Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-29 at 15:36:00
Spirit Week in my school...I had to dress like a girl...Wearing a shirt saying "Jersey Girl"
And the week after, I tripped over my shoelace with my tongue stickign out...I licked this girls ass...Didn't feel good.
And the week after, I tripped over my shoelace with my tongue stickign out...I licked this girls ass...Didn't feel good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zoan on 2006-03-29 at 19:19:28
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Mar 28 2006, 06:38 PM)
I instantly turned red. The good thing was that a good looking girl asked me out because she said I looked cute in red. 
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This made me laugh. Hard. My ass seriously came off as I was lmao'ing.
JAJAJAJAJA
In your dreams, boy.
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Most Embarrasing thing ever happening to me, probably in 9th grade, freshman year in highschool, I sat down in class and yelled Happy Birthday for some reason. Daydreaming has sone weird effects on what you do while you daydream. It was cool and all because everyone laughed, but I still had that 'feeling'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-03-29 at 19:49:08
Why exactly are you concerned about if people have sex 
Well..I always 'space out' every now and then. The after-effects aren't good though
Well..I always 'space out' every now and then. The after-effects aren't good though
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-03-29 at 19:54:27
lol-these are funny
About 5 or so years ago, I was riding my bike with my dad, we were at a campground, and we were racing, a car was coming down the road so I went on the outside of a fence next to the road and I didn't see the people next to me playing volleyball. WAAAM! I ran into the side strings that hold the volleyball net up. Tearing down the net right into the people playing a game. Snapping both of the poles holding the net and the ropes attactched to those poles. You think, oh well like 10 people saw you brake a volleyaball net on your bike. Well there was a campground volleyball tournement going and there was a tournement game occuring at that very volleyball course. Oh I would say maybe 100 or so campers were watching includig the referees of the tournement. I had to pay 50 bucks for a new net that I just demolished in front of the whole campground. But hey It was the first day of a 2 week stay at a campground where word travels fast. Everywhere I went, the pool, the arcade, everyone pointed and laughed. I was never so imbarrased in my life!
About 5 or so years ago, I was riding my bike with my dad, we were at a campground, and we were racing, a car was coming down the road so I went on the outside of a fence next to the road and I didn't see the people next to me playing volleyball. WAAAM! I ran into the side strings that hold the volleyball net up. Tearing down the net right into the people playing a game. Snapping both of the poles holding the net and the ropes attactched to those poles. You think, oh well like 10 people saw you brake a volleyaball net on your bike. Well there was a campground volleyball tournement going and there was a tournement game occuring at that very volleyball course. Oh I would say maybe 100 or so campers were watching includig the referees of the tournement. I had to pay 50 bucks for a new net that I just demolished in front of the whole campground. But hey It was the first day of a 2 week stay at a campground where word travels fast. Everywhere I went, the pool, the arcade, everyone pointed and laughed. I was never so imbarrased in my life!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Viciousdevil on 2006-03-30 at 01:47:09
I got THE WORST embarrassing moment:
I was in gym in a weight room for weight training during 6th period talking wit my friends like it was still lunch which was last period. We went over to the treadmills and as i was talking to my friend, he tuned up the speed to 10 miles an hour. Me, being an idiot, doesn't notice this and I take 1 step on it like i was going to walk and my foot flies right under me and the bottom right part of my face (where the jaw bone area is) hits the treadmill alon with my left knee and i fly back. I get up and i say I'm alright and everyone laughs at me. Within 2 days, the whole school knows about it. I was surprised that i wasn't dead or in a coma and the messed up version of stories ppl thought were true. Still was funny at the end I have to admit.
I was in gym in a weight room for weight training during 6th period talking wit my friends like it was still lunch which was last period. We went over to the treadmills and as i was talking to my friend, he tuned up the speed to 10 miles an hour. Me, being an idiot, doesn't notice this and I take 1 step on it like i was going to walk and my foot flies right under me and the bottom right part of my face (where the jaw bone area is) hits the treadmill alon with my left knee and i fly back. I get up and i say I'm alright and everyone laughs at me. Within 2 days, the whole school knows about it. I was surprised that i wasn't dead or in a coma and the messed up version of stories ppl thought were true. Still was funny at the end I have to admit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-30 at 15:41:30
Well...Here is my friend's embarrasing moment...
My friend said Leet, Hax, Noob, Fug, LOLOMGWTFBBQM8, and woot in class all in one sentence...he got suspended, and he is embarrassed since his GF broke up with him...
...She thinks he is a geek, which he is 
My friend said Leet, Hax, Noob, Fug, LOLOMGWTFBBQM8, and woot in class all in one sentence...he got suspended, and he is embarrassed since his GF broke up with him...
...She thinks he is a geek, which he is Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-03-30 at 18:32:25
I have tons of funny embarrising stories >.<
I think ill tell one that happend to me and one that happend to someone.
ok first mine
I was in Earth Science and somehow they were getting my teacher on a tangent (so we wouldnt have to do class) anyways someone was trying to think the name of a movie he saw and he was trying to think of "Grumpy Old Men" its a funny movie. anyways I was like oh i know what movie that is and yell out It's Dirty Old men. and everyone was like ROFLMAO!!!!1111 even the teacher.
