Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-04 at 23:30:33
I'd call the tabloids to tell them that the rumors were true.
What would you do if you were drafted and had to serve under Sergeant Hartmam (from Full Metal Jacket)?
What would you do if you were drafted and had to serve under Sergeant Hartmam (from Full Metal Jacket)?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-04 at 23:32:46
i would call myself the nickname of: snowball 
because im the guy snowball
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what if u found out u were an orphan
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what if u found out u were an orphan
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-09-05 at 02:29:37
i would kill my foster parents for not telling me those #$@#$
wat if you post another reply
wat if you post another reply
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-05 at 03:28:05
Then you will surely die. (Ha ha, that rhymed). Anyways, what if your brain was placed in a thirty stories tall robot with reinforced titanium alloy armor, plasma shielding (which can sustain for thirty seconds, any longer will drain the batteries nd cause it to shut down), and an array of missile launchers, machine guns, and a beam saber?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-09-05 at 09:50:02
Then I'd live out Wilhelm's fantasy.
What if you joined the army for a few years to get enough money for college so you could be a surgeon and right before you could start taking classes your hands get blown off?
What if you joined the army for a few years to get enough money for college so you could be a surgeon and right before you could start taking classes your hands get blown off?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-09-05 at 10:02:57
I'd ask the teacher for free surgery and blow up the middle easterns
What if you were taking a shower and peanut butter came out?
What if you were taking a shower and peanut butter came out?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 10:49:00
i would be like, WTF?!?!?!?? then i would get a cleean towel and dry off
what if uf ound out ur parents smoked weed
what if uf ound out ur parents smoked weed
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-09-05 at 11:22:28
i'd ask them for some
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what if you had only 1 arm and had to type a 500 page essay?
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what if you had only 1 arm and had to type a 500 page essay?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 11:33:52
thats ez, since my 1 arm is my right arm nd im right handed i can write the s-a
WHAT IF ur computer blew up into 10000 tiny pieces and cut ur eye
WHAT IF ur computer blew up into 10000 tiny pieces and cut ur eye
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-09-05 at 11:37:22
id do nothing cuz im dead now
what if Vin diesel was bangin your gf
what if Vin diesel was bangin your gf
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 11:41:20
i would ask for his autograph first, then i would ask for some money for banging my gf and then i would bang MY gf
what if u had to say what if 100000000000 times without stoping
what if u had to say what if 100000000000 times without stoping
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-09-05 at 11:42:54
id pass out from lack of oxygen
what if you were transformed into a bucket of water
what if you were transformed into a bucket of water
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 11:52:40
well then i cant do anything so i would just there until i evaporate or something
what if the word what if was blamk you
what if the word what if was blamk you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-05 at 12:15:20
Makes no sense.
What if you woke up in a dungeon...?
What if you woke up in a dungeon...?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-05 at 12:15:31
I'd be scared
what if your girlfriend had aids?
what if your girlfriend had aids?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-05 at 12:16:17
Id pop a cap in myself.
What if you woke up on fire?
What if you woke up on fire?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-05 at 12:43:19
I have....
What IF you could change into anyone?
What IF you could change into anyone?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 12:44:57
then id change into pikachu!! and thnder everyone
what if YOU COULD BE ANY POKEMON
what if YOU COULD BE ANY POKEMON
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-09-05 at 12:47:22
id be a ditto and Chnage into people and piss them off...
What if I
slapped Osama...
What if I
slapped Osama...Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-09-05 at 12:57:40
Then he would die because you were his only friend left. What if they started showing Japanese anime in america with no changes except for the language its in?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-09-05 at 13:01:27
I wouldent watch it. 
What if I was your father?
What if I was your father?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 13:02:18
then that would be cool...because id steal ur money and spend it on candy
what if u had to eat $hit for breakfast lunch and dinner and desert and the appitzer
what if u had to eat $hit for breakfast lunch and dinner and desert and the appitzer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-05 at 13:07:53
I'd eat nothing but brunch
What if you had to ride the short bus?
What if you had to ride the short bus?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-09-05 at 13:20:28
Id hijack it.
What if you woke up with a bomb strapped to you?
What if you woke up with a bomb strapped to you?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-09-05 at 13:24:35
id take it off, put it in a pie and give it to someone i hate. what if you had the powers superman has (including x-ray vision 
) oh yea i already tried hijacking the short bus. the driver will turn on auto-crash-into-a-tree.
) oh yea i already tried hijacking the short bus. the driver will turn on auto-crash-into-a-tree.