We have more things to flip off.
What if books ate us?
That would be another reason to not read them!
What if I didn't exist?!
*plays Another One Bites the Dust*
What if the word Über never existed
Then I wouldn't exist either.
What if breakdancing Vegeta came to your house for a summer get-away?
Omigosh! I smell big orgie!
What if your cellphone came walking and asked you; "Will you please turn me on?"
I'd press the button.
What if Domo-Kun was a bunny?
Yeah! What if?!
What if Freddie Mercury registered on SEN?
I'd go AH
What if you were a mailbox
id eat the mail
what if you were a cloud?
I'd kill Mp)Cloud
What if you were homosexual all the time, no straightness?
Well, that'd be a little different.
What if I had JELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Oh n03z the world bl0wed up
What if l33t speak never existed
Numbers won't exsist
What if you died of laughter?
"RAWR"
What if you were a plate?
I would haunt Doodan's kitchen.
What if you were a human six pack (in the sense of a living container of six cans of beer).
I'd get a girl drunk
What if you were a mouse?
I'd haunt Nathan Lane.
What if King Kong fell in love with Wilhelm instead of Naomi Watts?
I'd get popcorn to see this movie.
What if you were stuck in Starcraft World?
I would stim lots for teh win!
What if your mama zerg rushed you?
I'd run.
What if Jesus attacked you with a sword?
"Jesus, you area one cruel man."
What if I boned Jamie Lynn Spears?
Then no one would believe you.
What if you were allergic to water?
Then I would suck
What if Doodan wasn't a man?
A temporal vortex would open and a man from the future would slap you for screwing up the english language
What is T3H Br00d kersploded?
Edit: Ok the person who psted deleted his post, what a poor sport.
Edit 2: Now the post is under mine. WTF.
When a broodling is hit with an EMP from a science vessle
What if 'if' were 'would be'?