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Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2004-07-26 at 13:55:21
You got weird tastes XD. The mask makes her look.... like a guy with eyelashes, (Mj).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2004-07-26 at 14:09:01
QUOTE(Xeno(U) @ Jul 25 2004, 01:46 PM)
QUOTE(SiLeNT(U) @ Jul 25 2004, 01:38 PM)
I voted null, everyone knows the Valkyrie is the hottest one out there.  w00t.gif

If you click on the Valkerie alot doesn't she go moo or something?

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No, she says "Bleuha", and then some horses start screaming, which is from the Young Frankenstein movie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-07-26 at 15:33:57
I thought she said 'Blücher,' personally.
I probably thought that because I'd watched the film 'Waterloo' only a few hours before.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloak(U) on 2004-07-26 at 16:05:10
QUOTE(Jet_Blast54 @ Jul 26 2004, 12:55 PM)
You got weird tastes XD. The mask makes her look.... like a guy with eyelashes, (Mj).

True that man....my poll says who is hotter medic or KERRIGAN OR BOTH and you guys bring up these ugly characters lmao
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-07-26 at 16:31:14
WTFage Stuk0v outsecks dem all!1!!!!!!111one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-26 at 16:32:02
Here's a run down of each character, from hottest to the least.

It's a null issue, Sarah Kerrigan, before being infested, is hotter. They even added her tits and nipples to the wire frame. She has a perfect tight littly body, huge breasts, nice long hair, and a cavalier attitude that beats all. She's hard to get, and has psychic powers. PSYCHIC POWERS! Talk about the stimulation that can provide.

The Dropship chick is definetly up there. It is of course assumed she has a great body, and she's a tomboy in my opinion. She's going to be willing to try out lots of new things and has a sexual lust that can't be beat.

The medic on the other hand, well, yep. She's the cute, shy girl. She probably won't try any new sexual positions. Also, how'd you like to think that, a few hours ago, this chick was patching up some bleeding guy or giving some old, wrinkly guy a sponge bath.

The Valkyrie chick is Russian, she's not hot. End of story.

Raszagal is several hundred years old, and of a different species. For all we know Protoss censored.gif eachother mentally... somehow.

The Zerg Queen is of a different species and isn't even humanoid. That's just sick.

Infested Kerrigan is the Queen censored.gif of the Universe. I suspect her privates have been sewn up, or she is a "miniature Sarlaac" down there. One attempt to have sex with her and BAM your censored.gif gets bitten off. Then she consumes your petrified body for energy, and casts Psionic Storm on your dog.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2004-07-26 at 17:59:45
lol Salacious that pretty much breaks it down to perfection I agree with all that except Queen should be last and Raszagal 2nd to last smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-07-26 at 18:02:30
Yeah, I was also thinking what the infested Kerri would be like down there...probably dripping green goo and lined with parasites that fly up your pee-hole or something.

*shudders*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2004-07-26 at 18:11:40
Thanks a lot Will now I'll have nightmares god green goo ewwwww!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-26 at 20:22:12
Ok guys heres the question of the day, would you rather have your weiner bitten off by a freaky mutated human chick's teeth lined privates, or have sex with a really ugly creature of an entirely different species who may be several hundred years old?

Scenario two, you don't lose your manhood... so that's what I would say.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2004-07-26 at 20:24:27
I suppose so didn't think of it that way.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-07-26 at 20:29:49
QUOTE(Shadow Paladin @ Jul 26 2004, 12:24 PM)
Oh please let's not bring back that.

Why would ANYONE be attracted by any holywood girl anyway? You never saw any of them; they're all pixels on your computers or virtual pictures on your TV screen. It's the same damn thing.

Men/women are attracted by visual aspects that reminds the "real" body. Re-creating such aspects just is the same thing.

amen to that!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-07-26 at 20:31:26
Mmm..I'd go with..um..I CAN'T DECIDE >.<
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-07-26 at 21:00:11
QUOTE(SaLaCiouS(U) @ Jul 26 2004, 07:22 PM)
Ok guys heres the question of the day, would you rather have your weiner bitten off by a freaky mutated human chick's teeth lined privates, or have sex with a really ugly creature of an entirely different species who may be several hundred years old?

hahahahaahahahaahhhaaahhaa

*rejoices at being a woman and not having to put up with said scenerios anyways*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mobomojo on 2004-07-26 at 21:16:59
Terran Kerrigan, hands down. Although the Valkyrie chick does have a kickass voice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-26 at 21:30:16
FireKame, I shall create a scenario just for you. The crazy man from the movie Seven comes along and forces Jim Raynor to wear this barbed wire covered device around his censored.gif . At which point he is commanded to censored.gif you raw. But! He gives you a second choice, allow a zergling to rape you with its slimy, tendril like genitalia. Which do you choose?

(Barbed wire = Infested Kerrigan Scenario, Zergling = Queen Scenario)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-07-26 at 21:34:53
boo that isn't nearly as fair as before. I'm the victim both times with NO CHOICE. in the other scenarios the guys were at least given a choice.

in either situation, I'd probably find away to chop their manhood off. Don't you forget it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-26 at 21:57:43
Uh no I find that they are both the same. You were given a choice between having your womanhood destroyed or having to screw an animal of another species. The types of choices were given to the men.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2004-07-26 at 22:25:40
yea, i think Infested Kerrigan is the hottest, and the thing is... i had sex with her last night... first we started censored.gif ing and i was censored.gif ing her so hard that it felt like a Psionic Storm... and in the end, i ensnared all over her face, and she consumed every last bit of it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-07-26 at 22:33:51
I'm starting to think this topic is getting out of hand. You have to be a sick individual to wet your bed over having a dream of infested kerrigan making out with you.

You people wonder why there are no girls on the internet, this is typically a good reason tongue.gif I'm surprised Firekame hasn't run away yet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2004-07-26 at 22:40:59
ahhh cmon yoshi, i never said i wet my bed or want to make out with inf. kerri, i just wanna ensnare on her face, and i want her to consume it tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-07-26 at 23:03:00
This conversation had to come out some time. I've been thinking it for a long time... Also I thought wesmic was banned?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2004-07-26 at 23:30:32
QUOTE (Shadow Paladin @ Jul 26 2004, 12:24 PM)
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Oh please let's not bring back that.

Why would ANYONE be attracted by any holywood girl anyway? You never saw any of them; they're all pixels on your computers or virtual pictures on your TV screen. It's the same damn thing.

Men/women are attracted by visual 


...

The thing is, a hollywood girl is a real person. And you know they're real. Not some medic or Kerrigan in the game. They're pixel people. If you get the hots from pixel people/cartoons, why don't you go draw a circle with a dot in the sand. Maybe you can get the hots from that too...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2004-07-26 at 23:43:51
that sig looks too big and inappropriate ermm.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2004-07-27 at 00:00:47
Just forget about my signature and keep talking about the subject.
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