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Syphon once boxed a midget in Tijuana.

Syphon spends 19 hours daily on his computer.

Syphon is 1/4 Scottish.

Syphon has listened to the egg song for 4 hours straight.

Syphon eats puppies.

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Syphon has the mental age of a 27 year old. With schizophrenia. Is that the kind of leader you want? Yes. It is.

The Rabite Party -- Rithmicoseavior.

FatalException is from Bermuda. Bermuda = Awesome. Vote yes on I-161520 -- Err, Ninja party.

Doodan doesn't eat puppis! he eats kitttens. JEESH ghet it right

Captain once ate a puppy, when the little girl cam over and cried, he threw mud at her face blinding her for the rest of her life.

Captain stole all of doodans girls once, doodan eventually got them back when the girls saw captains small "you know"

Captain: bad for everything. bad for SEN!

I pretty much have won already

Syphon doesn't represent the true Christian values shared by most of the SEN community. HE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!!! AAAGHH!!!

Doodan believes there is no YOU in SEN. Deathawk believes in YOU, so vote for Deathawk!!

I am not creative XD

Doodan was the primary source of funding for Godfather III.

FatalException has been a closet pirate for years.

Voyager is the Borg Queen in disguise.

Doodan once punted a burrito into an Olympic competition.

Voyager possess the technology of unassisted flight, but refuses to share it.

Voyager thinks he's above the law.

Doodan makes an effort to swim nude in Mexico with the Mexican monkeys.

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Vote Regressive, because vampire freaking suck.

Syphon wishes that I was a closet pirate, because he'd like me to be in a closet with him.

This gives me motivation to not be a pirate.

Syphon's favorite song is 'Your Mom is My Biggest Fan,' by the Bleach Drinking Wafflez*. He sings it to himself all the time. If the Bleach Drinking Wafflez were a band with real albums, you'd know how bad that is. Don't make me pull out the lyrics for it.

*=This isn't saying that the Bleach Drinking Wafflez is a bad band, it's saying that it has some songs that you shouldn't sing to/about yourself.

Vote Regressive, for 1337 paint skills.

Vote toga or you like men

I have yet to be bashed. That means I'm the best!!

Voyager and Doodan are not manly enough to keep their composure in the face of the best smear campaign of all time.

Pickleweasel.

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Vote regressive, because for every animal you don't eat, we eat three.

I say... no parties. Parties are not sophisticated enough!

Name: Bull Moose BACCHANAL
Leader: Mini Moose 2707
Goals: Vocabulary enhancement, showing those wussy parties what a bacchanal is. This party also uses propaganda and rigs elections, thus rendering your vote inconsequential.

Deathhawk once told me he would have secks with penguins if I voted for him

Mini Moose's party IS AWESOME.

Vote toga because otherwise pop prices will be raised 125%

It took Moose .0000000000002 seconds to be awesome.

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Vote Regressive, for quickies. But vote Moose, for awesome.

If elected, Mini Moose would be IN UR FRIDGE, EATIN UR FOODZ! And nobody likes eating stale spoiled vote. Vote Moose for better waste management!

If elected ill make sure the nanite doesnt distroy us

YOU SPELT MY NAME WRONG!!

I HAVE STILL YET TO BE BASHED!!

Lakai, against literacy programs.

Deathawk is not important enough to fight a smear campaign.

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Vote Regressive, for a dictionary thrown at every head. And paradoxes.

Party Name: The Chaosites*
Representative: Centreri

In their words: Ever want to take over the world, but didn't know how? Ever want to kill someone for what they did to you, but didn't have the influence needed to make in public? Well look no further! Join the Chaosites, where our sole purpose is to take over/destroy earth.

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*Note: Party name subject to change.