Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-28 at 17:39:08
QUOTE(warhammer blah blah blah blah blah XD @ Feb 28 2006, 06:35 PM)
And look at that! The topic creater used it singular. UH OHEZ!!
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Google fight has it's flaws -_-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-02-28 at 17:49:47
Indeed it does.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2006-02-28 at 17:53:46
NO! GOOGLE FIGHTS IS GOD!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-28 at 17:57:26
Aw man if I was a moderator I'd so be abusing my poll editting powers. Everyone knows that pirates are supreme.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-02-28 at 18:12:55
Ninjas.
Pirates are nothing but drunk thieves who get beat up by little kids in sword fights (from peter pan)
Pirates are nothing but drunk thieves who get beat up by little kids in sword fights (from peter pan)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-02-28 at 18:42:43
ZOMG NINJAS FOR TEH WIN!!! BCUZZ NINJAS ARE LIKE GANGSTERS AND TO TEH GODLY ROLLS AND STEALTH'LIKE KILL PEOPLE.
Pirates are just like arrg where be me map! And never find teh treasure cause they noob and then die.
Pirates are just like arrg where be me map! And never find teh treasure cause they noob and then die.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zwitch on 2006-02-28 at 18:51:06
~BATTLE~
Joe the Pirate vs. Sushi the Ninja
Joe {500 HP} = = Sushi {350 HP}
Joe hacks Sushi for 100 damage!
Joe {500 HP} = = Sushi {250 HP}
Sushi throws a shuriken at Joe's head for 50 Damage!
Joe {450 HP} = = Sushi {250 HP}
Joe hits Sushi with his wooden leg for 75 Damage!
Joe {450 HP} = = Sushi {125 HP}
Sushi throws blinding powder in Joe's eyes for 25 Damage!
Joe {425 HP} = = Sushi {125 HP}
Joe sends his parrot, Cracker, to attack Sushi for 50 Damage!
Joe {425 HP} = = Sushi {75 HP}
Sushi comes up from behind and slices Joe's throat!
Joe { 0 HP } = = Sushi {75 HP}
SUSHI IS THE WINNER!!
As you can see, even though Pirates are big brutes, they're no match for the agility and cunningness of Ninjas!
Joe the Pirate vs. Sushi the Ninja
Joe {500 HP} = = Sushi {350 HP}
Joe hacks Sushi for 100 damage!
Joe {500 HP} = = Sushi {250 HP}
Sushi throws a shuriken at Joe's head for 50 Damage!
Joe {450 HP} = = Sushi {250 HP}
Joe hits Sushi with his wooden leg for 75 Damage!
Joe {450 HP} = = Sushi {125 HP}
Sushi throws blinding powder in Joe's eyes for 25 Damage!
Joe {425 HP} = = Sushi {125 HP}
Joe sends his parrot, Cracker, to attack Sushi for 50 Damage!
Joe {425 HP} = = Sushi {75 HP}
Sushi comes up from behind and slices Joe's throat!
Joe { 0 HP } = = Sushi {75 HP}
SUSHI IS THE WINNER!!
As you can see, even though Pirates are big brutes, they're no match for the agility and cunningness of Ninjas!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-02-28 at 18:51:25
Maddox.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-28 at 19:39:02
QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 28 2006, 05:57 PM)
Aw man if I was a moderator I'd so be abusing my poll editting powers. Everyone knows that pirates are supreme.
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Like Oh noes...Nuxx0rs anotehr pollz0rz and it will be 1337.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-28 at 20:09:15
Thilo>Maddox
Update every two months > Update every four months
Update every two months > Update every four months
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-02-28 at 20:12:15
QUOTE(GgG-Deathawk @ Feb 28 2006, 08:09 PM)
Thilo>Maddox
Update every two months > Update every four months
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Update every two months > Update every four months
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Making his own book and his updates aren't drunk and retarded > Drunk and Retarded updates that are not even remotely funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-28 at 20:25:41
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Feb 28 2006, 06:12 PM)
Ninjas.
Pirates are nothing but drunk thieves who get beat up by little kids in sword fights (from peter pan)
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What he said
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Capt_Stiles on 2006-02-28 at 20:48:22
Id say pirates! Hooray for pirates! Pirates have tons of wierd lines and sayings! Ninjas never talk though.
So the official fight would go like this:
Ninja sneaks on to pirate ship and kills all the pirates in their sleep. Then ninja dies because he doesnt know how to navigate a pirate ship. Three months later, the pirate ship washes on to shore and falls on top of a kitten.
The Winner: The Pirate Ship
So the official fight would go like this:
Ninja sneaks on to pirate ship and kills all the pirates in their sleep. Then ninja dies because he doesnt know how to navigate a pirate ship. Three months later, the pirate ship washes on to shore and falls on top of a kitten.
The Winner: The Pirate Ship
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-02-28 at 21:42:43
Pirates... http://maddox.xmission.com/
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-02-28 at 23:50:47
Ninjas pwn life. They'd own the pirates before the pirates knew what was going on.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-02-28 at 23:53:18
Ninjas or Pirates? why not Fighting Rainbow Ninja Monkey Pirates of Doom?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-03-01 at 00:15:46
Look at my title and make a wild guess of which I voted for.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-01 at 00:21:41
[center]Pirate ninja wizzards FTW![/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-01 at 00:40:21
QUOTE(FatalException @ Feb 28 2006, 11:15 PM)
Look at my title and make a wild guess of which I voted for.
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pirates
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2006-03-01 at 00:48:50
Pirates cause they got alot of big ass cannons are talk cooler then ninjas. They also go down with their ships if they are cool enough
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-01 at 15:58:02
Ninja's = Asian
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-03-01 at 17:09:53
And Asian = Leet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-03-01 at 23:39:36
QUOTE(TheDaddy0420 @ Feb 28 2006, 09:48 PM)
Pirates cause they got alot of big ass cannons are talk cooler then ninjas. They also go down with their ships if they are cool enough
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Is "Yarr, me scurvy dogs," really, truely cooler than, "This time, I'll kill you." An look at the names! Pirate names are all like, Blackbeard, or Scurvy Joe, and ninjas are like, Kakashi. And ninjas get to stealth kill and run fast while pirates shoot inaccurate cannons and can't run or see because of thier peg legs and gouged-out eyes! BURN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-03-02 at 08:37:33
Most pirates DID NOT have eye patches and I would think a good majority would not have peg legs. They ransacked ships from A SHIP, they'd need to be physically fit to do all the neccesary shipwork (putting up the sails, putting the stuff in the cannons, etc.) plus the part where you board the enemy ship and kill 'em. Ninjas were asian guys that shoke hands then stabbed the guy when he turned. *Yawn* All that "running on walks" shiz is from movies. Ninjas were just hitmen, there's nothing exciting about taking a guy out when his back is turned.
Also, there's very little historical evidence that ninjas even existed, much less in the form you see in popular culture. Plus... they suck.
Also, there's very little historical evidence that ninjas even existed, much less in the form you see in popular culture. Plus... they suck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-03-02 at 13:18:29
That's like a cheap dude from the Mafia. A ninja would climb on top of a roof, jump off, do a backflip, and kick/land on a dude, when then they chop the guy on the back of the neck with his bare hands when(and if) the dude gets up, killing him. All the while, not being seen... in public!