I would say "Shut up and die already!"
What if you were the one who banned Yae?
My name would be known throughout the land, and there would be much rejoicing.
What if
you were banned from SEN?
I'd die and/or get a life.
What if you had to milk a kow?
Eeeww. At least take me out to dinner first, man.
What if you were allergic to sugar?
I'd starve.
What if me and nuke blew a few things up at blizzcon, setting back SC2's development 42 years?
I wouldnt care because I probally cant afford it nor could my computer run it probally.
What if I ran for mayor of your town?
I would rename Oklahoma City, Butt-town.
What if you were a limp noodle?
I'd get spagehhti sauce.
What if your noodle was limp?
Then Gorillas would fly at midnight. What if your survival depended upon giving Syphon a big, slobby kiss?
[center]I'd rape him just for good measure.
What if you got run over with a vacum cleaner?[/center]
Then I'd be teh vacuum pwned, Hoover for teh win! What if YOU were Robert Garel?
[center]I'd check gizoogle and find out who I am.
What if your parents died?[/center]
Voyager is Robert Garel, man. Anyways, then I would raise them from the dead so I could have zombie parents and they could like, eat my teachers brains at parent teacher conferences. What if you had a pocket full of peanuts?
I'd be exactly the same. "Hey ladies, wana see my peanuts?" - Me
What if I changed this threads title?
Then I would be jealous of your power.
What if I was the forum mod for Light Discussion?
Then I'd befriend you and have you delete the topics I didn't like.
What if your saliva glands quit working?
I'd die of hunger.
What if I could talk to God?
I'd say hi.
What if I was a wussle.
Then you would be a very ugly wussle. What if I was not The King?
[center]The coup I'm planning would be scrapped.
What if the what if thread was actually titled 'When is'?[/center]
Then it would mostly be about Abraham Lincoln. What if I decided to write the screenplay for my movie idea, "Samurai Lincoln"?
[center]You would fail and attemp suicide, but fail at that then just curl up and die.
What if I finished my play about pirates on the quest for the aincent peach?[/center]
You'd wish you had those 10 years back.
What if I decided that I was the winner on SEN Survivor?
Then your mama would have to give you a whuppin'.
What if you were made out of jello?
You wouldn't exist, as everyone would eat you.
What if umbrellas had holes.