Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vi3t_X on 2006-04-18 at 17:23:33
OMG Didnt i tell you that i was YOUNG! READ MY PROFILE
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And no... she wasnt my first girl...
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And no... she wasnt my first girl...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-18 at 20:11:46
For me? Uhhh, none so far in my whole entire life.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-19 at 15:18:01
when i was little (about 7) i was passing the road at winter & the road was slippery. a truck was coming so i ran fast & when i was allmost on the other side, i fell. i got frightened & ran back, not looking at where the truck is. & when i got to the side i started with i understood, that:
1.the truck was on the other side of the road when i fell
2.i ran to the side wich was on bigger distance
3.when i ran back, i was actually close to the truck, so it was not only silly, but allso dangerous.
i didn't look at the driver but he must have been like "OMG WTF IS HE DRUNK OR SOMETHING ?!?!?!!"
1.the truck was on the other side of the road when i fell
2.i ran to the side wich was on bigger distance
3.when i ran back, i was actually close to the truck, so it was not only silly, but allso dangerous.
i didn't look at the driver but he must have been like "OMG WTF IS HE DRUNK OR SOMETHING ?!?!?!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2006-04-20 at 20:52:26
It was the last period in the morning,7th grade and we had this long math exam for the quarter. The teacher was known not to like anyone leaving the room for a drink or bathroom. That morning I had been rushed between classes and didnt get to the peboys room at all. Now its 11:30AM before lunch and I had to pee like a racehorse. I ask Mr. Welsh if I could go during the exam and he said no. I was really twisting and squirming and holding on to my chair to keep it in. I was really feeling so full and it was hurting so bad now I was numb down there.
So I just tried to hold it but soon I felt warm in my seat and I looked down and saw my dark blue jeans getting darker and warm.
Soon I had a big pee puddle under my seat, and the teacher noticed it making rounds up and down the asile. He then sent me to the nurses office with my wet pants to get changed. I was never so embarrassed in my life.
The nurse office kept some sweat pants in a locker for an emergency for accidents. So instead of being sent home, as I would have to go on a school bus, I had to stay and wear those sweats even though it was a pretty hot day.
Everyone in school that saw me knew I had an accident that day.
The other guys would say are you sweating today?
You have a dark patch on your rear, what is that?
I made sure I hit the boys room after that forever.
It was only the second time in school I peed in my pants since the 5th grade. By the time we went home after school my underwear and jeans had dried up but did smell of pee.
My mom yelled at me and that made it worse, but I learned a lesson.
So I just tried to hold it but soon I felt warm in my seat and I looked down and saw my dark blue jeans getting darker and warm.
Soon I had a big pee puddle under my seat, and the teacher noticed it making rounds up and down the asile. He then sent me to the nurses office with my wet pants to get changed. I was never so embarrassed in my life.
The nurse office kept some sweat pants in a locker for an emergency for accidents. So instead of being sent home, as I would have to go on a school bus, I had to stay and wear those sweats even though it was a pretty hot day.
Everyone in school that saw me knew I had an accident that day.
The other guys would say are you sweating today?
You have a dark patch on your rear, what is that?
I made sure I hit the boys room after that forever.
It was only the second time in school I peed in my pants since the 5th grade. By the time we went home after school my underwear and jeans had dried up but did smell of pee.
My mom yelled at me and that made it worse, but I learned a lesson.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Darktica on 2006-04-20 at 21:01:49
One time at Hollywood Video (the local video store around here), I was walking in, about to get a movie. The door said PUSH on it, but it has that little ridge on it that I though served as a handle. So, I keep pulling on the door, and these people walked up behind me while I was struggling to open the door and after a minute this guy (his GF was right there) was like "I think you have to push on that, bud".
I felt so embarrassed. I was like
Oh my God... wow...
- Darktica
I felt so embarrassed. I was like
Oh my God... wow...- Darktica
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-20 at 21:20:11
@ Slylence
I don't think I've EVER peed myself at school. I'm sure I've NEARLY, but never actually done it.
Edit: Don't you hate it when you get diarhea though?
I don't think I've EVER peed myself at school. I'm sure I've NEARLY, but never actually done it.
Edit: Don't you hate it when you get diarhea though?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Apocalypse_18 on 2006-04-20 at 21:33:52
Hehe...one that haunts me to this day.
At elementary school, there was a wooden plank bridge. It had a rope go through planks, and when t=you steped on them they would move back and forther, depending on where you step on them.
My grade 7 class and I were playing ball tag on this park. As I ran across the bridge I fell through one fo those planks, because the rope snapped.
Understand this: I weighed around 120-130 at that time, and that rope was metalic, and was about 2 CM thick. there were two of them.
That's not the end though, so O.K. I fall through. one leg is in the gap, the other is not. My two legs are forming a rather painful 130 degree angle. My crotch is under severe pressure (
) from being streched and held against the wood.
Done? Nahh not yet.
