Plastic-Eating Capuchin Monkey
Battle Rating : 3.9
W00T!!!
EDIT:
ROFLMFAO!!
Tofu-Eating Surrender Monkey
Battle Rating : 0.0
Burger-Eating Web Monkey
Battle Rating : 2.2
Porridge-Eating Psycho Monkey
Battle Rating : 7.7
Money-Eating Robot Monkey
Battle Rating : 6.4
Cabbage-Eating Rhesus Monkey
Battle Rating : 4.2
42!!111oneone!!1
Purple People-Eating Death Monkey
Battle Rating : 9.6
... so close.