Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-12 at 20:07:17
Screwed
What if you were an alien
What if you were an alien
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-01-12 at 20:40:26
I'd kill anybody I'd see.
What if you were smart.
What if you were smart.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-12 at 20:56:06
I am smart... 
What if HolySin became the president of the US?
What if HolySin became the president of the US?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-12 at 21:01:54
He wouldn't last a day in the Oval Office. We would all die.
What if oatmeal was sewage?
What if oatmeal was sewage?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-12 at 21:05:20
then i would sprinkle sugar on sewer and eat it all.. (i love oatmeal)
What if you find out that Earth is no longer a sphere, but rather flat and that everything spins around earth?
What if you find out that Earth is no longer a sphere, but rather flat and that everything spins around earth?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Crackhead on 2006-01-13 at 01:14:10
Aww man, I'm not supposed to post for a while, But I love games like this...
What if some random person jumped into a pool filled with acid, and poison, while there where automatic gattling guns arched on the sides of the pool, so that he was basicly being shot to death + poisoned + acidicly burned to death
Don't you just love my sick little mind?
Ohhh, New one. What if you went skiing down mount everest with no winter clothes (just shorts and a small shirt), While instead of the little prong thingies you hold while skiing, you where holding active chainsaws. Also, World War III would be going on at the mountain, and there where vehicles cruising around just waiting to run you over. There was also electricuted barbed wire on olmost every single inch of ground your ski's could touch, And a grenade exploding in some place about every 12 milliseconds. There where shredder rounds tearing through olmost every little capsule of air you could breathe.
ANSWER: The second you started skiing, you would be shot to death. Then you would trip on the barbed wire, get your foot cut off, and be stunned by the shock. Then becuase of the stun your arms would start flailing around, with the chainsaws duct-taped to them, and you would be cutting off most of your own limbs. Then you would have 2 grenades hit you, propelling you about 10 feet into the air, You would then crash down face first into a huge lump of barbed wire, under it, a huge rock. You would break open your skull, also your eyes being scratched, So your face would be pretty much a fountain of blood. After that you would continue screaming like a 4 year old, break free of the barbed wire, then probably get hit by a helicopter crash. It would be the most painful way to die, probably in human history. Oh and then your dead body would freeze to death.
(not trying to annoy/harm anyone, just a really, really weird and demented comment by me.)
What if some random person jumped into a pool filled with acid, and poison, while there where automatic gattling guns arched on the sides of the pool, so that he was basicly being shot to death + poisoned + acidicly burned to death
Don't you just love my sick little mind?
Ohhh, New one. What if you went skiing down mount everest with no winter clothes (just shorts and a small shirt), While instead of the little prong thingies you hold while skiing, you where holding active chainsaws. Also, World War III would be going on at the mountain, and there where vehicles cruising around just waiting to run you over. There was also electricuted barbed wire on olmost every single inch of ground your ski's could touch, And a grenade exploding in some place about every 12 milliseconds. There where shredder rounds tearing through olmost every little capsule of air you could breathe.
ANSWER: The second you started skiing, you would be shot to death. Then you would trip on the barbed wire, get your foot cut off, and be stunned by the shock. Then becuase of the stun your arms would start flailing around, with the chainsaws duct-taped to them, and you would be cutting off most of your own limbs. Then you would have 2 grenades hit you, propelling you about 10 feet into the air, You would then crash down face first into a huge lump of barbed wire, under it, a huge rock. You would break open your skull, also your eyes being scratched, So your face would be pretty much a fountain of blood. After that you would continue screaming like a 4 year old, break free of the barbed wire, then probably get hit by a helicopter crash. It would be the most painful way to die, probably in human history. Oh and then your dead body would freeze to death.
(not trying to annoy/harm anyone, just a really, really weird and demented comment by me.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-01-14 at 13:37:40
Ummm... no.
What if the post above me wasn't stupid?
What if the post above me wasn't stupid?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 13:39:58
Then he's stupid
What if Wilhelm didn't make this topic?
What if Wilhelm didn't make this topic?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-01-14 at 13:50:19
Then you'd be doing something productive.
What if Santa became evil if he smelled garlic bread?
What if Santa became evil if he smelled garlic bread?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 13:59:03
Then he'd eat garlic bread than cookies.
What if YaeXrillion made multiple accounts with different IP Addresses?
What if YaeXrillion made multiple accounts with different IP Addresses?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-14 at 14:03:54
Hell in a handbasket.
What if KrAzY was never drunk or a king.
What if KrAzY was never drunk or a king.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 17:09:52
Then... What if I was Yoshi_da_Sniper?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-14 at 18:01:18
You'd snipe me twice as much on Halo.
What if Sniper rifles never existed and Yoshi was really a donkey
What if Sniper rifles never existed and Yoshi was really a donkey
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 18:50:21
WTF? I'm better than Yoshi_da_Sniper on snipers! 
If there's no sniper and he became a donkey, I'll start calling him ass.
What if Yoshi_da_Sniper was a girl?
If there's no sniper and he became a donkey, I'll start calling him ass.
What if Yoshi_da_Sniper was a girl?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-14 at 18:54:09
I wouldn't want to play MA's blob attack for a while.
What if SeN was really a pile of rubble
What if SeN was really a pile of rubble
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-01-14 at 19:13:09
There is no was, it is.
What if all the noobs left SEN?
What if all the noobs left SEN?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 19:18:59
Then we will have only 500 members left.
What if Michael Jackson joined Staredit Network?
What if Michael Jackson joined Staredit Network?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-01-14 at 19:21:55
He would mollest everyone 16 and under 
What if Yoshi came back?
What if Yoshi came back?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 19:28:25
Then I'd call him a ass.
What if Yoshi_da_Sniper is Michael Jackson, because of his first name?
What if Yoshi_da_Sniper is Michael Jackson, because of his first name?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-14 at 19:31:13
QUOTE(KrAzY @ Jan 14 2006, 07:18 PM)
Then we will have only 500 members left.
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One of them being me
He'd be Yoshi_Da_Molester
What if Yoshi was still an admin?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-01-14 at 19:36:07
Nano and all the other greenies would not be here.
What if Krazy died from to much drinking?
What if Krazy died from to much drinking?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-01-14 at 19:51:39
That will never happen.
What if the person below me asked a what if question?
What if the person below me asked a what if question?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-14 at 22:10:20
We'd get on with our lives.
What if Minority Report was more terrible than it already was
What if Minority Report was more terrible than it already was
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Crackhead on 2006-01-15 at 02:36:56
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Jan 14 2006, 12:37 PM)
Ummm... no.
What if the post above me wasn't stupid?
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What if the post above me wasn't stupid?
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What if the quote above this text wasn't a blatant insult for no reason to make the insulter feel better about himself? Seriously dude, Shut up. It was a creative post, even if it was about some person commiting suicide. The point is, I took like 10 minutes to think of all that, okay? It isn't as easy as saying "omg what if u got shot lol"...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-01-15 at 20:15:14
QUOTE(HorroR @ Jan 14 2006, 10:10 PM)
We'd get on with our lives.
What if Minority Report was more terrible than it already was
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What if Minority Report was more terrible than it already was
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Impossible, minority report was the best movie ever made.
What if they made a sequel