*Gives lyon a beer*
"Get em, Voy! Get the doodanian bad!"
*Jumps on the couch*
"Woah, zombie."
*Voyager7456(MM) does a little dance
*Dances better than all the people dancing*
*Doodle77(MM) points to Doodan
"I think you're looking for him."
*Syphon(MM) sicks zombie Nuke on everyone.
*Syphon(MM) lights nonane on fire again.
*Convinces Zombifide Nuke to leave and seek some pussy instead of doing Syphons bidding, ruining his hard work
-Ex
Unfortunantly for you, Zombie Nuke would only listen to 3 people, Syphon, Kow, and Doodan.
*Throws a flashbang grenade and incapacitates everyone.
"Now why would you want to kill my precious zombies?"
*Throws a hypothermal grenade to freeze the entire bar and its drinks.
*Guns down the glass bottles with M4A1 and slices up the tables and chairs with indestructable GoldenSword, then orders the zombies to merge into a Zombie Archon.
Naw, 'tis too easy. I'll even the playing field a bit.
*Throws an anthrax-covered M-16 to Syphon(MM), a box of deadly nightshade berries to Kow, and a stink bomb to Doodan, then starts eating some beef jerky.
*Syphon(MM) shoots up place with deadly M16.
*Mp)Lyon's Beer is destroyed
"MY FARKING SAMUEL ADAMS, YOU BASTIDS!!"
*Joins the brawl
*Walks in
"Like.. omg? wth is happening?
"
*Sits in a corner
*Throws a hypoctitical granade*
*After the explosion, every person in the bar becomes a Hypocrit*
*Opens the door to the bar.
"Well its the 2nd day of bar running and right now its breakfast hours and we have pancakes and square waffles have a good day and staff get back to work."
*Heads back upstairs.
*Opens front door and walks in*
"mornin yall, the bar is open!"
"You there, food-serving lackey! I demand twelve pancakes!"
I slept in the bar...Cinaminamin
*Enterprise1701(MM) enters.
"(Sigh)... DoomStrike, the bodies. Clean up the GODDAMN BODIES!!!!"
(To Customers) "Can I help you?"
"Yes, you can help me, by removing DoomStrike from the employee list."
"I've tried. At least he cleans the bodies though."
*Jammed gets angry and shoots DoomStrike. After that, proceeds to clean up his body*
"Ironical, isn't it ?"
"Still waiting on my PANCAKES!"
*Voyager7456(MM) shoots the ceiling in anger
*Enterprise1701(MM) makes pancakes.
"Here you go sir. On the house, since you shot the manager through the ceiling."
*The ceiling falls, revealing buttsecks of the managers on the second floor.* (Not all of them were shot)
*Butt it was really doomstrike having buttsex with moose because the manager went to E3 convention.
*Manager walks in and throws a liquid pancake into Enterprises mouth