Wish 1: $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Wish 2: End World Hunger
Wish 3: Fire someone, just for the fun of it
Wish 4: Give someone a lousy haircut
Wish 5: Hire a goon to rough up people
Wish 6: Win a food-fight
Wish 7: Become a cop, so i can eat donuts at 2 am