*Ed331 respawns*
*Ed331 picks up shotgun, battle rifle, and grenade*
*Ed331 looks for other people to frag*
*warhammer40000 decides that he needs to be hired as a mercenary. So he goes on an epic journey in a jet to get an awesome reward to bring back, then show it off and get hired.
"All systems go. I wish i had somebody to man the back guns on this hunk of junk"
*Ed331 decides to take a cruise over the skies with his personal fighter*
*Ed331 tests fighter's beams on meteor*
*insert wraith laser firing sound here*
*meteor gets vaporized*
"Today's experiment: Successful"
*Puni walks through the battlefield
*Self destruct in 5 seconds*
5...4...3...2...1...
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
*Ed331 notices explosion below*
"Stupid oil barrels.........."
*Puni respawns into a marine
*Puni uses stim pack
WEEE IM HIGH!!!
*Puni gets smashed my the falling parts of the meteor
*Ed331 zoomed in and saw the whole thing*
"Holy cow.......gotta change these weak laser batteries!"
(suuure, they'd do 30 dmg in SC, lol)
*Puni respawns into a battlecruiser
weeee
*Puni gets blown up because of a oil leak
*Ed331 notices another HUGE explosion*
"They sure don't make 'em like they used to...."
*Ed331 nearly gets hit by explosion debris*
*warhammer40000 sees a giant bc flying around and decides to hide under the bc.
*Puni respawns into a High Templar
*Puni Storms down the battlecruiser onto warhammer
*Puni sees a marine coming after him
*Puni trys to run but is to slow
-dies again-
*Ed331 lands fighter back onto ground*
*Ed331 has lasers changed*
*Ed331 grabs rifle and gets off to space again on a wraith*
*warhammer40000 sneakily snuck into the bc before puni fired. He then heard explosions so got into an escape pod.
"OMG! YOU IDIOT! THAT JET WAS A RENTAL!"
*Puni respawns into a wraith
*Puni cloaks
*Puni shoots down ed
*Puni is seen by a turret
*Puni dies
*Ed331 respawns*
*Ed331 gets back onto personal fighter*
*Ed331 shoots down the next person who tries to fly*
*warhammer40000 lands on a distant planet. Where he finds a huge army of some alien race.
"Where is this place.... WELL! This will be a perfect place to get something to show to othe people and get hired as a mecenary!"
*Puni respawns into a bunny zergling
*Puni jumps ontop of the wraith
*Puni turns into a marine
*Puni hijacks the wraith and throws ed out of it, And shoots ed while he falls.
*Ed331 respawns*
*Ed331 zaps Puni out of personal fighter with security device*
*Powerful_Horror comes back from Raccoon City
"Finally I'm out of that hellho-HOLY CRAP"
*Powerful_Horror watches as the wraith come crashing into him
*Powerful_Horror respawns as a mutated Ultralisk
"ROARRR" [Translation: I am a bunny rabbit hear me roar]
*Powerful_Horror sees a corpse and mangles it
*Powerful_Horror hires warhammer40000 as a mercenary
*Puni makes funny faces in mirror

*warhammer40000 finds someone on the crazy planet that looks familiar.
"Hey, whose that?"
*warhammer40000 takes cover
*Puni is actually on the planet as warhammer
*Puni sees warhammer and hides in a crater
*Puni throws a plasma grenade and it sticks to warhammer,and he blows up.
*Ed331 sees a mutated ultralisk mangling his corpse*
*Ed331 calls in yamato strike*
*Fffffzzzzz....SCHOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Powerful_Horror kills himself so he can respawn as a marine
*Powerful_Horror respawns as a marine and retrieves the body parts.
"Awww poor Warhammer..Do I get a refund"
*Powerful_Horror retrieves the refund
*warhammer40000 respawns beind puni. Puts a pistol up to his head.
--Click-- --Click, Click-- "oops..."