Luckily nothing like that bothers me too much.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- Dame Edna Everage
The next story is just funny not too embarresing but my cross country team and i were at a pizza place and one of the freshman was talking about these types of gumballs he likes, but no one was listening to him lol. but then he goes "If you suck on it long enough it explodes in your mouth."And everyone was laughing so hard we cried expecially cuz he didnt even realize what he said.
I think ill tell one that happend to me and one that happend to someone.
ok first mine
I was in Earth Science and somehow they were getting my teacher on a tangent (so we wouldnt have to do class) anyways someone was trying to think the name of a movie he saw and he was trying to think of "Grumpy Old Men" its a funny movie. anyways I was like oh i know what movie that is and yell out It's Dirty Old men. and everyone was like ROFLMAO!!!!1111 even the teacher.
Luckily nothing like that bothers me too much.
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- Dame Edna Everage
The next story is just funny not too embarresing but my cross country team and i were at a pizza place and one of the freshman was talking about these types of gumballs he likes, but no one was listening to him lol. but then he goes "If you suck on it long enough it explodes in your mouth."And everyone was laughing so hard we cried expecially cuz he didnt even realize what he said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-03-30 at 18:57:44
In 8th grade I tried to trip my friend but he held his ground and dragged my leg back and I fell flat on my ass in the middle of the hall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-03-30 at 19:04:03
QUOTE(Do-0dan @ Mar 28 2006, 07:43 PM)
but it's still embarrasing to touch a girl there when u dont even know her and she knows that you did it :0
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Not really. A girl I met for the first time in theatre (always nice to everyone) came up to me and said "Hi" and gave me a hug. I hugged her back then just kinda grabbed her butt. What's funnier? After that you'd think she'd want nothing to do with me, but hey, we've been dating since two or three months after we met
A really embarrassing (yet funny) story happened during theatre practice. After Cross Country, I would go down to the theatre for the rest of practice. I was supposed to be running lights, but instead snuck backstage to talk with some people. We got the idea to do something funny. During a scene where a stair-case is pushed in, representing a helicopter landing, while three people are on it, I and another person also got on, totaling five. But none of us had any clothes on except for boxers. We then proceeded to run the whole scene until the director couldn't take it anymore and told us to get our clothes back on. We still got a good 5 minutes of solid laughter though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-03-30 at 21:06:54
QUOTE(7-7 @ Mar 29 2006, 07:54 PM)
Blah blah blah
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*HorroR points and laughs at 7-7
Another one of my embarrassing moments was about a few weeks ago at the last honor band..thing I was at. I almost knocked down all the snare drums
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TH-Kabam on 2006-03-31 at 05:45:45
Ok, this is weak...But when I was trying to stand up off of the wrestling mats...I fell and almost killed this girl rofl and then I did 2 backward rolls in the middle of the room. I almost flatened that girl lmfao...She was all hissy...preppy whore.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-03-31 at 17:32:02
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2006-04-02 at 11:56:09
QUOTE(ymrAmuinnelliM @ Mar 26 2006, 11:19 PM)
I'm sure lots of us have extremely embarrasing/humiliating moments in our lives. Well today I had one of them.
For my church, we would have a band with two electrics, one base, and one drummer (just like in many mainstream bands.) I was the drummer. Today was the first time I did it since august 2005 so I was really rusty. We practices saturday alot and I seemed to have it down, but when we actually performed today, in one song I just completely fluked up. I started playing completely offbeat after trying to do a fill for like three four measures and it sounded horrible. I even had to stop in the middle of it and refind the beat. Everybody kept on playing but it was so embarrassing. Drummer mistakes are much more noticeable than guitar ones. -_-
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For my church, we would have a band with two electrics, one base, and one drummer (just like in many mainstream bands.) I was the drummer. Today was the first time I did it since august 2005 so I was really rusty. We practices saturday alot and I seemed to have it down, but when we actually performed today, in one song I just completely fluked up. I started playing completely offbeat after trying to do a fill for like three four measures and it sounded horrible. I even had to stop in the middle of it and refind the beat. Everybody kept on playing but it was so embarrassing. Drummer mistakes are much more noticeable than guitar ones. -_-
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hehe clan oo made a topic like this. And i see you fooled me by changing your name.. Anyways mine would probably be when i left the door open when i was taking a wizz and people came upstairs... pretty bad..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-04-02 at 13:40:16
QUOTE(Snipe @ Apr 2 2006, 10:55 AM)
hehe clan oo made a topic like this. And i see you fooled me by changing your name.. Anyways mine would probably be when i left the door open when i was taking a wizz and people came upstairs... pretty bad..
