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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-05 at 16:42:01
Since you just skipped an entire page to answer a "what if" already answered, I will simply state a new one: what if you were made of bat dung?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-05 at 18:29:40
I would be a delicacy (guano)

What if DEAD was really dead and couldn't mess our whole topic up?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-05 at 18:53:22
then i'd kill him and eat his liver
what if there was no one had eyeballs?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-05 at 20:47:28
They'd be sent to the freak zoo and i'd visit him/her. What if ninebreakers computer crashed and deleted everything?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-05 at 21:36:19
Then he wouldn't have any more of those weird flash avatars.

What if your farts smelled like cotton candy?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-06 at 13:27:58
Then I'd have to wonder what my feces tasted like. What if you became Gary The Goblin?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-11-07 at 17:20:45
I'd grab a shotgun.
What if I killed SEN?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-07 at 17:53:40
Then all the nubs would find you and string you up by your short pants.

What if Star Wars was George Bush's idea?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-09 at 05:08:49
Then starwars would be in 8 trillion dollars of debt.
Harriet meyers would be leyla

What if george bush was a good president?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 12:34:18
People Would Want To Keep Him In Office . . .

Would you buy Sc2 if it was 150$?.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 13:01:31
If it got REALLY good revies, then yes. But it doesn't really count as a "what if" question.

What if I had the power to give any disease to anyone?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 13:59:37
You would be killed for the safety of others . . . .


What if a super bug was released over the internet and it killed every Pc and no one could ever stop it, would you come over to the MaC Side? crazy.gif ( it's not so bad here, it's actually rather nice biggrin.gif ) .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-09 at 15:15:45
No, I'd go to the Linux side. Because Macs are evil.

What if all Macs suddenly exploded?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 16:16:52
Then Forrest Gump's personal wealth would go down.

What if George Bush was put on the quarter instead of George Washington?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-09 at 16:16:58
A gigantic cheer would rise up and the war would be won.

What if koalas were reptiles?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-09 at 16:24:31
Then uh... the Crocodile Hunter would be out of a job.

What if apples were infact, the same thing as oranges?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 19:34:24
Then i would eat allot of apples.

What if the internet was outlawed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 22:13:07
Then it would be back to the ol' TV for me again.

What if you were madly in love with a nuclear relative (father, mother, brother, sister)?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-09 at 22:14:16
I'd hope I was a rabbit.

What if I beat a piece of salami with a wrench?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-09 at 22:24:36
The wrench would break into pieces.

What if humans were like animals and they had no speech, only illiterate noises.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-09 at 22:27:10
it would make teh secks much better

what if i never came up with immature comments
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-09 at 22:30:39
the world would be a better place

what if armeggedon was tomorrow?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-09 at 22:32:56
we would sacrifice you as an offering to the gods, but realize that it failed and leave Earth, remembering you as "the one who failed"

what if wheels were never round
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-09 at 22:38:29
a car ride would be really bumpy

what if we developed a time machine and went back in time to murder napoleon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-09 at 22:41:41
the French may still be a monarchy then

what if Britain was connected by land to France
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