Since you just skipped an entire page to answer a "what if" already answered, I will simply state a new one: what if you were made of bat dung?
I would be a delicacy (guano)
What if DEAD was really dead and couldn't mess our whole topic up?
then i'd kill him and eat his liver
what if there was no one had eyeballs?
They'd be sent to the freak zoo and i'd visit him/her. What if ninebreakers computer crashed and deleted everything?
Then he wouldn't have any more of those weird flash avatars.
What if your farts smelled like cotton candy?
Then I'd have to wonder what my feces tasted like. What if you became Gary The Goblin?
I'd grab a shotgun.
What if I killed SEN?
Then all the nubs would find you and string you up by your short pants.
What if Star Wars was George Bush's idea?
Then starwars would be in 8 trillion dollars of debt.
Harriet meyers would be leyla
What if george bush was a good president?
People Would Want To Keep Him In Office . . .
Would you buy Sc2 if it was 150$?.
If it got REALLY good revies, then yes. But it doesn't really count as a "what if" question.
What if I had the power to give any disease to anyone?
You would be killed for the safety of others . . . .
What if a super bug was released over the internet and it killed every Pc and no one could ever stop it, would you come over to the MaC Side?
( it's not so bad here, it's actually rather nice
) .
No, I'd go to the Linux side. Because Macs are evil.
What if all Macs suddenly exploded?
Then Forrest Gump's personal wealth would go down.
What if George Bush was put on the quarter instead of George Washington?
A gigantic cheer would rise up and the war would be won.
What if koalas were reptiles?
Then uh... the Crocodile Hunter would be out of a job.
What if apples were infact, the same thing as oranges?
Then i would eat allot of apples.
What if the internet was outlawed.
Then it would be back to the ol' TV for me again.
What if you were madly in love with a nuclear relative (father, mother, brother, sister)?
I'd hope I was a rabbit.
What if I beat a piece of salami with a wrench?
The wrench would break into pieces.
What if humans were like animals and they had no speech, only illiterate noises.
it would make teh secks much better
what if i never came up with immature comments
the world would be a better place
what if armeggedon was tomorrow?
we would sacrifice you as an offering to the gods, but realize that it failed and leave Earth, remembering you as "the one who failed"
what if wheels were never round
a car ride would be really bumpy
what if we developed a time machine and went back in time to murder napoleon
the French may still be a monarchy then
what if Britain was connected by land to France