Will eventually become unjammed
Will fly to the moon that will turn out to be a huge donut in the sky, radio controlled by Bush's administration.
Will be infected with the plague.
Becomes a scientist and pours killerized potion on a cow and sends it to kill every human on the earth.
Trys to beat world record of the most salt eatin and eats a bathtub full. Before he died they told him he came 2nd after someone ate 3 bathtubs full of salt.
changes name to jordanNNNNNNNnnnnnnnNNNnnnnnnNNNNN and walks through my neighborhood while my friends jump out and kill him with a bat.
Becomes a switzi during world war 12 (canada vs switzerland) and smokes joint spent 1 million dollars for the first starcraft 2 cd.
Throws ciggerette butts at people.
Impregnates a cow manually.
Becomes admin instead of Dema.
Gets shot by 50 Cent 2morrow
Gets shot out of a nuclear cannon.
Eaten by his new pet.
Which is possessed.
By me.
Jumped off the C.N Tower and landed on a fire hydrant.
Gets his Signature turned around onto him
KK doesn't get his 'Dema for Admin' wish.
Reads this post and realizes that its not a wish, its a promise. DEMA WILL BE ADMIN!!!
Is elected prime minister of canada.