Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-30 at 21:55:55
QUOTE(DEAD @ Sep 30 2006, 02:18 PM)
I'm sorry but there is no actual discussion other than people being creatively hilarious. Everyone with basic physics knowledge knows what light is and how a lightbulb works. All those sucking darkness statements are just plain stupid. 
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2006-09-30 at 22:06:35
This is very Douglas Adams esque of you ;D
But do you have an equally D.A. esque explanation that explains how light reflects off a mirror? Mirrors don't suck do they? If they did, how come mirrors without lightbulbs don't suck? =O
PS: To everyone going "OMG! YOU IDIOT, EVERYONE KNOWS LIGHT BULBS EMMIT LIGHT!": You're all incredible dense.
But do you have an equally D.A. esque explanation that explains how light reflects off a mirror? Mirrors don't suck do they? If they did, how come mirrors without lightbulbs don't suck? =O
PS: To everyone going "OMG! YOU IDIOT, EVERYONE KNOWS LIGHT BULBS EMMIT LIGHT!": You're all incredible dense.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-01 at 00:15:25
QUOTE(SexyPinkPrincess @ Sep 30 2006, 09:06 PM)
This is very Douglas Adams esque of you ;D
But do you have an equally D.A. esque explanation that explains how light reflects off a mirror? Mirrors don't suck do they? If they did, how come mirrors without lightbulbs don't suck? =O
PS: To everyone going "OMG! YOU IDIOT, EVERYONE KNOWS LIGHT BULBS EMMIT LIGHT!": You're all incredible dense.
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But do you have an equally D.A. esque explanation that explains how light reflects off a mirror? Mirrors don't suck do they? If they did, how come mirrors without lightbulbs don't suck? =O
PS: To everyone going "OMG! YOU IDIOT, EVERYONE KNOWS LIGHT BULBS EMMIT LIGHT!": You're all incredible dense.
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The mirrors simply redirect the path of the darkness.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2006-10-01 at 00:32:51
Since when does darkness have a path? =S If it did, given an infinite timeline, all darkness would eventually find a dark sucker (IE: A star). You're a crazy man Syphon, with crazy theories that don't make sense and don't all fit together. Leave our savoir, Kow, to tell us the answers to our cosmic questions.
PS: Maybe try not to quote the entire post directly above yours... it's extremly redundant and annoying.
PS: Maybe try not to quote the entire post directly above yours... it's extremly redundant and annoying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-01 at 00:45:44
QUOTE(SexyPinkPrincess @ Sep 30 2006, 11:32 PM)
Since when does darkness have a path? =S If it did, given an infinite timeline, all darkness would eventually find a dark sucker (IE: A star). You're a crazy man Syphon, with crazy theories that don't make sense and don't all fit together. Leave our savoir, Kow, to tell us the answers to our cosmic questions.
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It would, unless there was something in the way to stop said darkness, such as putting your hand in front and watching the buildup, as mentioned in the first post.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2006-10-01 at 01:04:48
It only builds up because it's being sucked. Otherwise, darkness is motionless. It has to be pulled toward somewhere to move. If it could move freely, it would go around your hand, or bounce off it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-01 at 09:32:41
But mirrors reflect light why else when you go into a dark room and look into the mirror your pupils get bigger. Because of the lack of light. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-01 at 10:13:54
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-10-01 at 18:37:57
QUOTE(FatalException @ Sep 30 2006, 04:01 PM)
If lightbulbs suck in darkness, then how come the darkness comes back when you turn off the light? And according to http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/darksuck.txt, darkness has mass.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-01 at 18:45:30
Darkness, being a very dense, but light gas, will always expand to fill wherever it is, provided nothing is disturbing it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-10-08 at 17:01:28
Explain moon /gg
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-08 at 20:11:45
QUOTE(DEAD @ Oct 8 2006, 04:01 PM)
Explain moon /gg
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It's big. It can suck in alot of dark before it gets full.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-08 at 20:12:37
Explain fireflies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-08 at 20:27:19
QUOTE(Mini_Goose_2707 @ Oct 8 2006, 07:12 PM)
Explain fireflies.
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They actually give off light. ALL the light.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-10-08 at 23:30:58
Explain the relation of light to black holes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-10-08 at 23:32:37
QUOTE(Syphon(MM) @ Oct 9 2006, 03:11 AM)
It's big. It can suck in alot of dark before it gets full.
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And then?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-08 at 23:56:18
QUOTE(DEAD @ Oct 8 2006, 10:32 PM)
And then?
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Even wonder what happened to the other moon?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-10-09 at 00:34:37
QUOTE(Syphon(MM) @ Oct 8 2006, 07:55 PM)
Even wonder what happened to the other moon?
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Uh, it never existed? Did I get it right? I think I got it right. I'm so savvy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-09 at 00:36:54
QUOTE(lonely_duck @ Oct 8 2006, 11:34 PM)
Uh, it never existed? Did I get it right? I think I got it right. I'm so savvy
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Close, but you're way off. It sucked up too much darkness and imploded. And that's where the spaces in the rings of Saturn come from.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2006-10-09 at 00:44:15
This also explains why the universe stays together, all of the moons that ever were, and that are now full, imploded, and formed invisible clouds of dark matter.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-09 at 00:54:48
QUOTE(The_Shattered_moose @ Oct 8 2006, 11:43 PM)
This also explains why the universe stays together, all of the moons that ever were, and that are now full, imploded, and formed invisible clouds of dark matter.
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Suns too. And planets.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-10-09 at 17:09:36
By explain moon, I mean how come it can be full or half full. Half of it stops sucking? 
OMG I get it, extremely large cock sucking moon.
OMG I get it, extremely large cock sucking moon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-10-09 at 17:47:51
Earth's gravity upsets the offset of the moon's dark sucking quantum sigularity.