?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-28 at 12:42:04
Broccolli would kill the two people who posted before Wilhelm.

What if WIlhelm was a type of iced tea
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-28 at 18:58:18
The FDA would take it off the market.

What if Wilhelm were a type of rodent?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-28 at 19:02:14
The FDA would shut down KFC.

What if cheese > morlocks?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-28 at 19:21:22
Then cheese > rug.
What if I was not actually a human, but a superpowerful robotic monster with twenty arms powered by Lenin's hatred of capitalism?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Undead-Fox on 2005-11-28 at 19:36:10
Then the price of eggs in Kentucky would cost $1 less.

What if Mexico and Canada switched places?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-28 at 20:27:42
More people in the north would lose jobs.

What if Yoshi wasn't a sniper
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-28 at 20:40:10
He was never a sniper!!!!


What if you got cought playing with yourself?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-28 at 20:48:01
Than id say umm...I wasnt playing with myself I was just waking up my censored.gif

What if you got dog censored.gif all over you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-28 at 20:56:27
I'd lick it off bleh.gif

What if you had to get your testicles chopped off?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-28 at 22:02:02
I would save money on condoms.

What if you had a bug in your butt?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-28 at 22:08:21
I'd fart


What if you had to find the bug in someones but?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-28 at 22:08:24
i'd stick it up mine if it eats my feces so that i dont have to take a dump anymore

what if you read teh Holy Bible from start to finish? (GASPZ)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-11-28 at 22:09:19
Too slow!

I would just read it, sparknotes!

What if you had to write the bible over?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-28 at 22:12:20
i'd rewrite everything so that no one can ever contradict it or prove it wrong

what if the bible was never written
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-29 at 18:29:06
One less thing for Catholics to rejoice over.

What if Moosephon/Syphon was president?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-29 at 18:46:52
I would be veeeeery afraid.

What if you took your grandma to the prom?
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