So there I am getting a free sex change and becoming more flexible at the same time, when one of my arch-enemies decides it'd be a great time to cause some pain! (yay!) So there he goes, cranking my leg that's lodged between the wood, twisting and turning it (and through all this no friends of mine help, they said they hurt more than I did they laughed so hard, though I'd have to doubt it).
After 10 minutes of screeching screaming bloody murder and loads of laughter, I was helped out of the gap and needed the help of friends to get to my bus.
All true, no exagurations.
At elementary school, there was a wooden plank bridge. It had a rope go through planks, and when t=you steped on them they would move back and forther, depending on where you step on them.
My grade 7 class and I were playing ball tag on this park. As I ran across the bridge I fell through one fo those planks, because the rope snapped.
Understand this: I weighed around 120-130 at that time, and that rope was metalic, and was about 2 CM thick. there were two of them.
That's not the end though, so O.K. I fall through. one leg is in the gap, the other is not. My two legs are forming a rather painful 130 degree angle. My crotch is under severe pressure (
) from being streched and held against the wood.Done? Nahh not yet.
So there I am getting a free sex change and becoming more flexible at the same time, when one of my arch-enemies decides it'd be a great time to cause some pain! (yay!) So there he goes, cranking my leg that's lodged between the wood, twisting and turning it (and through all this no friends of mine help, they said they hurt more than I did they laughed so hard, though I'd have to doubt it).
After 10 minutes of screeching screaming bloody murder and loads of laughter, I was helped out of the gap and needed the help of friends to get to my bus.
All true, no exagurations.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2006-04-20 at 23:44:42
Nice one.
Ok, me and my band had a gig at this club downtown. It was going pretty well and we had 1 more song to play and it was suppose to be our best song, which was "Falling Down a Flight of Stairs (head first )," yes its a long name. Anyways, well I thought it was "Struggle" because thats the song I think is the best hehe. So were about to start the last song and they start playing while I'm playing a completely different song it sounded so off tone and my friends just stop and look at me, I just keep playing when finally I realized what was happening lol. It was horrible I was like oh my god shiz.
Ok, me and my band had a gig at this club downtown. It was going pretty well and we had 1 more song to play and it was suppose to be our best song, which was "Falling Down a Flight of Stairs (head first )," yes its a long name. Anyways, well I thought it was "Struggle" because thats the song I think is the best hehe. So were about to start the last song and they start playing while I'm playing a completely different song it sounded so off tone and my friends just stop and look at me, I just keep playing when finally I realized what was happening lol. It was horrible I was like oh my god shiz.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-21 at 05:03:51
Slyence, i would just leave the classroom if i were you & F**K the teacher.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kp.ZpfW-PanzerIII on 2006-04-26 at 22:24:59
I was at an amusement park some where in Florida, there was this big tower in the middle where you could ride it to the top and stare down at the park and the beach. So I was about 6 or 7 my family and I go into this crowded elevator that goes to the top of the tower, i'm separated from my family and I have nothing to hold onto. Theres this lady infront of me and I was losing my balance, my poor 6 year old legs couldn't hold out, so I grabbed the lady infront of me... And well because we were at the beach park, and all she was in was a 2 piece bathing suit, I grabbed her bottom piece and pulled it down on accident! I was little and so embarresd, every one was looking at me! If I was older i'm sure she would have biznatch slapped me. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-05-01 at 23:08:15
QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 18 2006, 02:26 PM)
I have only had one 'grab' experience.
I was in the theatre with my ex (was ex at the time too). I had my hand around her, and started to rub her shoulder kinda. Only it wasn't her shoulder. It was her boob.
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I was in the theatre with my ex (was ex at the time too). I had my hand around her, and started to rub her shoulder kinda. Only it wasn't her shoulder. It was her boob.
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Hehe, I've had something like that happen before two. Also in theatre, we stole the master keys and started turning off the lights in the theatre and sneaking around scaring people. So, I found my GF (Not at the time though) and was going to grab her shoulders and just kinda shake her and freak her out. Well, I aimed a bit low...
I think I ended up running before she could smack me though. Still funny as hell.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-03 at 22:40:45
lol i got a really embarrassing moment
ok, we were playing flag football in gym and i think it's funny to rip all the oppoents flags off after the play is over. well i reached for this kiid's flags but i accadently grabed his nuts and a lot of people saw it. so now some people think im a homo. lol yeah it was embarassing
ok, we were playing flag football in gym and i think it's funny to rip all the oppoents flags off after the play is over. well i reached for this kiid's flags but i accadently grabed his nuts and a lot of people saw it. so now some people think im a homo. lol yeah it was embarassing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-05-04 at 01:02:26
I feel sorry for that kid 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DarK on 2006-05-04 at 09:53:57
The flagfairy? Or the nutfairy.......
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-04 at 17:30:58
... it was an accedent.... gosh!
gosh!Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2006-05-04 at 23:11:36
Did...did they rip off?