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The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites.
What the hell? There going to have Google Satelites in space...
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This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers.
Shh... In fall the military will be using Google Sound to listen to high ranks in the Iraqi army.
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And thanks to Google Purge, anything our global microphone network can't pick up will be silenced by noise-cancellation machines in low-Earth orbit.
Yay... Wait, what if they can't pick up my voice!?
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As a part of Phase One operations, Google executives will permanently erase the hard drive of any computer that is not already indexed by the Google Desktop Search.
What the crap??? So now we won't be able to browse the internet that someone made from scrath because our hard drive will get erased!
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We believe that Google Desktop Search is the best way to unlock the information hidden on your hard drive," Schmidt said. "If you haven't given it a try, now's the time. In one week, the deleting begins.
Have fun deleting! My computer is in the index so HA!
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The company's new directive may explain its recent acquisition of Celera Genomics, the company that mapped the human genome, and its buildup of a vast army of laser-equipped robots.
They have there own military... Seriously though, this crap is freaky... The military should do something about this.
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Google finally has what it needs to catalog the DNA of every organism on Earth
I wounder if Google has my DNA...
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"The scanning will be relatively painless. Hey, it's Google. It'll be fun to be scanned by a Googlebot. But in the event people resist, the robots are programmed to liquify the brain."
WHAT THE HELL? Liquify the brain?... My brain isn't getting turned into some jelly or juice.