*warhammer40000 tries to revive a really old topic
*warhammer40000 eats pie
Its the
Episode 3
REVENGE OF THE SEN ROLEPLAYING GAME
its back and its about to bitch you up
*whips out a green light sbaer*
Says: Come on come on bring it on!
*Powerful_Horror takes out two lightsabers
"Badass I carry two lightsabers"
*Powerful_Horror battles S.T.A.R.S.-Chris
*Clokr_ has lightsabers for everybody!
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*Clokr_ picks up the yellow lightsaber
^another portal opens and Grand Sentry steps forth
*Lucky I know the workings of the Staredit.net hyper system
^Grand Sentry cut scenes and warps infront of Voyager
*I am not one to fight, I control many a powerful weapon and am the only one who can weild the Soul Cannons of both The Gide army and The Universal Destruction team, but I wish not to harm you for my soul purpose now is to serve the leaders of the GREAT STAREDIT.NET............................thing.
<(takes out small glowing cube)>
*Here....
^places cube above Voyager's head releasing an elemental plasma barrier locking him in(with Oxygen).
<(picks up blue light saber)>*SWEET
*Slyence picks up red lightsaber
*Slyence slices off Clokr_'s head
*Slyence slices off PhexEon's head
WHAT NOW!?!?!?
*Voyager7456. teleports out of the hyper-thingy forcefield thing. *Voyager7456. picks up a blue lightbroadsword. Why is it always a light
sabre???
*Voyager7456. takes his blue lightbroadsword and kills everyone who ever posted in this thread. QUOTE(Slyence @ about 3 seconds ago)
WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!
I'm still alive because I havn't posted in this thread up until now
*m.r.bob picks up the purple lightbroadsaber and says: "Wtf? This the the only one left"
*m.r.bob chucks the purple lightbroadsaber at Voyager7456. The lightbroadsaber exspodes with force so great it throws Voyager7456. into another dimension.
*Voyager7456. is sent to the 2nd dimension, where he conquers it and becomes lord of the 2nd dimensional universe, thanks to his knowledge of the directions "up" and "down". *Voyager7456. then uses his 2-dimensional battlefleet to attack the 3rd dimension. Which of course, fails miserably.
But...
*Voyager7456. is back and kills m.r.bob with the blue lightbroadsword because of his mangling of the word lightbroadsword. It's lightbroadsword, not lightbroadsabre! And w00t! I'm posting this from the ShoutBox!

*TheoreticalHuman is not dead, because.... he is cooler then Voyager. Anyways, Theoretical Human turns into a Giant Panda and starts tapdancing*
QUOTE(Voyager7456. @ May 20 2005, 06:04 PM)
*Voyager7456. is sent to the 2nd dimension, where he conquers it and becomes lord of the 2nd dimensional universe, thanks to his knowledge of the directions "up" and "down". *Voyager7456. then uses his 2-dimensional battlefleet to attack the 3rd dimension. Which of course, fails miserably.
But...
*Voyager7456. is back and kills m.r.bob with the blue lightbroadsword because of his mangling of the word lightbroadsword. It's lightbroadsword, not lightbroadsabre! And w00t! I'm posting this from the ShoutBox!

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Voyager7456. is a fool for not realizeing that a lightbroadsaber is sharper then a light broad sword. Therefore:
*m.r.bob slices at Voyager7456.'s lightbroadsword with his lightbroadsaber and cuts the lightbroadsword in half. Voyager7456. then exspodes becuase he only exists in two dimentions becuase of the exposion and he was miniplating objects in the third dimention.
*Voyager7456. was always in 3 dimensions, which is how he conquered the 2nd dimension.
*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.
Ha.
*Voyager7456. is killed by mr.bob
*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.
...
*Voyager7456. is killed by mr.bob
*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.
Stop that!
*Voyager7456. is killed by mr.bob
*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.
[ probert the probe ripoff] "You cannot kill me, I am the generic evil emperor! [ / probert the probe ripoff]
*Voyager7456. is killed by mr.bob
*Voyager7456. is reincarnated by the Overmind.
Gahhh!
*.matrix//Merovingian kills both m.r.bob and the Overmind
*m.r.bob kills the overmind (or tires to atleast). Then asks if Voyager7456. wants to start an alliance with him agaist generic evil emporers.
*Voyager7456. agrees to the alliance, but laughs, for the Overmind had an invicibility trigger running on it from a previous post.
*Slips in unnoticed*
*Gets into position, right hand slowly reaches into cloak to grab a lightsabre*
Que The Pit of Carkoon/Sail Barge Assault music theme from Return of the Jedi sound track. If you have never heard it
http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/search/a...ge%2BAssault%2B*Looks around at every one, waiting for something to happen so I can use my light sabre.*
*brutetal, Elite Commando arrives on the scene!
*Picks up 2 White LightSabre!
*Dramatic StarWars music plays in the background [Plays: Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack Track#:9 Name:Anakin vs. Obi-Wan *
"Let the battle begin.."
*Charges in... and slaughters the wannabie Jedis...*
"Death to the Younglings!"
"Let the Dark Side be with us all.."
*Piles up the dead bodies of S.T.A.R.S-Chris, Voyager7456., m.r.bob, TheoreticalHuman, Slyence,PhexEon, Clokr_, and Powerful_Horror*
An epic battle commences, Voyager7456. and m.r.bob, verus, S.T.A.R.S-Chris, brutetal.
Only someone who is above a normal member or regular on this site can turly decide who wins this epic lightsaber battle.
"NOOOOO, S.T.A.R.S, why did you turn to the dark side!"
"Ani- I mean... S.T.A.R.S! Why? You were the Chosen One!"
"You were like a brother to me!"
Padme (in the background): *sob*
"Shut up Padme, no one likes you."
*Voyager7456. shoots Padme
(Insert epic lightsabre/lightbroadsword battle here)
*warhammer40000 throws an orange at voyager
*sneaks up behind warhammer and....slices his frigin head off.
*starts to whose bad ya im a american bad ass baby
*hits voyager with a bottle
*warhammer40000 comes back to life and throws a tomato and violentj
*warhammer40000 forgot to mention it explodes when it hits something
*Voyager7456. slices the orange open with his lightbroadsword. "You know, using glass bottles is alot more effective than plastic ones"

*Dr-Sh0tgun joins warhammer becuase Jerseyans must unite. Uses shotgun to decapitate violentJ and dessicate his corpse. Reloads and asks if anyone wants more.
*Pulls out light sabre and starts dueling with Dr-Shotgun*