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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-25 at 15:07:24
The Allready have
Who is YaeX?
What if i YaeXirillion Stole your soul and then sold it for $0.05 Then sold your souless body on the black market for an dollar?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-25 at 17:53:01
Than you'd owe me half of the profit.

What if Google yahoo and ask jeeves teamed up to take over the internet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-25 at 17:59:47
Ask Jeeves is like a hunk of crap compared to Google. So nothing would happen.

What if you saw a an axe murderer enter your house. (While you were outside)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-25 at 19:03:58
That depends on if anyone is in the house...eather way i would call the cops

What if a axe murderer went into your house to take a censored.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-25 at 21:51:35
I have TNT under my toilet for such an occasion.



What if you found out your granny was an axe murderer?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-26 at 07:00:22
[center]I'd be amazed, I didn't know dead people could use axes.

What if someone removed your knee-caps and replaced them with those annoying 'FREE AOL!' CDs?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-26 at 15:50:25
Id have 2 months subscription in exchange of my legs.

What if AoL stopped making free Cd's?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-26 at 16:03:16
No one would use their products.

What if Microsoft bought your soul?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-26 at 16:26:47
I would get an Apple logo tattoo on my forehead. Asses... what if you saw you learned that your grandma could fly?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-26 at 19:23:14
Id wonder how some1 buried 10 ft under the Ground could fly
What if you could eat pizza w/o crapping?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-26 at 20:30:57
I would explode by being to filled up with pizza.\

What if this guy w00t.gif ruled the world
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-26 at 20:38:11
We would all be forced to do this: uberwoot.gif

What if you realized the meaning of life was something stupid and pointless?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-26 at 21:03:18
Than I would recreate the meaning of life.

What if i recreated the meaning of life?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-26 at 21:07:03
Then life would be better
wHAT if life was better?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-26 at 21:09:03
Then I wouldn't believe it. 1st verion of matrix.

What if Google took over.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-26 at 21:14:17
Oh my gad too late. Its already in process, havnt you read the newspapers!?


What if DK(DeathKnight...) knocked on your door at 2 AM in the morning?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-26 at 21:30:31
Id punch him in the face
what if i punched dk in the face?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-26 at 21:31:56
hed h4x you.

What if DK h4xed yae?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-09-26 at 23:43:24
[center]I'd punch him in the face over the internet.

What if your bed ate you? [sub](Jeez, I'm running out of ideas...)[/sub]
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-27 at 10:55:25
I'd fight my way out from the inside.

What if you had the chance to meet a SEN member of your choice?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-27 at 15:44:28
Id meet No_Authority

What if I had 2 meet the SeN member of your choice?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-09-27 at 18:10:34
You'd be meeting Wilhelm. tongue.gif

What if you woke up and you were in the White House?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-09-27 at 19:06:35
Id wonder if Bush tried to rape me.

What if Orbits had a "Mud" flavored gum
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-27 at 19:22:43
Id chew it alot
What if i chewed an mud flavored gum alot?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2005-09-27 at 19:32:27
I'm not sure if this is the name of the product, Birdie Botz (From Harry Pott), but this company actually made Jelly Beans with flavors: grass, dirt, sardines, pepper, vomit, snot, and a couple others I can't think of at the moment.
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