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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-12-02 at 22:06:07
Actually, none of them "beat" each other. They're all inanimate objects.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-12-02 at 22:08:22
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=18310&hl=
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-02 at 22:08:27
Until you control them. That's why when our hands morph into a pair of scissors it can be lethal to paper.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-02 at 22:09:06
Rock should rip the paper.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-12-02 at 22:19:31
Man paper is teh shiznat, it owndizzles rocks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-02 at 22:39:09
Alright then for your wedding you get your wife a a paper ring. Who needs that expensive rock anyways? Its overrated. (actually it is, but that's besides the point)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2005-12-02 at 22:51:58
Lol, saying that getting my wife a paper ring instead of a kickass diamond ring doesn't help your effort in proving that the rock is better than paper. happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2005-12-02 at 23:34:47
Rock wouldn't "rip paper up", because when rock attacks, it would take paper with it, and paper would wrap around rock. Rock would then have to smash itself against something hard to rip paper and release itself, and paper would bail at the last second, thus making rock shatter due to the immense speed it was travelling at.

PAPER>ROCK after all.

EDIT: Paper could also just dodge rock's attacks until rock wears itself out, anyway.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-02 at 23:51:34
ADDITION:
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Does paper beat rock?
Yes  [ 14 ]  [50.00%]
No  [ 14 ]  [50.00%]
Total Votes: 28


Lol, this doesn't prove any points either... we are pretty split here
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-04 at 01:19:41
Don't be too sure.. shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-12-04 at 11:02:47
omg it wouldnt work if rock beat paper

Rock>scissors
Rock>Paper
Scissors>Paper


Someone is gonna pick rock everytime and they will win EVERYTIME

Paper beats rock DEAL WIT IT
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 11:19:54
How about rock, grass, scissors?

doesn't have a nice ring to it, but the grass handshape could be like paper, only with the palm face up, and all the ends of the fingers/thumb pointed up. Like a big claw. And then instead of putting it on top of the rock, you claw the bottom, becuase the grass grows over the rock and breaks it down. Then of course the scissors functions as a lawn mower (or hedge trimmer)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-04 at 12:37:13
QUOTE(AOB)Moo)s( @ Dec 4 2005, 08:02 AM)
omg it wouldnt work if rock beat paper

Rock>scissors
Rock>Paper
Scissors>Paper
Someone is gonna pick rock everytime and they will win EVERYTIME

Paper beats rock DEAL WIT IT
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Let's say Rock is a huge stone, now it can beat both of them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-12-04 at 13:03:28
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Scout own ultralisk. Better balanced.


not true... it will take forever...



dude rock beats everything.... it just cant lose pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-04 at 13:44:55
QUOTE(Silver-Dragon @ Dec 2 2005, 04:20 PM)
No. It should be
Torrasque Ultralisk
Artanis Scout
The hero goliath guy.

Much more balanced. Torrasque owns hero goliath.
Hero goliath owns scout.
Scout own ultralisk. Better balanced.
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No no, it's...

Devourer > Valkyrie
Corsair > Devourer
Valkyrie > Corsair
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-04 at 18:20:57
no no no...

Boy > Baby
Baby > Girl
Girl > Boy (Yes...ladies first...)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-04 at 18:49:59
Does anybody watch That 70's Show?

They invented nuclear bomb, cockroach and foot.

It works out fine unless the cockroach gets a direct hit from the nuke.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 18:52:06
Wait so:

foot>cockroach
cockroach>nuke
nuke>foot

I LIKE THAT!!!

would be hard to make handshaps for em though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-04 at 18:52:30
Look
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2005-12-05 at 20:29:15
According to the creator, there are 15.5 octillion layouts for RPS-25.

There are also 300 possible combinations between the 25 elements.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-12-05 at 20:39:11
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One of the most popular modern varieties is called Cat, Microwave, Tinfoil. Cat beats Tinfoil by ripping it up, Tinfoil beats Microwave by starting a fire, and Microwave beats Cat by cooking it.

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"Bear, Ninja, Cowboy" is most often associated with Ultimate and is played using the entire body as well as sound effects (which are required for a throw to be considered legitimate in some circles). Bear mauls Ninja, Ninja dodges Cowboy's bullets, and Cowboy shoots Bear.


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One of the most popular modern varieties is called Cat, Microwave, Tinfoil. Cat beats Tinfoil by ripping it up, Tinfoil beats Microwave by starting a fire, and Microwave beats Cat by cooking it.

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"Bear, Ninja, Cowboy" is most often associated with Ultimate and is played using the entire body as well as sound effects (which are required for a throw to be considered legitimate in some circles). Bear mauls Ninja, Ninja dodges Cowboy's bullets, and Cowboy shoots Bear.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-05 at 20:41:16
HAHA.. what's for dinner? cooked cat. mmm
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-05 at 21:58:40
Paper *COVERS* the rock... Get it? I was surprised to see about half saying paper doesnt beat rock
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2005-12-05 at 22:00:06
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Extreme Rock, Paper, Scissors
Another variation is Extreme Rock, Paper, Scissors, in which the winner of each game may use their winning hand position to assault the loser. Paper becomes a slap, rock a punch and scissors a poke (usually in the sternum). This adds the extra challenge of trying to get the more painful positions without the opponent realizing it, while offering a chance to legitimately hit them. This is also known as Rock, Paper, Scissors, Brutality in some areas.


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Hand of God
The Hand of God variation is slightly related to the above Kring addition to Rock, Paper, Scissors: players may throw the "Hand of God" (a fist with the thumb, index, and pinky fingers extended) which beats everything. If both players throw the Hand of God, however, a draw is declared, and both players must punch each other in the head. This modification shifts the advantage in favour of hard-headed individuals and masochists, and away from easily-intimidated individuals, and even further from people that cannot form a fist.


Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-05 at 22:08:14
QUOTE(procuress @ Dec 5 2005, 08:58 PM)
Paper *COVERS* the rock... Get it? I was surprised to see about half saying paper doesnt beat rock
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um...

1. read my first post.

2. So what?! If I cover a rock with a piece of paper and hurl it at you its still gonna knock you out.

ADDITION:
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"Hand of God" (a fist with the thumb, index, and pinky fingers extended)


um... WTF?!?!

plus isn't that handshape AKA rock on????
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