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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-03 at 16:12:45
QUOTE(Tdnfthe1 @ Jul 3 2005, 12:43 PM)
However i think bizzare and the whole animal thing... needs to be dealt with somehow... After all the animal theory is the suspected reason that aids exists within the human body. Isn't that some creepy shit?
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Gotta add, this is how HPV came to humans. Only sheep carry it, but apparently some horny as a goat mofo started screwing sheep and slowly spread it to humans.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-03 at 16:22:41
Probably the janitor at my school. I also heard that AIDS was started in Africa by Africans eating monkey meat. Of course, can't talk about it in public or at school, or else we are racists.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-03 at 16:26:02
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Gotta add, this is how HPV came to humans. Only sheep carry it, but apparently some horny as a goat mofo started screwing sheep and slowly spread it to humans.


I'm not saying you're wrong but I heard that somebod had sex with a monkey (or ate a monkey or something like that) not a sheep.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-03 at 16:32:29
Monkeys don't carry HPV. They carry SIV, which in humans mutates to HIV. BIG difference. HPV is genital warts. HIV leads to AIDS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-03 at 16:35:20
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Most women don't have orgasm during sex. Thats why a lot of women use toys to help and some women become lesbian just for the sex. And they call men pigs?... 


Instead of arguing about it with falenguld, just wait for Kame or Rexy to reply to this topic, so you'll have a first hand opinion.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-03 at 16:38:12
QUOTE(Vampire @ Jul 3 2005, 05:34 AM)
Wesmic, some people use the church phrase, when you're just a kid you use bashing the priest, (4 inches)
Cardinal = 5 inches
Bishop = 6 inches
Archbishop = 7 inches
Pope = 8 inches
me fun too so I don't think they should do it more then 4 timers a year.
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Well damn. Guess I better be Popping the Pope (i'm serious guys, don't even try to say i'm bragging)

QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Jul 3 2005, 10:54 AM)
It's called firefox.

I'd have to say there's nothing wrong with it, just keep it off SEN wink.gif

Doing it more than once a day is unhealthy though, it can consume your mind, grades will drop, don;t wreck your life for it.  And you can start getting some of the negative effects anabolic steriods have.
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Uh........... I've been doing it since I was in the 7th, and my grades haven't dropped cause of it.

And Vamp....... LOL! Except about the Rexy part sad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-07-03 at 16:38:45
lmao. im probably the only one here to started at 5. my friend. i think he was 8. i dunno. but his dad had porno mags, and we would look at them untill his dad moved em. (it wa slike, only a week.) then from then on, i liked girls, but forgot about and porn and stuff. so i just used to look at hot girls. then (like, maby a year and a half ago) my friend told me to jack off, then later i got into porn. and now i have a big collection super enycripted. (not hard to do, if you wana know how, PM me) and this is serious, because if it wherent for my friend's dads porn collection. i wouldent be censored.gif ing hooked on this stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-07-03 at 16:42:34
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Uh........... I've been doing it since I was in the 7th, and my grades haven't dropped cause of it.


It's frequency, not how long you've been doing it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-03 at 16:49:53
QUOTE(illusion(SS) @ Jul 3 2005, 01:38 PM)
lmao. im probably the only one here to started at 5. my friend. i think he was 8. i dunno. but his dad had porno mags, and we would look at them untill his dad moved em. (it wa slike, only a week.) then from then on, i liked girls, but forgot about and porn and stuff. so i just used to look at hot girls. then (like, maby a year and a half ago) my friend told me to jack off, then later i got into porn. and now i have a big collection super enycripted. (not hard to do, if you wana know how, PM me) and this is serious, because if it wherent for my friend's dads porn collection. i wouldent be  censored.gif ing hooked on this stuff.
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Dude, you can't blame your friends dad's porno stash for your addiction.

I have been into girls since the 3rd grade, so it's normal for liking them young.

The reason you probibly got into porno, is cause you was sick of using your mind while bopping the boa, so you looked to porno to visualize, and to fantisize.

