Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zeratul_101 on 2006-06-09 at 22:11:16
normally i'd agree with you, but most of the maps mentioned here are absolute crap. worst of the worst. disgraces of mapmaking. waste of my bytes - kinda maps.
the only decent maps that don't deserve to be mentioned are DLK/Lyon's maps(they just hate each other), and some of the ones Cloud mentioned.
the only decent maps that don't deserve to be mentioned are DLK/Lyon's maps(they just hate each other), and some of the ones Cloud mentioned.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-06-09 at 22:41:35
It's flame because of Lyon and DLK. They're just fighting eachother, but the other maps here are, actually, crap. So you gotta admit, this isn't flame, it's just pointing out the crap of starcraft.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-09 at 23:06:30
I just remembered an old hate Heroes of might & magic, maybe I've played the rigged versions, but everytime I play that game orcs are way underpowered humans are okay
and undead are unstoppable. Lets not forget the horrible mine placement. Man I hate that game.
and undead are unstoppable. Lets not forget the horrible mine placement. Man I hate that game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro_Maniak14 on 2006-06-09 at 23:48:11
Hmmm... Terrible maps I've played....
1) Family Guy Madness
-So unexplainbaly unbalanced. After Cleaveland would get lurks, the game was impossible to win.
2) Stupidest Map Ever
-There's like 4 or 5 players. You're in a 64x64 map and you have like 40 preplaced units which can be Fenixs, Raynors, Kerrigans, etc, depending on your player. You're all unallied and last one standing wins. When I played it and won, the host was like: "LOL! RM! SAME NAME!"
3) Don't F**king Move!
-Most pointless game in the entire world. Do you stand there and wait to get nuked or move out of the square and get massed by 100 units. Decisions, decisions.
4) Yu-Gi-Oh Golems/Duel
-The golems version was a complete rip-off from the original golems, which I loved. And the dueling game was so boring. You randomly select "cards" and fought opponents which took 9 years to play. Everytime I played, it seemed the oppenent had all uber units, because I always lost.
5) Kings and Knights(Something like that)
-It's on the ashlands tileset and you have two bases and like 4 players who play as mercanaries, and you hire them by accumalating lots of money to pay someone to kill a single unit, then to level up again. If you were the king, it was extremely boring since your units could be raped by the mercanaries.
6) Probe Racing
-You have about 15 different patterns of minerals and you have to use the probe/pylon jump to get past the minerals. First one to the finish line wins... Extremely gay.
7) Teachers to the Slaughter 1 & 2
-You're at a school, in a 256x256 map, and you go on a rampage and kill teachers and hall moniters. Yay!
1) Family Guy Madness
-So unexplainbaly unbalanced. After Cleaveland would get lurks, the game was impossible to win.
2) Stupidest Map Ever
-There's like 4 or 5 players. You're in a 64x64 map and you have like 40 preplaced units which can be Fenixs, Raynors, Kerrigans, etc, depending on your player. You're all unallied and last one standing wins. When I played it and won, the host was like: "LOL! RM! SAME NAME!"
3) Don't F**king Move!
-Most pointless game in the entire world. Do you stand there and wait to get nuked or move out of the square and get massed by 100 units. Decisions, decisions.
4) Yu-Gi-Oh Golems/Duel
-The golems version was a complete rip-off from the original golems, which I loved. And the dueling game was so boring. You randomly select "cards" and fought opponents which took 9 years to play. Everytime I played, it seemed the oppenent had all uber units, because I always lost.
5) Kings and Knights(Something like that)
-It's on the ashlands tileset and you have two bases and like 4 players who play as mercanaries, and you hire them by accumalating lots of money to pay someone to kill a single unit, then to level up again. If you were the king, it was extremely boring since your units could be raped by the mercanaries.
6) Probe Racing
-You have about 15 different patterns of minerals and you have to use the probe/pylon jump to get past the minerals. First one to the finish line wins... Extremely gay.
7) Teachers to the Slaughter 1 & 2
-You're at a school, in a 256x256 map, and you go on a rampage and kill teachers and hall moniters. Yay!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-06-10 at 00:13:24
QUOTE(Oblivius @ Jun 9 2006, 10:41 PM)
It's flame because of Lyon and DLK. They're just fighting eachother.
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HEY!
i never asked for a Flame war with DLK, in the beginning of it all hes the one who started it (thats how he makes all his enemys)
Lets go back 12 Months and see how it all Began...
