Because he ate a lot of ducks (you are what you eat

)
Why is the sky brown?
Because you're in the other dimension.
Why does cows and crazy are now spelled krazy and kows?
because we are rebellious.
why isnt chicken spelt - Ç宆¡˜øØá
?
Because it just isnt.
Why is ice cream can be frozen and creamy at the same time?
Because they freeze it while creaming it!
Why is SEN so cool?
Because it just is.
Why do we ask pointless questions like this?
Because we don't know.
Why isn't there a male/female mixed?
Because there would be too much debate over the genitals
Why do people pay money to jump out of airplanes?
Because people are stupid like that.
Why is Justin Timberlake so

ing gay?
Because that's offensive and a no-no statement

Why are nerds unpopular?
Because they're unkempt, nitpicking, loud-mouthed pseudo-intellectuals.
Why are New Yorkers so rude?
becuz ur not a New Yorker
why wont anyone actually answer the question logically? (like me, i didnt.)
Because we're all extremely illogical.
Why do people believe marijuana has valid medical applications?
cause it gets them reallllllyyy high. legally!
why cant i contruct a nuclear bomb in one day?
Because you can't, goto North Korea and steal a nuke.
Why is this topic so fun?
cuz we retarded
why cant i deploy a nuke like a ghost?
Because the process of constructing a viable nuclear weapon is an extremely long and involved process.
Why is the Ebola virus so flipping deadly?
Because these random questions are being answered by random answers.
Why aren't you fun?
Virus- Cuz i made it... what is that again?
Fun- Cuz i dont wanna!

why am i so 'flipping' weird?
Because I don't know
Why does FLIP stand for Fine Looking Island People like me?
cuz u made that up.
Why are people afraid of death if they can just get reincarnated anyway?
Because they want to stay with their lover (New person will have a different relationship to that same lover)
Why did warhammer40000 said that I made that up when I saw it on my own land at the Pacific Islands?
Because warhammer40000 is a doubter.
Why did the first two Star Wars prequels suck so much?
Because they suck a lot.
Why is my siggy is down? (now i got a new siggy)
.....Your'e all dumbasses