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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-16 at 18:32:33
*Gives lyon a beer*

"Get em, Voy! Get the doodanian bad!"

*Jumps on the couch*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-16 at 18:59:03
"Woah, zombie."

*Voyager7456(MM) does a little dance
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-16 at 19:00:12
*Gets up and dances*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-16 at 20:03:46
*Dances better than all the people dancing*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodle77(MM) on 2006-09-16 at 21:15:12
*Doodle77(MM) points to Doodan
"I think you're looking for him."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-16 at 21:57:06
*Syphon(MM) sicks zombie Nuke on everyone.

*Syphon(MM) lights nonane on fire again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-17 at 00:44:00
*Convinces Zombifide Nuke to leave and seek some pussy instead of doing Syphons bidding, ruining his hard work

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-17 at 00:45:52
Unfortunantly for you, Zombie Nuke would only listen to 3 people, Syphon, Kow, and Doodan.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-17 at 01:01:53
*Throws a flashbang grenade and incapacitates everyone.

"Now why would you want to kill my precious zombies?"

*Throws a hypothermal grenade to freeze the entire bar and its drinks.

*Guns down the glass bottles with M4A1 and slices up the tables and chairs with indestructable GoldenSword, then orders the zombies to merge into a Zombie Archon.


Naw, 'tis too easy. I'll even the playing field a bit.

*Throws an anthrax-covered M-16 to Syphon(MM), a box of deadly nightshade berries to Kow, and a stink bomb to Doodan, then starts eating some beef jerky.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-17 at 01:15:19
*Syphon(MM) shoots up place with deadly M16.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-09-17 at 01:26:00
*Mp)Lyon's Beer is destroyed

"MY FARKING SAMUEL ADAMS, YOU BASTIDS!!"

*Joins the brawl
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Heegu on 2006-09-17 at 03:51:36
*Walks in

"Like.. omg? wth is happening? huh.gif "

*Sits in a corner
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-17 at 03:59:28
*Throws a hypoctitical granade*

*After the explosion, every person in the bar becomes a Hypocrit*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-17 at 09:27:34
*Opens the door to the bar.

"Well its the 2nd day of bar running and right now its breakfast hours and we have pancakes and square waffles have a good day and staff get back to work."

*Heads back upstairs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-17 at 10:53:03
*Opens front door and walks in*

"mornin yall, the bar is open!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 11:22:10
"You there, food-serving lackey! I demand twelve pancakes!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-17 at 12:42:33
I slept in the bar...Cinaminamin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 14:44:02
*Enterprise1701(MM) enters.

"(Sigh)... DoomStrike, the bodies. Clean up the GODDAMN BODIES!!!!"

(To Customers) "Can I help you?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-17 at 14:47:38
"Yes, you can help me, by removing DoomStrike from the employee list." sly.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 14:49:58
"I've tried. At least he cleans the bodies though."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-17 at 14:52:11
*Jammed gets angry and shoots DoomStrike. After that, proceeds to clean up his body*

"Ironical, isn't it ?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 14:55:20
"Still waiting on my PANCAKES!"

*Voyager7456(MM) shoots the ceiling in anger
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-17 at 14:57:50
*Enterprise1701(MM) makes pancakes.

"Here you go sir. On the house, since you shot the manager through the ceiling."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-17 at 14:58:03
*The ceiling falls, revealing buttsecks of the managers on the second floor.* (Not all of them were shot)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-17 at 15:06:46
*Butt it was really doomstrike having buttsex with moose because the manager went to E3 convention.

*Manager walks in and throws a liquid pancake into Enterprises mouth
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