QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Jun 1 2005, 02:11 PM)
[ ]You've never even played StarCraft
That may sound impossible, but similar things have ACTUALLY happened on other forum sites!

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That hurt, bitch.
By the way, as a disclaimer, don't take any of this too seriously
Dear:
[ ] Kiwi-less n00b
You Are Being Flamed For:
[ ] Not accepting a kiwi
[ ] Giving Kiwis out to kiwi-less n00bs
[ ] Trying to date a mod/admin
[ ] Adding 'good' and 'witty' ideas for the "Dear Noob" Thread.
[ ] Creating another "Why is Bush in Office?" Thread, and expecting to get some results out of it.
[ ] Creating a "Is there a God?" "Why Christianity?" "Why I don't believe in the Bible Thread" or anything there of and expecting a different reaction.
[ ] Creating a "OMG MY STARCRAFT WON'T WORK" Thread in Serious Discussion.
[ ] Telling an admin/mod "Dude, don't say that. You're only provoking him. Leave it for the admin/mods to handle."
As Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Waltz around placing daisies at the feet of the elders
[ ] Revoke all kiwis ever given out by anyone
[ ] Kiss my ass
[ ] Get hit over the head repeatedly with various holy books, then set to mecha to get cleansed and afterwards taking part in a Jewish Mysticism practice followed by a Catholic Exorcisim. And maybe even get baptised. gg atheist nutcase.
[ ] Study darwinism, marxism, communism, paganism, wiccanism, and anything else you deam heathen like until you are convinced you are being sent to hell for keeping an open mind. gg christian nutcase.
In Closing, I would like to say:
[ ] No, I will not marry you.
[ ] Get out of my forum.
[ ] What were thinking?
[ ] My pet rock is more intelligent than you.