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i bet they were like ZOMG its so SMALL AHAHA LOSER
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Roman-Centurion on 2006-04-02 at 16:52:18
my most embarrasing moment was when my friend pulled my jeans down when i was walking to class 
it was very embarrasing needles to say i almost broke four of his fingers
it was very embarrasing needles to say i almost broke four of his fingers Report, edit, etc...Posted by AK47 on 2006-04-03 at 18:50:50
Well, my had to deal with my pants too. One time in the pool in gym class I was playing water basketball and I jumped out of the water with the ball and my shorts were a bit too big for me at the time. So when I jumped out, the water drug down my shorts and I showed everyone the jungle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-04-04 at 19:39:48
LMAO the jungle. I have a couple so yeah. At our homecoming i was slow dancing with this girl and i had a hard-on. I guess i wasnt really paying attention to this, but i guess the girl felt it. Too bad i didnt find out about this untill the next morning when my friend wakes me up going ''HAHAHAHA!!!''. I was so confused. But oh well, i ended up dating this girl for a while. So i guess i got something out of it.
Another one is, not so embarassing buy funny . I was riding my bike with my friend home from 7-11 at like 11:30 at night, so it was really dark out. And i was riding down a hill (fast). Then i randomly hit a black mailbox, and flip off the bike and just laid there on the ground for like a minute. My friend thought i was dead . It was hilarious, when my friend took a pic of the mailbox the next morning. It was like, ownt.
Another is, i uhh downloaded some Pr0n onto my moms computer when i was like..12 (yeah i was dumb). Then she found it, and i was like "
I accidently clicked the link from another website, i didnt know what it was, so i tried clicking it off but more kept popping up! '' Funny thing is, she still doesnt trust me online now. And that was like 3 years ago.
Another one is, not so embarassing buy funny
. I was riding my bike with my friend home from 7-11 at like 11:30 at night, so it was really dark out. And i was riding down a hill (fast). Then i randomly hit a black mailbox, and flip off the bike and just laid there on the ground for like a minute. My friend thought i was dead . It was hilarious, when my friend took a pic of the mailbox the next morning. It was like, ownt.Another is, i uhh downloaded some Pr0n onto my moms computer when i was like..12 (yeah i was dumb). Then she found it, and i was like "
I accidently clicked the link from another website, i didnt know what it was, so i tried clicking it off but more kept popping up! '' Funny thing is, she still doesnt trust me online now. And that was like 3 years ago.Report, edit, etc...Posted by AK47 on 2006-04-04 at 20:07:57
Well, since we're all adolescent males here, most of us, we've all been through that. Cept with me it was when I was like 10. Some friend of mine in 4th grade told me to go to sex.com or something. And I did. Then I thought I could delete it by right clicking the URL bar and clicking on Delete. Whcih would only delete the text, not the history. Good thing for me I didn't try it out before I went on the site.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-04 at 20:59:23
I don't like downloading porn for the sole purpose of me not being allowed to view it. My dad is a computer specialist and he can find it if I download it. I just stick to google and sites that embed video.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TERRAINFIGHTER on 2006-04-11 at 14:32:15
My most embarrassing moment would probably be when I was riding my bike a few years ago...
it started out okay...I was riding my bike around trying to do tricks n going in races
then I decided to jump on the ramp...first try didn't work out so well.....
I landed okay, but the bike was leaning a little too much so it flipped over fowards and I flew off it sliding
ADDITION: I ripped alot of the skin off my knee and my arm had rocks all in it, it was kind've funny afterwards though
it started out okay...I was riding my bike around trying to do tricks n going in races
then I decided to jump on the ramp...first try didn't work out so well.....
I landed okay, but the bike was leaning a little too much so it flipped over fowards and I flew off it sliding
ADDITION: I ripped alot of the skin off my knee and my arm had rocks all in it, it was kind've funny afterwards though
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vi3t_X on 2006-04-16 at 21:51:05
So, mine is INSANE!!
One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-04-17 at 22:17:46
I dont wanna talk about it.. XD, I dont remember any embaressing moments..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-18 at 15:03:13
QUOTE(Vi3t_X @ Apr 16 2006, 08:50 PM)
So, mine is INSANE!!
One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
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One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
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Please. Know the filters before you attempt to bypass them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-18 at 15:10:49
QUOTE(Vi3t_X @ Apr 16 2006, 07:50 PM)
So, mine is INSANE!!
One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
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One day we had to use some G@Y @SS method our supply teacher told us, so we had to join desks - 2. I was paired up with this girl i like. Several hours later i droped several sheets of paper, 1 landed under my desk, 3 landed in my arms, and 1 landed on HER SEAT... So i tried picking up the page and...
I sorta... squeezed her @SS... and the wierdest thing ever... the teacher didnt care and she didnt care either - Thats also how we met...
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This kind of sounds like someone that has never done anything in is life with a girl! Most girls really dont care if you do somehting like that, unless they are very self concious or something!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-18 at 15:27:13
I have only had one 'grab' experience.
I was in the theatre with my ex (was ex at the time too). I had my hand around her, and started to rub her shoulder kinda. Only it wasn't her shoulder. It was her boob.
I was in the theatre with my ex (was ex at the time too). I had my hand around her, and started to rub her shoulder kinda. Only it wasn't her shoulder. It was her boob.