[COLOR=green]*Hops in with 12-Gauged Dr.'s Sh0tgun, finds Yoshi and allies.
*Wanders moon looking for enemies to frag
*warhammer40000 tells dr.shotgun to look at the first post ever.
*warhammer40000 then sets up base camp and goes to sleep. with his automated sentries.
"Cyaz later..."
CODE
*Talrathis skips to the end of the thread.
CODE
*Talrathis hacks the automated sentries and kills Warhammer in his sleep for no reason whatsoever but somehow fails horribly at assassinating, then realizes he's using a plastic knife.
*warhammer40000 wakes up and finds out that soomebody is poking him.
*warhammer40000 picks up his 12 guage shotgun, fires, and blows him away.
*warhammer40000 goes back to sleep.
*wakes up in the middle of a random, small subway station with no entrances or exits.*
Says: woah, where am I? One second Im being blown up by a nuke and now Im here?
*A little girl from India comes over to me*
Little Girl says: Hello, my pappa says you are lost, are you lost chris?
Me: Where am i?
Little Girl: You are in the train station, its inbetween your world and mine.
Me: How do I get out?
LIttle Girl: You can only get out by the train man, I don't like him, but my pappa says we must do what the train man says!
*falls back asleep*
*warhammer40000 goes up to STARS and pulls out a M4.
*warhammer40000 pionts it at the wall, fires, and spells out a message in bullets.
"Read teh firts "TYPO!" post in dis thread
*warhammer40000 then throws a mine at him!
*Puni sais just type CODE
/m e TEXTXTXTXTEXT
But the "m e" should not be spaced.
*Voyager7456. wakes up with a massive headache.
"What happened to the ORIGINAL story line anyway?"
*Voyager7456. steals S.T.A.R.S-Chris' Matrix ripoff
*Voyager7456. is in a small chamber filled with dozens of TV screens, showing his thoughts.
"NOOOOO!" screams Voyager. "Not the Matrix Reloaded... that was the worst Matrix movie of them all!"
*Powerful_Horror walks over to voyager
"The storyline got screwed up after I posted."
*Powerful_Horror takes out a shotgun and walks over to Raccoon City
"It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood
*Powerful_Horror shoots seven zombies
"A wonderful day in the neighborhood"
*warhammer40000 wakes up inside of a dungeon.
*warhammer40000 sees 8 zombies around him.
*warhammer40000 waits to die.
"I hope i dont die"
* AqoTrooper searches for anything funny on the net but all he came up with was
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional"
* AqoTrooper nodes and goes back to his hole.
try... to... use... it... to... become... a... better... person... dudes...
*Powerful_Horror walks to an empty building
"Better walk in"
*Powerful_Horror sees that its a dungeon
"What a coincidence. Now Warhammers storyline can go on hehe"
*warhammer40000 gets saved by Powerful_Horror.
"O THANK YOU! You are a great person! This is a great day! A second chance in life!"
*warhammer40000 walks out of the dungeon.
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*Powerful_Horror walks over to warhammer
"Hmmm I've been wondering where I put that landmine"
*Powerful_Horror walks forward
*Powerful_Horror blows up
"Dammit that's where the other one was"
*warhammer40000 twicthes.
"ugh...."
*warhammer40000 somehow gets up after 3 hours.
"IM ALIVE AGAIN!"
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*Powerful_Horror gets up
"Good thing I was wearing an anti-explosion device"
*Powerful_Horror walks forward
*Powerful_Horror sees Warhammer
"Damn how many landmines did I misplace"
*Powerful_Horror walks into a room
*Powerful_Horror watches as a thousand explosions goes off
"I had to ask"
*Powerful_Horror blows up
*Powerful_Horror watches as his cousin laughs at him
*Powerful_Horror pulls cousin into the flames
"Muahahahah"
*warhammer40000 decides to give up and respawn in Racoon City
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*Powerful_Horror respawns next to warhammers spawning point
"Well hopefully that was the last one"
*Powerful_Horror kicks warhammer's corpse
*Powerful_Horror walks forward
*Powerful_Horror cowers in fear
"Hey I'm safe"
"5"
"4"
"3"
"2"
"1"
"Oh sh-"
"0"
*Powerful_Horror explodes
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*warhammer40000 respawns in his house.
*warhammer40000 grabs a shoe and goes back to racoon city
*warhammer40000 throws a shoe at powerful_horror
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*Powerful_Horror respawns in a mansion
"Well at least I'm not in Raccoon City again"
*Powerful_Horror takes out a shotgun
"Can't be too careful"
*Powerful_Horror randomly explodes
"How many landmines did I have dammit"
*Wakes up again, back in a leather black chair in a room with lots of TVs and voyager in the middle of the room*
*Looks at self, notices I'm now wearing a very nice suite and I have a grey/white beard and hair, and holding a nice shiny sliver pen*
*Notices that I can't control myself, I'm just a mind in a body that I can't control*
*Spins chair around to the front of Voyager*
Says: Hello, I am the arcitect, I created the matrix, the SEN website is a systemic enamolly enherited by the programing of the matrix. All though the proccess has altered your mind, you remain ervigably human-or should I say zerg? Airgo, visa-vi, concordently...
*Thinks: You know what? I have no idea what the hell Im saying......I can't control myself!! must shut up and stop spelling words wrong!!!*
*Powerful_Horror goes to S.T.A.R.S.
"DIE ARCHITECT"
*Powerful_Horror takes out a landmine
*Powerful_Horror throws landmine directly underneath S.T.A.R.S.
*Powerful_Horror runs before the mine explodes
<BOOM>
"Well what now. I destroyed the Matrix. Thats a check off that"
Completed-Destroy the Matrix
Incomplete-Destroy Barney
Incomplete-Blow up Barney's Corpse
*warhammer40000 says to STARS-
"You idiot! LOOK AT THE FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD!!!!"
*warhammer40000 makes an objective to go matrix on a military controlled police station. thing. Like the one on the matrix.
*warhammer40000 blows people away, and dodges bullets like mad.
*warhammer40000 jumps to avoid an RPG, the flips around to dodge a shotgun, then fires his uzis, then jumps to the left and avoids huge amounts of SMG fire.
*warhammer40000 randomly explodes.
*Powerful_Horror walks back to warhammer is
"After 5 hours of looking for landmines I guess I got them a-oops"
*Powerful_Horror walks away innocently
*KaboomHahahein enters game since entering a long time ago. Then leaves again because does not know what is going on.
*KaboomHahahein leaves.