I nearly got a job at the local Hilton hotel and also at the Service Station down the road.
But I didn't... Total (the station) turned me down despite my well-written job application complete with covering letter (the majority of employees there are bums that don't look like they could write the alphabet). Apparently, although I had more style and class

, I was simply too young.
I haven't actually heard from the Hilton yet, but I assume that they wan't nothing to do with me seeing as they've left me hanging for over two weeks, damn them.