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Report, edit, etc...Posted by assassin_498 on 2004-07-25 at 16:39:23
yeah...i have to agree. everyone has 9999 of everything and you go around killing everyone else in 1 shot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by assassin_498 on 2004-07-25 at 17:03:29
I know a map thats stupid and too hard. AOD. They dont give you enough time to build a good defence, so they mass like 200 lings at you, then 60 seconds later they mass like 50 other units after the lings reduce you and pummel you to the ground
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-07-25 at 17:48:19
Personally, I find 9999 Maps fun. I just Stasis his 9999 Hydra and it was GG. Good for pissing off the game creator who is like "OMFG I HAVE 9999 UNIT I CANnot LSOze!11"

I hate Special Forces maps. Those have the be the crappiest RPG (Action/Adventure, not actual RPG) maps out there. You camp the heal and build up endless units and upgrades. Then you come to a gay boss who rapes you silly anyway. I played one where he had units like "Gaurdain" and stuff. Honestly, IT'S SPELLED ALREADY IN THE EDITOR. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-07-25 at 18:36:38
QUOTE(Nozomu @ Jul 24 2004, 08:34 PM)
Don't play any of the THING clones that have been popping up left and right.  Just play The Thing Ice 4.1, made by my favorite mapper, {SM}Sir-Shadow.  Any other "versions" are ripoffs or retarded attempts to improve on an already perfect map.  Even the original Thing map by MutilatedPuppet, which, incidentally, was called The Thing 1.13, can't compare to Ice 4.1.

The Thing Ice 4.1 is my favorite "Horror" or "Spooky" map of all time, I'd say my favorite map has to be LoH, you go PirateKing! My favorite mapper of all time is MutilatedPuppet, or at least he was, I used to play his aliens maps all the time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-07-25 at 18:37:56
ROFL MOOSE.
Anyways...
"(ie. I liked Battlecraft, then today I play a version with like 20 added units to buy, mostly unbalanced)"
Assuming you mean that censored.gif ING censored.gif TY Fastblack version...
I must agree, IT SUCKS. Just about the only BAttlecraft I like now is my V3.1 and V3.2(no doubt there's others with that name, but ones wiht that name modified by me). It's more balanced than any other I've seen so far.

The worst map: Fix the Carrier.
It's so horrible it's not worth describing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by assassin_498 on 2004-07-25 at 21:38:30
Fix the Carrier...can you give a brief description of that?

jk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PodFedJay on 2004-07-25 at 22:09:33
Worst maps... hmmm there are so many that i can't name all :/ heres one "Dont Move"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by assassin_498 on 2004-07-25 at 22:12:44
Dont Move? Ive never heard of it. Care to explain? or is that even a real map
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2004-07-25 at 22:28:18
yeah all u do is not move for 5 minutes then yellow attacks u with Infested Teraans
Report, edit, etc...Posted by assassin_498 on 2004-07-25 at 22:31:19
lol
another stupid one...it was pretty old but it was "Dont press the button" or something
If you've never heard of it just step on the button (beacon), and you get nuked. then you get to kill the guy who pushed the button smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lo[S]eR on 2004-07-27 at 00:40:55
lol i like that one.. its funny when u get to kill the guy that pressed the button..

crappiest map ever.. hm.. anything that has to do with a mass of units attacking you.. any kind of madness for example.. and those kinda maps r always rigged anyway
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PodFedJay on 2004-07-27 at 00:48:04
ooO i got one more - Escape from a happy place, you survive from scouts and wraiths for a bit and when you find this beacon and you step on it, you drop.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2004-07-27 at 01:57:17
Hehe, I remember this one map that had none of the units renamed, absolutely no storyline deal, and no way to find locations. The host had to look them up in the editor and still couldn't find them. It was so crappy but so funny.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Daigotsu on 2004-07-27 at 20:57:06
Crappiest maps I've ever seen are like madness maps, and maps that make you drop if you do something like don't look at the dot or games like don't move.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-27 at 21:10:17
The crappiest maps of all time? Let's see... The A&O Trailer, House of the Haunted, Team Micro Arena, Quest for Camelot, Sorcery RPG, X-tian Deathpit...