So don't try to blame others for your addictions. That's like saying, "I'm addicted to pot because he gave it to me" No, you're addicted to it because you want to be.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-03 at 16:57:00
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And Vamp....... LOL! Except about the Rexy part


Rexy is a girl...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-03 at 17:16:37
Devilesk is a girl too?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-03 at 17:28:52
QUOTE(Vampire @ Jul 3 2005, 01:57 PM)
Rexy is a girl...
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I know that but... OH! I understand what you meant know lol. But I ask the same question as Shadow. But I know your little scheme smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-07-03 at 17:29:52
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Devilesk is a girl too?

yes he is



ive like girls since i was in first grade... no i wasnt watching porn when i was in first grade...




" a lot of this happen when you have sex like muscle spazzums your eyes can roll in the back of your head the list goes on.. but if it wasn't so fun the human race would of died ages ago" thats not the actuall quote but someone said it on a show i watch called House smile.gif


i dont know why i just felt like saying that wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-03 at 17:44:57
Isn't that show with the dude named House who is a doctor? Good show

But yeah. Sex is great. It's lot's better than Jerkin' the Jergon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-03 at 17:46:24
That is an awesome quote!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-07-03 at 17:55:56
QUOTE(Kellimus @ Jul 3 2005, 05:44 PM)
Isn't that show with the dude named House who is a doctor?  Good show

But yeah.  Sex is great.  It's lot's better than Jerkin' the Jergon.
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yeah its my favorite show thats not a comedy or a cartoon smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-07-03 at 18:40:30
Who here considers wet t-shirts porn.
I think they are considered softcore, correct?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-03 at 19:24:15
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Who here considers wet t-shirts porn.
I think they are considered softcore, correct?


Nope, they're considered as "Wet"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-07-03 at 21:40:49
QUOTE(Infested-Jerk @ Jul 3 2005, 06:40 PM)
Who here considers wet t-shirts porn.
I think they are considered softcore, correct?
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i dont know what it would be considered.. wacko.gif maybe soft core pokey.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tdnfthe1 on 2005-07-03 at 22:34:09
QUOTE(Vampire @ Jul 3 2005, 05:24 PM)
Nope, they're considered as "Wet"
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Am I the only one who just agrees with him on everything? cool1.gif

Sex sure is better then jerkin' off, but I tell you one thing, if it was just you and the ugliest female(or male) person left in the world stranded on an island, i would have to become married to my hand.... simple as that...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-07-03 at 23:43:30
Tdnfthe1, I seriously doubt you'v ever had sex. Secondly, I doubt that it's a great deal better then masturbation, but certainly better.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2005-07-03 at 23:52:23
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Tdnfthe1, I seriously doubt you'v ever had sex. Secondly, I doubt that it's a great deal better then masturbation, but certainly better.


It is better then masturbation, more then you think. It does have it's bad sides though, for example, men with low stamina will ejackulate a few seconds into the act making it really weird and short which women don't like, you have to practice the stamina which is really hard to maintain while having sex, because you are so excited that you cum.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-07-04 at 00:18:41
Staying power builds with age.... or can be built/trained (I know it sounds weird. Please be mature tongue.gif).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-07-04 at 00:47:29
Who needs porn....

when you've got your own live copy wink.gif



That's why I need a girlfriend... fast happy.gif jk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tdnfthe1 on 2005-07-04 at 00:50:04
QUOTE(Theoretical_Human @ Jul 3 2005, 09:43 PM)
Tdnfthe1, I seriously doubt you'v ever had sex. Secondly, I doubt that it's a great deal better then masturbation, but certainly better.
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And I seriously doubt you ever will.

But yes it is much more enjoyable then regular sexual experiences. Since masturbation is only a simulation of censored.gif ing. You wouldn't expect a simulation to be more inticing then the real thing would you?

Of course who wouldn't want to wack off ass often as they could, after all it's almost the same thing as censored.gif in'! w00t.gif
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