Id soil myself and die.
what if christopher lowell touched your butt?
[center]Bleach + Chlorine + Alcohol + Fire + Steel wool + Death
What if nuclearrabbit dumped 1,000,000 pounds of corn meal out of a hot air balloon onto your house?[/center]
Id thank him for making my dream come true.
What if you saw christopher lowell shoot someone mercilessly?
[center]Hamma, you have an obsession with this guy.
I'd probably assume it's hamma getting shot.
What if hamma got shot by Christopher Lowell?[/center]
Hahaaa....
Umm Anyway, ... ...Id thank god that such a blessing could come upon me!
What if i AM christopher lowell? (ew)
[center]You'd get pounded by a drummer.
What if Cobain never died?[/center]
He isnt... dead... He lives in my basement... same with Bob Marley...
What if i ran out of what if's...?
[center]I'd secks you if Cobain and Bob Marley were alive in your basement.
If you ran out of what if's I'd have to take over.
What if a power outtage killed the intraweb?[/center]
He Just DidThe Tape for life endsWhat if All the what if questions came true..
hmmm....
Then I wouldn't be alive to post (I lit up a cigar in a room of explosives earlier in the thread!).
What if Cameron Diaz stuck her foot in your mouth?
[center]I might not mind...
What if the monster in Doodan's sig stuck itself in your mouth?[/center]
I'd explode.
What if the Null forum was baleted?
Then I would swear at voyager over AIM because he posted faster than I did.
What if your best friend ate you, and the only way to get out was to rip out of his stomach, but he is a highly volatile explosive frag grenade like that fat little monster in Doodan's signature?
Use my super powers of letting him evacuate me.
What if a piece of swiss cheese ruled the world?
You mean one doesn't already?
What if your butt was at the top of your head?
Id take the name ButtHead
What if BUtthead From Beavis And butthead was real?
How dare you imply they arent!
What if i told you i knew the meaning of life?
I'd tell you to lay off the 70s rock. LOL
What if Clay Aiken stuck his foot in your mouth?
Then I'd have one more reason for calling him gay.
What if this thread died and SEN:Office started booming.
Then the girl in your avatar would make sweet sweet love to you.
What if your anus were sewn shut?
i would find a doctor
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What if you woke up blind?
id shoot myself
what if ip died?
Id know there was a god
What if i knew there was an god?
[center]You'd be comitted.
What if you were comitted?[/center]
Id sit and wonder why your so comitted.
What if shoes could talk?