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Haha, I got a girlfriend. Woot!

If all goes wrong marry someone online or get one of those mail order brides.

Um... No. She was replying to me when I said it was a lie, because it is a lie.

Oh, well, maybe this is why i'm doing so poor in english, no ability to see past literal stuff.


I heard UPS ships them in 3 days!

Crappy posts? How are they crappy posts? Because you dissagree with us? Because we're commenting about girls, like your thread says to do?

Why are you such a hypocrite?

And you say you don't whine about pointless things..

Women are the devil. When you get hurt by this "Sam" you probibly realize that everyone that says women are evil, is right.

You hardly find a decent girl, now days.

It's the damn country. We're all a buncha spoiled brats that dream about being rockstars and movie stars. It's a "me first" society.

Sometimes I feel depraved enough to take advantage of that, and sometimes I don't.

It's harder to be friends and then boyfriend//girlfriend than to go straight to girlfriend//boyfriend.

Yeah becasue the girl always says that you are her best friend and she doesn't want to be with you because if you break up, she won't talk to you anymore. And girls don't like that.

Yeah! Girls tend to swoon over the 'hot' guys on TV. It's fine, as long as I'm not compared to them, and they don't do it around me. It's even worse when they swoon over a guy that I happen to know. (This is implying that I am dating them)


That's why you, once you break up, try to stay friends. Don't try to be too close, give her distance, but don't lose connections either. (Unless they're psychopath)

They're trying to see how you react. One of my ex girlfriends (that knew I hated rap) played a delightful tune called "Ten inch n****r" for me on Valentine's Day. So later that night I poured a drink down her shirt (in public) as we were leaving a restaurant. Just agree with them, and then later, tell them you think their friend is hot (or their mom if you're feeling really nutty, rofl). Gotta love headgames.

Oh, for those who are wondering, yes I got laid that night.

If I were ever to "date" a girl, she'd most likely be from the country. I just don't like city atmosphere. I think it leads to stupidity. -_-

Beleive me, country (aka redneck) girls are not very good...

Bah, I don't want a redneck girl, I just want one that is more laid back, doesn't go partying every day, doesn't go to malls, doesn't listen to rap music.. stuff like that.. and most of that stuff happens in the city.

That's my kind of girl. It usually ends up being that she's goth.

You can't find any of those in the city
I should move.

I lived in the country up until I was 14, and lemme tell ya, it wasn't much better. I'm starting to wonder if I should just cop out and get a mail order bride, or call escort services so that way I won't have to be charming or anything and the girl still has to tell me I'm hawt.

What were most of the "country girls" like in comparison to "city girls"?

They still liked to party. Only difference is that the available drugs weren't quite as bad as city ones. Of course, my little town was about a half hour away from a college town. You KNOW there's no such thing as a drug free college.

Meh, maybe I'd have to move to the middle of no where.

Get yourself a mail order bride and then move to a deserted island (I should consider doing that...)

That could be a sitcom! *Ba dun KUH*