Damn....life might just be better......
Not
what if cheese Did Exist
Then it would be spamming the forums.
What if someone was going to chop off one of your body parts and you got to choose which one would go (anything that can regrow such as hair or fingernails don't count)?
id CHoose my Left arm its lazy
[center]Pinky toe.
What if someone built a fully functioning car completly out of Legos?[/center]
Id feel better about myself.
What if i took over SEN and started banning people who sucked? (*coughviolentjcough)
sen would be really crappy.
What if a virus broke out and the world was infested with zombies and hardly any one survived but a few people in each state and country...
Wait, you like people like violentj? Man, now your on my ban list!
And Zombie, the rest of the people who die off, except for the few that accepted to work with me to... serve me...
what if i ran out of things to say?
i would thank god.
what if yoshi came back and removed the high temp forum and banned all a$$es that assume things when they dont know what they are talking about
so what if i like violentj does that make me a horrible person? no i make myself a horrible person
Youd be gone!
What if your fat english teacher (or whatever teacher) got in a porno gravy wrestling match with Christpoher Lowell?
(Look him up in google if you dont know who he is...)
[center]*You have been shot for putting such foul imagery into my mind.*
What if DK showed up at BlizzCon?[/center]
Hahaa.... That porno gravy wrestling just started out as a simple wrestling match, but i couldnt help myself, and had to add a few things in...
Anyway, DK would probably glitchitize all of the fools in there, and then get run out of the place by angry nerds. If i got BlizCon right...
What if god existed?
[center]Oh, but I do.
What if nuclearrabbit channelged gawd to a game of Twister?[/center]
I thought.. Whatever...
Anyway, ... ...uh... An epic duel of the flexibility would break lose but in the end the brutal battle would be won by nuclearrabit? ...
What if i shot you?
[center]KAPWING! Bounced off.
What if the bullet bounced off me and hit SEN's server?[/center]
Nothing would change.
What if you saw tony danza beat someone to death with a peanut in a dark alleyway?
[center]Laugh my ing ass off!
What if Tony Danza beat hamma to death in an alley with a peanut?[/center]
I wouldnt laugh! Id be dead! But lets say I watch myself get beatan to death, like there are two me's or something, Id think id soil myself and then sit down, stunned and speechless, until i died.
Woot.
What if you saw tony danza beat nuclearrabbit to death with a peanut shell?
Laugh my head Off
What if I took over sen And gave it 2 Michael Jackson?
Then I'd wake up and realize it was just a dream... with trite, uninnovative "jokes" on Michael Jackson that stopped being funny about two years ago. What if Wilhelm was suspended and you guys were without his guidance... (wait, he is...). SEN will surely die!
Id just be in town more
What if i was in town more?
Then I'd say "OH NOEZ!!!1"
What if I stole your picture and made a profile for you on a gay singles website?
Then you might happen to be me...
What if you got into a UFC match with a panda?
Id Go All Psyco on him while thinking PANDA Meat makes millions on the black market and get an ko(I watch that show sometimes)
What if you saw me go psyco on an PANDA?
[center]Report you to P.E.T.A., and they'd pwn your ass.
What if Microsoft was secretly building the Matrix?[/center]
Some of my suspicitions would be confirmed.
What if I was the one?