But then a hax0r comes along and makes all the Hydralisks turn into harmless Ursadons..
...that wanted to eat nothing but hamsters and zerglings so...
Moose smashed them. And then Moose and DTBK went to see a movie together and --
the wildest buttsecks ever preformed by a battlekruser and moose. moose goes into DTBK's kitchen to find yoshi sitting naked at the table drinking coffee and--
playing cat's cradle. Meanwhile, on mars..
On mars, LW has retreated to make a device that will send OSMAP to every PC in the world, along with instructions on how to use this evil device.
He powers up the device, presses fire and ---
the machine blows up because out of the sky Lakai riding on mini goose's back shoots the machine with a Uberation rocket launcher. But suddently..!
he sees his own avatar, and has a seizure from it, and...
it started to rain peanuts!
And then a Giant fjghjfgihr came out of no where and...
decided to commit suicide for having been the topic of a post in such a thread as this, only to find out that he doesn't have enough life to be able to die, so he...
..becomes a vampire and steals the life of a rabid squirrel..
Which promptly also became a vampire and -
had secks with the other vampire
Which promptly turned into a literal bloodbath so-
The squirrel ran away so-
he had buttsecks with a flagpole. Twice. And then---
The other vampire ran after him and almost caught the squirrel but -
a stupid fat guy ate the squirrel and somehow caught rabis from eating it..
So the vampire ate the stupid fat guy and died so -
the vampire got bored and read this topic.
Unfortunately for the Vampire, Brian Peppers came and...
The vampire was allergic to pepper so -