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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-05-28 at 17:02:52
You're slimy and ugly? tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-05-28 at 18:28:42
QUOTE(Toothfariy @ May 28 2006, 02:47 PM)
o you sell shrimp?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-05-28 at 18:30:00
I'm going to be like Moogle and say nobody because the truth is if I said anybody they'd say "NO DEATHAWK GET OUT OF MY CELL" sad.gif

For a famous person... uhh... Anybody who has money, which is like every famous person.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-28 at 20:02:04
What good is money going to do you in prison?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2006-05-28 at 20:38:23
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Other: Samus Aran, she would obliterate everything, except me then!

We all know the real reason you wnat her in there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-28 at 20:48:13
She's not real!!! Christ...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-28 at 22:55:56
SeN: Kellimus. We'd kick all their asses while listening to Vanguard.

Other: Mr. T

I pity the foo that tries to f**k with me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-05-28 at 23:01:29
QUOTE(Moonrocks @ May 28 2006, 08:01 PM)
What good is money going to do you in prison?
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You can buy cigarettes and they're money.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-28 at 23:04:14
I would just whore myself out to Bubba for cigarettes, but that's just me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-05-28 at 23:06:41
QUOTE(Moonrocks @ May 28 2006, 07:03 PM)
I would just whore myself out to Bubba for cigarettes, but that's just me.
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He prefers spiked condoms.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-05-28 at 23:25:20
QUOTE(Deathawk @ May 28 2006, 05:29 PM)
I'm going to be like Moogle and say nobody because the truth is if I said anybody they'd say "NO DEATHAWK GET OUT OF MY CELL" sad.gif

For a famous person... uhh... Anybody who has money, which is like every famous person.
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You could stay in my cell... tongue.gif

Sen Member: uhh... id probably rather be alone too

Famous person: Jessica Alba
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-28 at 23:49:40
QUOTE(Moonrocks @ May 28 2006, 06:01 PM)
What good is money going to do you in prison?
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lol if its a co-ed prison you could...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-29 at 00:00:27
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lol if its a co-ed prison you could...


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>_>

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"sucky sucky 5 dollah"

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-29 at 00:06:47
QUOTE(Toothfariy @ May 28 2006, 09:49 PM)
lol if its a co-ed prison you could...
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are prisons ever co-ed? i never thought about it but in the butterfly effect, they are all men there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-29 at 14:41:46
No, prisons aren't co-ed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-05-29 at 15:24:22
My SEN cell mate: Any Admin so I can be warned again.

My other person cell mate: Bush, because he is president of the WORL:D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-05-29 at 16:26:40
If that was true I'd organize a terrorist organization myself tongue.gif.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-29 at 23:28:36
SEN: Probably Voyager, Farty, Demaris, or His Teh Holiness: Teh Dood.
To all these but The Dood: Remember that you're in there for double reasons: 1. We'll get along. 2. Sex. And on that note, perhaps EzDay, cause he's pretty cute.

Famous: I don't really wanna do this one, cause... well, it's kinda stupid. most famous people would probably get pretty annoying in a cell, but, hell, how about Patton Oswalt. Simply because he's hilarious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-29 at 23:32:42

Wilhelm-sex? Ugh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2006-05-29 at 23:57:31
Damn it, don't start that again. I would sacrifice myself for the betterment of SEN and be Wilhelm's cellmate, on the condition that either I would get to have sex with Angelina Jolie and/or... okay I'd settle for Angelina Jolie every night.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-30 at 01:14:18
Since when did this become a "Which SEN member would you wanna bang in a prison cell" thread? Quit sexing it up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-05-30 at 01:29:57
Cell Mate: Mayumi

Yeah. a Female asian who really likes KH, it doesnt get any better then that. lol

Other cell mate: Demaris

I CAN HARASS HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-30 at 01:40:58
QUOTE(Mp)Lyon @ May 29 2006, 11:29 PM)
Cell Mate: Mayumi

Yeah. a Female asian who really likes KH, it doesnt get any better then that. lol

Other cell mate: Demaris

I CAN HARASS HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!!
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Wilhelm wants to rape me, and Lyon wants to......... harass me?

Kill me now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-05-30 at 18:08:17
But really though, I'd pick somebody that I get along with real well. Like Nuke, or someone who has some stuff in common with me, like Kellimus. But, for the sexing. That's where Rexy comes in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-05-30 at 18:31:09
Cell Mate: Moonrocks/Donwano or Wilhelm: For their odd sense of humor, making the cell time easier. Hey, running doesn't work all the time. Might as well do the time.

Other: Zombie Patton. So I can kill him.
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