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Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-22 at 17:14:14
QUOTE(Jet_Blast54 @ Jul 21 2005, 05:07 PM)
That time of the month

No kidding...
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That time of the 50 years

Read above.
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Eating barely anything to look like a skinned racoon

Amen to that. You should see my school. The girls are so damn skinny you'd be afraid to talk to them thinking your break could crack their bones.
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Constantly being too hot or too cold

I have too much iron so I'm always :censored:ing about being too hot. I thrive in cold areas.
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Spending my life savings on clothes that will go out of fashion in a few weeks

BURN SHA-BANG!!
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Sitting at a mall for hours on end with friends that are complaining about the cold

Read above
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Barely wearing anything
^ No wonder I'm so cold

Read above
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Talking about guys

Really why is that so engrossing? Males generally are so simple to entertain, there's not much to talk about.
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Grossing out when guys talk about girls

Why does this happen anyway, would you guys like it if we did that?
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Asking extremely akward questions to people

I've had that happen to me...
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Pregnancy

'Nough said.
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Having less resistance to negative peer pressure, a lot less resistance

Yet another, BURN SHA-BANG
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Pregnancy

'Nough said.
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Expecting the person I like to answer every question I ask correctly

We're not perfect....
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Pregnancy

'Nough said.
That pretty much sums it up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-07-22 at 18:16:16
QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper @ Jul 21 2005, 08:16 PM)
Most of you think that you're going to have to like guys if you're a girl. I never said that. You'd retain your preference.
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Well if you were born that way and were still straight, I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem liking the gender you are now closedeyes.gif But since you aren't the other gender then of course you would find it different. Hmm.. being bi or lesbian would be interesting biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-07-23 at 14:24:10
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Expecting the person I like to answer every question I ask correctly


hahaha but that's part of the game! For example,

Guy Friend: Yea, that guy asked if you were cute. I didn't answer him because he's slightly pyschotic.
Me: I see. So, am I cute?
Guy Friend: *hesitates* That's not a fair question.
Me: Of course it is! If you say I'm not, I punch your lights out. If you say I am, I'll know you're lying, and I'll punch your lights out. So which is it?


Moral of this story: don't. ever. hesitate. Mind games = fun. I haven't met a guy yet who could beat me at a mind game. That's one of the plus' of being a girl. Innately, girls take everything personally and translate everything many ways. Sure, its annoying, that's how a lot of fights start, that's why we're so difficult to manage, but its so much fun! w00t.gif

No I'm not sick or sadistic >.>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-07-23 at 14:44:51
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Girls don't start their cycle until about that age. That's probably why...

Oh, well, that's good too.

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Sure, its annoying, that's how a lot of fights start, that's why we're so difficult to manage, but its so much fun!

Wait, do you actualy say the "if you answer A, I'll hit you, if you answer B, I'll hit you"?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-07-23 at 15:35:35
Heres the solution to every mind game... **** you. Brilliant eh? Kame, some things you should just keep you yourself XD You seem to be rather bad at it.

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Who ever posted that quote is a moron.

Do you mean the person who posted what was in the quote? Or the person who posted the quote (which would be incredibly obvious and make you the moron)?

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Girls don't start their cycle until about that age. That's probably why...

With the cycle comes unrelated joys. I don't know about ez, but I've never had a fasination with playing tea party with dolls and no tea. Besides thinking they have power over men without any sexual attraction (you know, "boys drool, girls rule", I'm afraid no ones drooling over an 8 year old, which is just sick) what else do little girls do? The prospect of being a natural multi tasker (yes, sexist unproven bs, okay) intrigues me, but it wouldn't be any use as a little girl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Swift_ninja( on 2005-07-23 at 15:46:03
QUOTE(Rantent @ Jul 21 2005, 02:53 AM)
Different perspectives are always fun.
Although I would rather like to see the perspective of a ninja or pirate than a woman. They rank higher in my great SCALE OF COOLNESS! w00t.gif
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im in his great scale of coolness tongue.gif

Im happy being a male, and if i was born a female, i would be happy being a female.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-07-23 at 19:09:09
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hahaha but that's part of the game! For example,

Guy Friend: Yea, that guy asked if you were cute. I didn't answer him because he's slightly pyschotic.
Me: I see. So, am I cute?
Guy Friend: *hesitates* That's not a fair question.
Me: Of course it is! If you say I'm not, I punch your lights out. If you say I am, I'll know you're lying, and I'll punch your lights out. So which is it?


Moral of this story: don't. ever. hesitate. Mind games = fun. I haven't met a guy yet who could beat me at a mind game. That's one of the plus' of being a girl. Innately, girls take everything personally and translate everything many ways. Sure, its annoying, that's how a lot of fights start, that's why we're so difficult to manage, but its so much fun! w00t.gif

No I'm not sick or sadistic >.>

Well now you know guys don't like it. tongue.gif

By the way those two in your avatar look like underaged pixels, bad Firekame bad!

