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Report, edit, etc...Posted by DoomGaze on 2006-06-07 at 20:09:00

I don't think anyone in his or her right mind would actually base Noober's mapping abilities on these maps. Since Noober had already proven his abilities in the May Mapping Contest, we all know he can do better than this. Once again, since no one seems to be paying attention to the purpose of this thread, these are maps that mock cliches and common styles of whatever they're based off of.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-07 at 21:47:43

QUOTE(Ice_Inferno_X3 @ Jun 7 2006, 07:27 PM)

ROFL. why the heck would you post crappy maps on the map showcase forum? you'll get a bad rep...even your name. meh i guess i won't be trying these maps now
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Why would I get a bad rep for specifally saying that "These maps are crap"? I made them crappy on purpose for various reasons, which have already been stated above. As for my name, so what? I like the name, but just because I'm called Noober doesn't mean I'm a noob, just like having your name be 1337-h4x0r doesn't make you an elite hacker. So, if you don't like these maps, then don't say anything.

QUOTE(DoomGaze @ Jun 7 2006, 08:08 PM)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-07 at 22:01:23

i didnt mean to sond like an ass just asking an honest question noober. ill try the maps out when i have a free moment...hopefully they aren't too "crappy"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-08 at 15:22:32

Okay the LOTR map is really crappy, I see no point of playing dat
I expected more from u on sniper :/

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-08 at 15:46:26

QUOTE(Echo @ Jun 8 2006, 03:22 PM)

Okay the LOTR map is really crappy, I see no point of playing dat
I expected more from u on sniper :/
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Well they're all crappy

. And what more on snipers? A flag? Never! All the essential stuff is there.

Next planned crap maps: Tag, C&M, what else?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-08 at 15:57:06

Fishing! ROFL!
all u do is just go near the water and wait for fishes to appear. lol and it adds to score board

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-08 at 16:07:40

Hah, good idea!

I might have to start inventing my own crappy maps when real spoofable maps run out.

Some random ideas:
You are a civ, and there are things flying around. Move around your civ to kill the units. Fun fun fun!
You have a barracks and some supplies. Fight other players by building units and killing everyone. Yay!
There is a ling running around in a 256x256 map. You are a high templar. First one to kill the ling wins. w00t!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-08 at 16:09:00

dat ling-templar idea seems really annoying

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-08 at 16:11:02

Exactly!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-08 at 16:21:08

but ppl makes maps so ppl can play it
or crash them...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by DoomGaze on 2006-06-08 at 18:07:15

Dodge the lings, whereas you're surrounded by cracklings and the AI script is set to random suicide mission? You control a reaver.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-08 at 20:17:24

I kind of already have that in the Dodge map.

I might also have to make one of those retarded "Don't move" maps...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-08 at 20:57:17

Make a really bad recreation of a show/game, like mario. Just do everything really poorly, like, make Mario a scourge or some weird shiz. Make sure the fun factor is zero.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-08 at 21:41:56

Oh yeah, I forgot about movie maps. Thx for reminding me

Report, edit, etc...Posted by empty on 2006-06-08 at 21:49:09

Zombie! You forgot about the zombie map!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Folca on 2006-06-09 at 12:44:54

these are the most sad maps i've ever seen in my whole sc life ( rofl, fatass orc? )

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-06-09 at 13:24:19

As was predicted, all those maps are extremely crappy !

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-09 at 15:07:01

QUOTE(empty @ Jun 8 2006, 09:48 PM)

Zombie! You forgot about the zombie map!
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What do you mean? A map where you kill massive amounts of units named Zombie?

QUOTE(Folca @ Jun 9 2006, 12:44 PM)

these are the most sad maps i've ever seen in my whole sc life ( rofl, fatass orc? )
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Thanks!

QUOTE(Jammed @ Jun 9 2006, 01:23 PM)

As was predicted, all those maps are extremely crappy !

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Thus the name "Crap Maps".

Report, edit, etc...Posted by fritfrat(U) on 2006-06-10 at 11:42:41

You could almost make a "Battle.net Experience" type movie using all these maps, making fun of every single game type ever

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-06-10 at 13:29:08

All of these maps suck, royaly...

seriously noober....

Unless you made all of these in under an hour

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Darktossgen(MM) on 2006-06-10 at 14:48:08

30 mins.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-11 at 13:28:22

6 more crap maps!

(11 is missing, though)
Including: Tag, Catch the lings, escape the rape, fishing, a movie, and tug of war. Have fun...

Also, if there are any bugs, tell me...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by DevliN on 2006-06-11 at 13:50:27

You are a God amongst the 5 second map community. These maps are incredibly bad and deserve to be showcased for all to see. Unforunately, they aren't authentically crappy.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-11 at 13:56:08

Oh well, they're crappy enough. I try to make them good enough that people don't leave in 10 seconds, but crappy enough... so that they're considered crap? lol.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2006-06-11 at 17:13:44

Lol yeah very interesting.. You got me excited when i heard you made 15 maps.. but i didn't think they all sucked -_-.

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