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I think his parents banned him from the computer for asking about it... He hasn't posted in a while.

That or he's gone mental from knowing what his parents/whoever do with the chair.

...The Gospel, as told by the Apostle Red2Blue.

Well today both my parents had off, and we were doing some painting around the house. I used the opportunity to start painting my sister's door, and opened it to get the edges and looked at the chair, acting like I'd never seen it before. I then turned to my step-mother and asked...

"Hey, what's with that chair?"

To which she responded...

"Oh, it's nothing. Hey, why don't you start at the end of the hall and work your way down?"

Persist in asking, they'll eventually have to tell you, their instincts will want you to know.

What a bich! I propose you kill her.

I mean, she's a stepmother, not your mother. Nothing wrong with getting your hands dirty with the blood of what is essentially a stranger.

Weird man....

maybe it REALLY is a torture device?
is your Step Mother mentally ill or something.....?
maybe she's insane???

I gotta say, I find this somewhat comical hehe. Keep asking, it sounds like she knows.

this is freakin hilarious.. and kind of scary. you should keep asking. lol.

If they divert the topic like you illustrated, persist. Say something like they didn't answer your question. Pester them about it.

Except it's illegal.

Ask about it again, if she doesn't tell you, it's pretty obvious what it is, and she didn't want you to know about it. But I wonder how she got this in the first place...

Well my dad has gone in there several times today, so he obviously knows it's there and, since he hasn't asked my step-mother about it, what it is, too...

That, and he seems like he wants to get me out of the house...

"Say, why don't you go to your friend's house?"
"When's driving school start?"

Plus, my parents have been obviously more... huggy, kissy...

At this point, I'm pretty certain as to what it is and what they did when I was gone. Why they were stupid enough not to get rid of the thing before I came home (I mean, for freak's sake, they're both have PHD's and IQ's of 140+) is beyond me. I really wouldn't expect them to be so... sexually odd... but them being morons on top of it is equally odd...

Come Monday (Driving School), it'll probably be gone.




It's Wilhelm.

Set up a video camera!!!!!!!!!

That, might give him nightmares. Maybe they've always been so "huggy, kissy" they just kept it to themselves.

I wasn't. And, honestly, I don't want a video. That post was a joke, but I admit that does make me the pervert.

Wtf? When'd you get back?

And you know they're getting more 'huggy and kissy', how again?

By seeing them hug and kiss more, probably.

And I thought the threads at TL were weird. O.o

And I think we all know what it is now. XD

err well how old is ur sister, that matters too i guess, I dont really see what youre so worried about, just leave it there, i know its prolly interesting to find out exactly what it is and what it does, but, just try to forget about it.

BTW: Lol at the "Penis massager post"

I think it's clear that it isn't his sisters.

uh ...
Today.

Actually, it's wood. How else would it have screws sticking out the backside?