Of course the best maps ever are Madnesses, Don't Click the Flag, and Don't Click the Middle Mouse Button. And Dabbu's map, which really is the best map ever! huahahaha~!`11!~11!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2004-07-27 at 21:20:16
QUOTE(Shmeeps @ Jul 27 2004, 12:57 AM)
Hehe, I remember this one map that had none of the units renamed, absolutely no storyline deal, and no way to find locations. The host had to look them up in the editor and still couldn't find them.

On the first map I made I had a bunch of locations but I didn't know you could even rename them so I had a list that I wrote each of the location's functions on! laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-07-27 at 21:27:42
just so you know, all the bs rigged censored.gif on maddness maps. i made 1 no rigged map! i put it on protection and now there is a new map flooding b.net "PERFECT BLOOD"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-07-27 at 21:33:13
this is one of the gayest maps i have ever played.

Warning This has Some Sexual Content?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-27 at 22:20:19
Those "Blood" maps are really stupid and no one hardly ever plays them, let alone an UNRIGGED version... No one would play those shoddy maps if it weren't for the fact that they were rigged. Why do you think people play Cat and Mouse? I can't even remember a time when Cat and Mouse wasn't rigged. I think it was always rigged.. those originally it may have been an accident. And I really like that map too... I have an unrigged version of the original that I made though biggrin.gif "Cat and Mouse EE". I remember a lot of maps that used to be cool and played all the time but now they are played very little and considered "newbie". First mutilatedpuppet made his The Thing map, which was terrible. Then someone else made a better one based off of it and it was played all the time for soo long. Now everyone plays mutilatedpuppets version, which I find odd because it doesn't even have Ending triggers. A little too much like the movie if you ask me.

Basically what I'm getting at here is that what's good today, might be terrible tomorrow, or vice versa.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2004-07-27 at 22:42:03
I think Yoshi's Map is awesome, same with the A&O Trailer, but the Sucky maps?

Uh... No offense to me, but I hate some of my own maps, cuz I just got a lot better and I look back, and I go "What the *beep* was I Thinking?!?!" For example, go to the DLs section, and try playing any of the Featherblade RPGs... they suck in my opinion...

Oh yes, I also hate any Untitled Scenario maps, DBZ Gotenks is back and ready/Yuyuhakusho Dark Tournament/DBZ The Cell games/etc..., any crash maps, cept Podfedjay's Don't look at the CC lol..., Crash RPG, and lastly THOSE POINTLESS MAPS WHERE YOU JUST KILL AND UPGRADE FOR EXAMPLE: INUYASHA: A FEUDAL ERA, XMEN NEW 6.1, OTHER POINTLESS XMEN MAPS...

Oh yeah... the Yuyuhakusho map I was talking about, hehe... I found an Assimilator that said "Master Roshi's House".. lol IN A YUYUHAKUSHO MAP! I told the creator of the map, and he was like "BULL POOP!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-27 at 23:04:16
Dude I was joking... I named all the best maps as "crappiest" and worst as "best". Though Dabbu's map is still really awesome, and I still defend my "Don't Click the Flag" In another post everyone said my "Don't Click the Flag" map sucked but I think it is cool biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by feiteng on 2004-07-28 at 20:41:49
The worst ums game must be Zergling Blood with God. It's a combination of zergling blood and god's land. There are 7 zergling blood players and 1 player thats "God". And guess what, the players usually wants to be god so they host the map again. Its a never ending circle of stupidity.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by piratepiss[mod] on 2004-07-28 at 22:44:45
Yeah, I agree that pretty much every madness is rigged...and like 99% of them are just based on some super smash brother madness or a DBZ madness...and just have different unit names...plus,certain versions of maps i used to really like are starting to get rigged now too (like yu-gi-oh duel cards)..im not sure which versions are rigged,so im afriad to even play it cause the rigging pisses me off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2004-07-28 at 22:46:30
QUOTE(SaLaCiouS(U) @ Jul 27 2004, 10:04 PM)
In another post everyone said my "Don't Click the Flag" map sucked but I think it is cool biggrin.gif

didn't you make fun of silent because he made dont' click the middle mouse button and you thought it was gay or something...weird huh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-28 at 22:54:17
First of all, EvilDrone made it. Secondly he kept denying how it worked even though it was plainly obvious what was really going on and it pissed me off. I dissed him for quite some time and ruined all his fun for that one. However, that was NOT because of the map, but because he denied how it worked.
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