I would become enlightened and start a religion.
What if you could do away with any pizza topping in the world?
GG Anchovies.
What if you were trapped inside of an abandoned corn chip factory?
id turn it into a new porno playboy type mansion sort of thing. (Using the factory phone i can invite chicks over and so on)
what if you saw a dead person walk into your house. (while you were at the curb)
id be like
CHARLY NO BAD ZOMBIE!NOT TILL AFTER 10
What If You Woke up a zombie(Shawn of the dead!)
I would blast it apart with a shotgun. To break up some of the montonony, for the next three posters, answer my question (the last of these three, create the next question). What if you were your avatar?
I'd slice Wihlem in half with my eggtastic ninja skills,
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What if 15 gallons of pudding dropped on you, when you were standing in the middle of a field with no planes/birds/anything above you?[/center]
I would hope it was pudding.
Annnyway, what if you woke up in a casket?
I'd use my cell phone to call for help.
What if you were Yoshi_da_Sniper for a day?
I would promote Wilhelm to site admin/leader/dictator/emperor/god or whatever megalomania he's up to right now.
Id Be
Wtfh Why am i Yoshi?Man What a small D---
lol
What if you were pamela anderson for a day?
Id have alot of fun...
What if you woke up in a casket, with no cell phone service...?
Damn... I'd have to email for help then. In my will I am to be buried with my laptop.
What if you were Wilhelm for a day?
Id call everybody (and email) on my "list," and tell them they suck, then id shoot myself in both legs.
...What if you woke up in a cas... gah nevermind... What if you fell in a manhole and got attacked by the sewer people?
I'd write a crappy (no pun intended) script about my experience and sell it to be a cheap, made-for-TV movie.
What if you were Syphon for a day?
Id take all 56 of my bodies and try to rule the earth...? Or at least new jersey!
What if you woke up with a bomb strapped to you, and the timer was at 8 seconds left.
Throw it out the window.
What if you heard a vauge ticking when you woke up...
lol every1 stops when voyager posts
Id Mail it To Voyager
What If You Were Trapped as this smiley
Forever and ever and ever
Then I'd be in every single one of your posts.
What if you were Britney Spears for a day?
Have some fun for about 4 hrs
Then Id Go on a mass Killing Spree
What if you were your mother?
I'd immediately go get pwned crazy by hitting a terrorist using a sledgehammer and using my Half-Life 2 box to take down criminals by glueing the "Sup3r Ch33s3 0f D0oM w1th t3h A1mb0t L0Lz" to it.
What if you were stuck hanging over the edge of a tall building forever no matter what?
Chat Make the next what if thing
Id light a zig zag
What if you were a zig zag about 2 be smoked?
I'd say MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!
What if you were a stick of dynamite about to be lit?
Id Explode
What if You were a robot