QUOTE(Ohama Beach Operations Production Thread)
Lyon (after playing it): this map isnt Very Good...theres not enough information, its Boring, the characters are gay, the Story is undetailed. everything sucks about it all around.
DLK (After reading that what i just wrote): OMFG YOU FAG LEAVE SEN YOU QUEER NO ONE LIKES YOUR MAPS AND OHAMA BEACH OWNS YOU FAG GG CRY ME A RIVER NOOB YOUR JUST SO JEALOUS CAUSE OHAMA BEACH OPERATIONS PWNS YOU FAG!
DLK (After reading that what i just wrote): OMFG YOU FAG LEAVE SEN YOU QUEER NO ONE LIKES YOUR MAPS AND OHAMA BEACH OWNS YOU FAG GG CRY ME A RIVER NOOB YOUR JUST SO JEALOUS CAUSE OHAMA BEACH OPERATIONS PWNS YOU FAG!
There, thats how it all began =P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MasterJohnny on 2006-06-10 at 04:08:36
1) impossible dl-this was a map where some1 put all this junk and c if u could finish dling
2)the gayest game ever-as i have mentioned b4
3)defend ur mineral-basicly if a unit touches the mineral patch u lose...
2)the gayest game ever-as i have mentioned b4
3)defend ur mineral-basicly if a unit touches the mineral patch u lose...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2006-06-10 at 07:35:09
Pokémon Catchers must be it. That map is like... LAME!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2006-06-10 at 12:36:51
QUOTE(Oblivius @ Jun 2 2006, 06:12 PM)
Im wondering, what is the crappiest map you have ever played? I think for me is Mole Hunt. It is C&M except crappier.
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i have probably seen worse. Their is a lot of maps that are horrible. I can't name it but it was a map that was basic horrible terrain you had some guys and levels came at you. It was a defence but like super plain and really boring.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-11 at 18:52:57
Molest the Walrus...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NoPantsRepublic on 2006-06-11 at 21:04:58
QUOTE(Oo.Insane.oO @ Jun 11 2006, 02:52 PM)
Molest the Walrus...
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I couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes when i read that...
anyways, the worst has got be any map that some n00b edits, placing a whole bunch of units for himself and totally owning every1 else. (so half of the madness/golems/mass maps out there)
"Don't Look Here" ... I despise that map...
And Silly Bound; I won in the first 10 seconds of the game because I made my ling burrow over the mineral wall and into the end location
But really, who hasn't made a "Ultimate Battle" map where they place a whole bunch of units on a 64x64 map and slughter the computer that didn't do anything? It was my first
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro_Maniak14 on 2006-06-12 at 00:32:31
Eminem Bound, easiest, crappiest, most stupid bound I've ever played. The levels were so unbalanced and the terrain was terrible. You could hide on the edges of the terrain to avoid dying. And had nothing to do with the rapper Eminem or the candy. I was so upset. And this one Ice Defense map. You're on a cliff with your attacks while the enemies roam the paths in the middle. The crappiest part is that even with the a seiged tank, you couldn't hit them...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 11:16:59
QUOTE(NoPantsRepublic @ Jun 11 2006, 09:04 PM)
But really, who hasn't made a "Ultimate Battle" map where they place a whole bunch of units on a 64x64 map and slughter the computer that didn't do anything? It was my first
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I made those maps, but I made like 3 comps and made them go random suicide to test my micro
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro_Maniak14 on 2006-06-12 at 13:40:01
7vs1 Uber Human:
The one player has a fortress with hero battlecruisers that do 9999 damage. And everyone else starts off with nothing. So he can just kill us all. Pointless.
The one player has a fortress with hero battlecruisers that do 9999 damage. And everyone else starts off with nothing. So he can just kill us all. Pointless.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by smilodon on 2006-06-15 at 13:12:50
Once i forgot to give units to human player in my own trigger testing map.
At this moment it was the worst map ever. All i saw was blackness.
To get a worse map than this you need to see something crashing or very ugly looking on the map. Im glad these kinds of maps are never played online
At this moment it was the worst map ever. All i saw was blackness.
To get a worse map than this you need to see something crashing or very ugly looking on the map. Im glad these kinds of maps are never played online
Report, edit, etc...Posted by fritfrat(U) on 2006-06-16 at 23:29:25
I agree that The Stupidest Game Ever is pretty bad. I made it.
We all have our bored days. I'm surprised anyone else would actually host this game..
