Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-02 at 21:14:07
QUOTE(Kow @ Dec 2 2005, 08:37 PM)
Kow.
I told a girl I loved her, when I didn't even intend on saying it. She didn't address it until later though, after I'd had a few drinks. Try talking yourself out of that in that condition. (It was Instant messaging, but still).
Man, now I dont feel good. Lonely with the end of a drink sucks. Not to mention noone's around for me to draw happiness from, and my intelligent buddy left me to clean up her sticky note covered house.
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I told a girl I loved her, when I didn't even intend on saying it. She didn't address it until later though, after I'd had a few drinks. Try talking yourself out of that in that condition. (It was Instant messaging, but still).
Man, now I dont feel good. Lonely with the end of a drink sucks. Not to mention noone's around for me to draw happiness from, and my intelligent buddy left me to clean up her sticky note covered house.
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I'll be you happy semi-sober intellegent buddy!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-12-03 at 00:30:24
QUOTE(Kow @ Dec 2 2005, 08:37 PM)
..after I'd had a few drinks.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-03 at 00:32:25
wine is teh pwnage
but i hate the taste
hehe blood of christ=wine
but i hate the taste
hehe blood of christ=wine
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-03 at 00:51:04
QUOTE(Internecivus @ Dec 3 2005, 12:30 AM)
Kow! Alcohol is a tool of the devil, and a proud Christian like you should know that!
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BLood of christ.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-03 at 00:59:25
Warning, may disturb some people. 18 years or older only read below.
Ok so my new girl friend is at my house after us dating for like mmm 3 weeks or so? We are in my room and of course we are going at it with no parents home (still 17) . So she gave me head for awhile. So then I climaxed onto her bare chest. I didn't want her to take a shower at my house or use any of my towels to clean up herself. So I gave her my sock (right off my foot) to clean with. hahaha, wait a minute thats not embarrising, its hella PIMP haha jk. what ever I thought it was funny.
Ok so my new girl friend is at my house after us dating for like mmm 3 weeks or so? We are in my room and of course we are going at it with no parents home (still 17) . So she gave me head for awhile. So then I climaxed onto her bare chest. I didn't want her to take a shower at my house or use any of my towels to clean up herself. So I gave her my sock (right off my foot) to clean with. hahaha, wait a minute thats not embarrising, its hella PIMP haha jk. what ever I thought it was funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-03 at 09:59:02
Quit spamming my thread, just get on topic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-03 at 16:52:07
That is on topic and was embarrissing but mostly funny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-04 at 17:19:45
What's wrong with cleaning in your shower? More time to be romantic!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-04 at 18:05:18
Tmac
One time during nap time in 1st grade I took a shiz in the back of the classroom because I didn't have enough time to get to a bathroom. Then I took blocks and covered it. Then somebody woke up and wanted to play with the blocks. He took a block that was covered in shiz and showed it to the teacher. The teacher started yelling at me so everyone woke up and started laughing at me.
One time during nap time in 1st grade I took a shiz in the back of the classroom because I didn't have enough time to get to a bathroom. Then I took blocks and covered it. Then somebody woke up and wanted to play with the blocks. He took a block that was covered in shiz and showed it to the teacher. The teacher started yelling at me so everyone woke up and started laughing at me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-04 at 18:08:11
XD u shouldve used your jr ninja skillz to go back to sleep when that kid found the block
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-04 at 18:12:03
I stared at him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-04 at 18:13:49
so.......you wanted him to find it or you tried to hypnotize him to pick it up and throw it at the teacher but failed miserably?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-04 at 20:05:46
Procuress
When I ripped my pants without me noticing it in the variety show
When I ripped my pants without me noticing it in the variety show
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-04 at 20:09:02
I tried to hypnotize him.