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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-09-18 at 20:47:39
Join a mafia.

What would you do if your Starcraft/Brood War and your P2P (To prevent downloading another SC tongue.gif) program doesn't work anymore for you forever?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-18 at 21:00:44
I'd buy a new one.


What if you were God for a day?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-09-18 at 21:21:57
I would eat Earth.


What if you were tied up with no weapons and george bush tried to make out with you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-09-18 at 21:23:11
I'd bite off his head.

What if Merrell's avatar started to rape you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-18 at 21:24:22
I would use my acid spit (on his "nose"). What if you were really, really fat?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-18 at 21:53:04
You are and you live just fine
What if you couldnt stop crying cry.gif
And i called you a crybaby tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-18 at 22:06:47
I'd write a book about myself called "Sob Story" and get rich off of it. Maybe the money would help me feel better.

What if you had no facial features (assuming you could still breath and eat)?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-18 at 23:52:10
I'd hang out with Warhamma (who similiarly lacks a face). What if you were transformed into a dinosaur (you can pick which one).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-19 at 00:33:19
[center]I'd go on a ramapage through North Dakota.

What if the FBI was watching your every move? [sub](That's right, FBI, I'm on to you...)[/sub]
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-09-19 at 00:42:11
I'd go on a crazy killing spree and suicide.

What if you got mauled by a wittle bunny wabbit?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T3mplaR on 2005-09-19 at 12:31:56
Id get Sir. Lancelot to throw the holy hand grenade of Antioch at it..

What if you were the girl on doodans signature.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 16:33:53
Pop a cap in myself

What if I wanted to grind you nito a hamburger?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-19 at 16:34:41
I'd pop a cap in you from 50 yards away...

What if you had to choose between being a pirate and being a ninja?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 16:42:51
Pirate, go maddox

What if you had one day before you were turned into salt?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-19 at 16:45:26
Whenever voyager posts no1 else does... how said it must be fore you
Id Pick Pirite
Ninjas were banned in the us....
Waht if the :censored:est person in the earth was in love w/ you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-19 at 18:33:20
To Syphon, (Yae is ugly): I would run around in women's clothing. What if you realized you loved me, (more then you already do, of course), and you had no way of killing yourself? That means no "I'd pop a cap in myself".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 18:34:44
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Sep 19 2005, 04:32 PM)
To Syphon, (Yae is ugly): I would run around in women's clothing. What if you realized you loved me, (more then you already do, of course), and you had no way of killing yourself?
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What if yoshi bumped up the site to only R content?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-19 at 18:38:14
My chest would explode from the overwhelming ecstasy. What if it was found out that you were, of all humans, genetically the closest to potatoes?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-19 at 19:55:23
[center]I'd be arrested for cannibalism.

What if someone strapped a pipebomb to your neck and made you rob a bank?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-19 at 21:25:41
I just watched that documentry yesterday... Apparently Id get about halfway and then get busted by the cops, there put in the middle of the street waiting for the bomb squad to come. I blow up before the squad comes in.


What if you woke up in a casket with no electronics?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-19 at 21:27:27
Scream

What if you had 400 stds?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-19 at 22:11:18
I'd start giving them away for free.

What if you never existed?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-19 at 22:20:56
[center]Many people would still be alive today.

What if Hitler's master plan was executed without protest?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-20 at 16:49:57
Perhaps this is the cruelest thing ive ever said
The world might be a better place....And id be hailed of an even bigger god cuz im partly german...

What if you woke and You were Osmama Binladin?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-20 at 17:03:18
Id be dead...


What if you woke up on a pile of corpses?
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