When i was living a really dense area, where the houses are like, 2 feet away. There was this

kid living beside me, and he would come INTO my house and walk right into my room at any time. So one day he came into my room and i knocked him out cold with a baseball bat
Knocking him out was a bad idea, i should have killed him

I got in trouble for it too! who would have known...
Also ive had my fingers slammed in car doors before >_o its not fun
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but it dosent compair with this:
While i was writing this post i burnt 2 pieces of toast into obilvion and smoked up the whole house. >>>>____<<<<<;;;;;