I think the saddest thing about this map is that I actually spent the time to balance it so each slot had a somewhat equal chance of winning.
Hello Desktop, Sexy Pic, and Dont ___ games are definitely worse, though.
We all have our bored days. I'm surprised anyone else would actually host this game..
I think the saddest thing about this map is that I actually spent the time to balance it so each slot had a somewhat equal chance of winning.
Hello Desktop, Sexy Pic, and Dont ___ games are definitely worse, though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (-_-)speedmaster on 2006-06-18 at 15:20:42
hrm.. all those maps do sound pretty sucky.... there was 2 worst maps I ever played:
1: reaver race: you weant around with a reaver racing agianst a comp zergling...I mean come on, thats stupid.
2: infint zombie: you have a bunker , 2 rines , 1 ghost , and 1 firebat, you place them in the bunker, and kil zombies. The bunker was invcincable, and the zombie sjust kept on coming. There was a timelimt, 30 minutes, but it would just reset after it hit 0.
i made some bad maps, but those 2 r the worst maps i EVER played, they were both made by man _of_music ... i have no clue what got into his head.
1: reaver race: you weant around with a reaver racing agianst a comp zergling...I mean come on, thats stupid.
2: infint zombie: you have a bunker , 2 rines , 1 ghost , and 1 firebat, you place them in the bunker, and kil zombies. The bunker was invcincable, and the zombie sjust kept on coming. There was a timelimt, 30 minutes, but it would just reset after it hit 0.
i made some bad maps, but those 2 r the worst maps i EVER played, they were both made by man _of_music ... i have no clue what got into his head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-06-22 at 15:57:33
Dark lunatic k ..err you said map ohhhhhnh
7.7,gold, or fastest map possible
7.7,gold, or fastest map possible
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KinG_JaKe on 2006-06-23 at 14:38:06
Theirs a pretty crappy ver of like this OYO sunken thing, it's got 15 lvls and u get 8 drones after u beat a lvl. It's a cool idea but the map sucks ass nothing was done right, the creep on the map is from the comps colonies, not terrain, and it shows you can build other buildings that are useless, and the starter trigger makes him (a vulture) die instead of being moved, you are against each other and if everyone dies you win without actually beating the map (you could be on lvl 1 afk and win), and let me see.... It says no walling and you can wall...wtf it's called -----------Sunken Compatition-15levels-------- If someone ripped it off and did it the right way it would be an ok map. The thing that makes it different besides sucking is that their is only 1 guy to kill per lvl, (the guy has alot of hp)
Anyways that map sucks I hope you never have to play it.
Anyways that map sucks I hope you never have to play it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-06-25 at 21:42:47
QUOTE(Pyro_Maniak14 @ Jun 12 2006, 12:32 AM)
Eminem Bound, easiest, crappiest, most stupid bound I've ever played. The levels were so unbalanced and the terrain was terrible. You could hide on the edges of the terrain to avoid dying. And had nothing to do with the rapper Eminem or the candy. I was so upset. And this one Ice Defense map. You're on a cliff with your attacks while the enemies roam the paths in the middle. The crappiest part is that even with the a seiged tank, you couldn't hit them...
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As in TriX's Eminem Bound? Or that really gay one???
There r alot of crappy bounds that i have played (cant name them). I cant even stand to watch people play it. God
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FaiLuRe. on 2006-06-27 at 02:04:03
Don't look at the dot.
Undress the girl (Or w/e thats called)
Sexy Pics
Undress the girl (Or w/e thats called)
Sexy Pics
Report, edit, etc...Posted by empty on 2006-06-27 at 02:41:35
Helm's Deep v. Haldir
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2006-06-27 at 07:38:09
I think too many stupid maps out to really pick one..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -bilal92- on 2006-06-27 at 12:42:30
i havent played mole hunt yet, but i agree with u
ADDITION:
ya all those dirty defender games are crap and those asian onesalso dont look at the dot, whers waldo, the gayest game ever, and i wont start this game, and all those pieces of junk
ADDITION:
ya all those dirty defender games are crap and those asian onesalso dont look at the dot, whers waldo, the gayest game ever, and i wont start this game, and all those pieces of junk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2006-06-28 at 13:54:15
The most crappy game ever must be the "do not move" series. Thats the most lame maps ever. If you try to make people move you kill them, and if you are the ones that can't move you press hold postition and wait for death. BOOOOORING and sucky triggering. The maps are like 3 triggers and are bugged. It's difficult making a map that bad. 