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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-08 at 23:24:51
Id soil myself and die.

what if christopher lowell touched your butt?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-08 at 23:47:27
[center]Bleach + Chlorine + Alcohol + Fire + Steel wool + Death

What if nuclearrabbit dumped 1,000,000 pounds of corn meal out of a hot air balloon onto your house?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-08 at 23:50:30
Id thank him for making my dream come true.



What if you saw christopher lowell shoot someone mercilessly?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-08 at 23:56:31
[center]Hamma, you have an obsession with this guy.

I'd probably assume it's hamma getting shot.

What if hamma got shot by Christopher Lowell?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-08 at 23:58:48
Hahaaa....

Umm Anyway, ... ...Id thank god that such a blessing could come upon me!


What if i AM christopher lowell? (ew)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 00:00:21
[center]You'd get pounded by a drummer.

What if Cobain never died?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-09 at 00:11:11
He isnt... dead... He lives in my basement... same with Bob Marley...


What if i ran out of what if's...?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 00:21:18
[center]I'd secks you if Cobain and Bob Marley were alive in your basement.

If you ran out of what if's I'd have to take over.

What if a power outtage killed the intraweb?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 00:21:46
He Just DidThe Tape for life ends
What if All the what if questions came true..
hmmm.... pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 00:29:17
Then I wouldn't be alive to post (I lit up a cigar in a room of explosives earlier in the thread!).

What if Cameron Diaz stuck her foot in your mouth?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-09 at 00:38:59
[center]I might not mind...

What if the monster in Doodan's sig stuck itself in your mouth?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-09 at 12:30:21
I'd explode.

What if the Null forum was baleted?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-10-09 at 12:34:58
Then I would swear at voyager over AIM because he posted faster than I did.

What if your best friend ate you, and the only way to get out was to rip out of his stomach, but he is a highly volatile explosive frag grenade like that fat little monster in Doodan's signature?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-09 at 12:51:42
Use my super powers of letting him evacuate me.

What if a piece of swiss cheese ruled the world?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-09 at 12:54:34
You mean one doesn't already?

What if your butt was at the top of your head?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-09 at 13:48:35
Id take the name ButtHead
What if BUtthead From Beavis And butthead was real?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-10-10 at 22:02:34
How dare you imply they arent!

What if i told you i knew the meaning of life? shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-10 at 22:16:45
I'd tell you to lay off the 70s rock. LOL

What if Clay Aiken stuck his foot in your mouth?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-10 at 22:31:09
Then I'd have one more reason for calling him gay.

What if this thread died and SEN:Office started booming.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-10 at 23:12:53
Then the girl in your avatar would make sweet sweet love to you.

What if your anus were sewn shut?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Thesieger on 2005-10-11 at 17:48:56
i would find a doctor
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What if you woke up blind?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-10-11 at 17:55:08
id shoot myself


what if ip died?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-10-11 at 18:09:48
Id know there was a god
What if i knew there was an god?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-11 at 22:55:52
[center]You'd be comitted.

What if you were comitted?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-11 at 23:01:11
Id sit and wonder why your so comitted.

What if shoes could talk?
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