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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-06-01 at 19:21:57
For your punishment you:

[] Must kill the killer bunny from Monty Python
[] Get into a CRAB BATTLE with Snake




For the second one, if you have no clue what I'm talking about...
CRAB BATTLE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-06-01 at 19:57:53
Just to clear things up, High did't make this. It's been around for a while now ...

http://albinoblacksheep.com/text/flame.php
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-01 at 19:58:16
I cant believe i havnt seen the Crab Battle. I love MGS... that was great.

I was pretty sure High didnt make the thing up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-01 at 20:06:08
[ ] I don't like you, PERIOD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-06-01 at 20:51:21
[ ] You flamed someone with a 3 or 4 digit post count (such as Yoshi or IP) when you had a 1 digit post count

[ ] You said something along the lines of "OMG LemonParty.com is the best site ever"

[ ] This is your third account after you other two got suspended for one of the reasons above

[ ] You used the ranting.gif simily 10 times in one post

[ ] You posted a "How do you do triggers? helpsmilie.gif me plz" thread

[ ] You call RexyRex or FireKame a he
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TRiGGaMaSTa on 2005-06-01 at 20:52:54
QUOTE(devilesk @ Jun 1 2005, 02:52 PM)
[ ]Your account follows the form adjective + starcraft unit
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TuxedoTemplar???!?!! OMG I"M TYPING IN CAPS!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-01 at 20:54:39
Tuxedo's not an adjective wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-01 at 21:10:12
It's describing a noun, by definition, that's an adjective. Durrrrrr.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-01 at 21:19:36
Dear:
[ ] Impotent thirty-year old ex-jock loser who "almost went pro" in highschool.
[ ] You posted a thread on SEN about how newer, (ie, fancy graphic shitty gameplay games), are better then Starcraft.
[ ] For this, you must set up a grill, drink a pint of gasoline, super glue matches to all available surfaces of your body, and proceed to nap on top of the grill.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-01 at 21:19:47
Heyheyhey, i got one.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-06-01 at 21:37:24
high please remove that 12 yr old one. (Im 12) I dont like eht.!.!. v.v
please rehmov3.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by scwizard on 2005-06-01 at 21:42:48
I agree, Doodle77 is 12 to. And he started the word assosiation.

ADDITION:
Umm, it says last post by minimoose...
Kinda wierded.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-01 at 21:45:14
fierce, just ignore it, you cant take this silly chart seriously.

Omg, if i ever say silly again, kill me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-01 at 21:45:49
QUOTE(PsychoTemplar @ Jun 1 2005, 09:10 PM)
It's describing a noun, by definition, that's an adjective. Durrrrrr.
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Tuxedo's not describing anything tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-01 at 21:49:25
What kind of Templar is he? A Tuxedo one. 12 year old should remain on this... or you could just replace it with 90-born =D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-01 at 21:52:26
lol, you agist. errr decade-ist
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-06-01 at 22:03:10
Someone wanna re-attach it? It stops at "d0" for me. mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-01 at 22:32:56
here some:

Dear
[ ] Dumbass who has no clue that 2+2 does not equal 5; but equals 4.

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You use the smilies too much, especially these ones: mad.gif ranting.gif helpsmilie.gif w00t.gif cool1.gif

In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Eat sour soy milk with tofu mixed in, including random spices from your mothers spice thingy

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Go eat a lemon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-06-01 at 22:46:40
Go suck on a lemon* Is it just me or are these getting lamer and lamer?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-01 at 22:54:03
I was going to say "Go suck a lemon" but decided that was old, so I changed it a bit.

Also, they are. Better ones are taken.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-06-01 at 22:55:29
QUOTE(PsychoTemplar @ Jun 1 2005, 09:49 PM)
What kind of Templar is he? A Tuxedo one. 12 year old should remain on this... or you could just replace it with 90-born =D
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It doesn't make sense, you can't describe something as being "tuxedo"
If you are basing it on what the noun tuxedo means and think that its saying a templar that looks like a tuxedo you still can't use the actual word "tuxedo" to describe that or else you are retarded, you would say something like tuxedo-like or whatever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-06-02 at 08:30:50
Tuxedo-wearing Templar tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-06-02 at 11:45:45
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Jun 1 2005, 02:11 PM)
[ ]You've never even played StarCraft
That may sound impossible, but similar things have ACTUALLY happened on other forum sites! uberwoot.gif
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That hurt, bitch. ranting.gif
By the way, as a disclaimer, don't take any of this too seriously

Dear:
[ ] Kiwi-less n00b

You Are Being Flamed For:
[ ] Not accepting a kiwi
[ ] Giving Kiwis out to kiwi-less n00bs
[ ] Trying to date a mod/admin
[ ] Adding 'good' and 'witty' ideas for the "Dear Noob" Thread.
[ ] Creating another "Why is Bush in Office?" Thread, and expecting to get some results out of it.
[ ] Creating a "Is there a God?" "Why Christianity?" "Why I don't believe in the Bible Thread" or anything there of and expecting a different reaction.
[ ] Creating a "OMG MY STARCRAFT WON'T WORK" Thread in Serious Discussion.
[ ] Telling an admin/mod "Dude, don't say that. You're only provoking him. Leave it for the admin/mods to handle."

As Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Waltz around placing daisies at the feet of the elders
[ ] Revoke all kiwis ever given out by anyone
[ ] Kiss my ass
[ ] Get hit over the head repeatedly with various holy books, then set to mecha to get cleansed and afterwards taking part in a Jewish Mysticism practice followed by a Catholic Exorcisim. And maybe even get baptised. gg atheist nutcase.
[ ] Study darwinism, marxism, communism, paganism, wiccanism, and anything else you deam heathen like until you are convinced you are being sent to hell for keeping an open mind. gg christian nutcase.

In Closing, I would like to say:
[ ] No, I will not marry you.
[ ] Get out of my forum.
[ ] What were thinking?
[ ] My pet rock is more intelligent than you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-06-02 at 16:34:13
QUOTE
[ ] Trying to date a mod/admin


Reminds me of someone wink.gif

QUOTE
[ ] Telling an admin/mod "Dude, don't say that. You're only provoking him. Leave it for the admin/mods to handle."


I've been said that before. laugh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-02 at 16:46:41
QUOTE(Kame da Sniper @ Jun 2 2005, 08:45 AM)
[ ] My pet rock is more intelligent than you.

Woot!!! Pet rocks pwnz0rs you!!

You are being flamed for:
[ ] Saying "pwnz0red", "pwnz", "ownz", "rox0rs", or anything with replaced letters or a "0rz" added to it.
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