Oh, and you still need an explanation for all my other reasons.
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That time of the month
That time of the 50 years
Eating barely anything to look like a skinned racoon
Constantly being too hot or too cold
Spending my life savings on clothes that will go out of fashion in a few weeks
Sitting at a mall for hours on end with friends that are complaining about the cold
Barely wearing anything
^ No wonder I'm so cold
Talking about guys
Grossing out when guys talk about girls
Asking extremely akward questions to people
Pregnancy
Having less resistance to negative peer pressure, a lot less resistance
Pregnancy
Expecting the person I like to answer every question I ask correctly
Pregnancy

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-23 at 19:11:58
2 letters:
n and o
that equals no
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-07-23 at 19:17:04
QUOTE(Kame da Sniper @ Jul 23 2005, 01:24 PM)
hahaha but that's part of the game! For example,

Guy Friend: Yea, that guy asked if you were cute. I didn't answer him because he's slightly pyschotic.
Me: I see. So, am I cute?
Guy Friend: *hesitates* That's not a fair question.
Me: Of course it is! If you say I'm not, I punch your lights out. If you say I am, I'll know you're lying, and I'll punch your lights out. So which is it?
Moral of this story: don't. ever. hesitate. Mind games = fun. I haven't met a guy yet who could beat me at a mind game. That's one of the plus' of being a girl. Innately, girls take everything personally and translate everything many ways. Sure, its annoying, that's how a lot of fights start, that's why we're so difficult to manage, but its so much fun!  w00t.gif

No I'm not sick or sadistic >.>
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Oh, I thought the moral of the story was you're not cute, but you didn't want the guy to say you were ugly. smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaReBeaR on 2005-07-23 at 19:39:37
Well i have a man chest and a blam under the pants. ( seriously crybaby.gif )
I would prefer having boobs and a blam...Id just try and find a bysexual girl..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-07-23 at 19:58:36
Relax, kids. I'm only joking. I don't think I could hit a person.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-07-23 at 19:59:17
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Well i have a man chest and a blam under the pants. ( seriously crybaby.gif )
I would prefer having boobs and a blam...Id just try and find a bysexual girl..

OK ok. Whoa there, too much info.. crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-23 at 20:12:34
kame is male, do doubt
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-07-23 at 21:14:25
Kame isn't a male, she showed us pictures of her while doing things that would be hard to find on the internet and/or fake.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-07-23 at 21:47:49
Yea, like going to prom. That's hard to fake.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-07-23 at 21:51:40
It's easy to fake any photo =/ Unless someone asks for something really specific you won't know for sure. But it doesn't matter, I give people the benifit of a doubt over the internet because it won't affect me.

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Relax, kids. I'm only joking. I don't think I could hit a person.

Where did that come from? I don't think anyone took it as a serious threat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-07-23 at 22:34:01
im happy with my manliness showoff.gif
parents don't care when ther son dates but they do care when their daughter dates, hehehe, but then again for some odd reason, the girls always seem to have control of the boys, like why do we have to pay for everything...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2005-07-24 at 00:20:03
you dont, you can always break up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-07-24 at 00:25:26
QUOTE(Jet_Blast54 @ Jul 23 2005, 06:14 PM)
Kame isn't a male, she showed us pictures of her while doing things that would be hard to find on the internet and/or fake.
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Well she could post a pic of her putting up a sign that says "ShadowBrood sucks. Yoshi pwns, but Tazzy is my husband." That would prove it all! Oh and it has to be lime green with a kiwi next to it smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-07-24 at 00:31:32
It would only prove 'she' (not that I don't believe her) has mild talent with Photoshop =/ To prove it you'd have to get her to hold up a specific number of fingers or something. Maybe pinch your right ear with your left hand while using your right hand to hold down your index finger and your pinky finger down. But none of us here need proof so she doesn't need to go to the trouble.

ADDITION:
Although even then it's still possible to PS, most people just don't have that kind of determination or time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-07-24 at 00:43:05
See, and doing something like that is conforming to the system tongue.gif haha, jk. Let's not turn this into a discussion about my gender, alright? We're getting off topic xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-07-24 at 00:46:19
It also seems to me that some girls find it highly offensive when I can't remember their names.

At my missions trip, there were a whole bunch of korean girls and I could not remember any of their names for like the first 3 or 4 days and they got so pissy, and when I got a name mixup, they got even more pissier
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-07-24 at 00:46:19
Well from the poll now, its seems like alot of people like the gender they are and say no
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-07-24 at 01:06:07
Like I stated before. If there were more options, you would probibly be surprized...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-07-24 at 01:29:09
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Well from the poll now, its seems like alot of people like the gender they are and say no

Thanks for clearing that up, it would have been impossible for me to find that out myself.
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  It also seems to me that some girls find it highly offensive when I can't remember their names.

At my missions trip, there were a whole bunch of korean girls and I could not remember any of their names for like the first 3 or 4 days and they got so pissy, and when I got a name mixup, they got even more pissier

Play the sensitivity card and say you have trouble remembering names, then act like you're deeply hurt they mentioned your flawed memory. They were probably pissed they were hanging out with someone who doesn't have the mental capacity to remember the name of a person, but if you make them feel bad for you it all works out... unless they're unattractive.
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