Then after exploding the planet, the zerg all stopped, had buttsecks, and...
and Samir Duran mutated into the son of Bush and took over Earth.
Then G.Bush punished his new son, buy taking away his power over Earth, and giving him the power over small, pathetic Moon. So the new son got pissed, and.... (dun dun dun dun)
Built a bomb, blew up the moon, and used a tractor beam to make all the pieces fall toward Earth, -
Then someone split open G.Bush's enormous head, and it was big enough to catch all the pieces of moon..
Meanwhile, Batman took over Eatrh.
and Robin called the teen titans to..
kill Batman, but Raven went mad-like and killed them all, and
..felt liek they should revive SEN.
So Yoshi killed everyone.
But felt really upset when Elvis came and revived everyone, sending Yoshi to a place where he will do a year of community works.
But then one day, Elvis took 1 gram of crack to many, and died.
...after kim joeng Il realized crack is bad for you and he sent his army to attack....
which promptly became addicted to crack..
and died, after giving birth to his son Mark, who grew up to be the best -
Man ever to bang 10 men in one night so...
bush hired him to be his man-ho.
so Clan[O] ruled over sen and did an awesome job of it but then...
they got pwned because Chuck Norris was feeling cranky.
And then he got drunk and joined the army
But he stepped on a landmine and died.
But was resurrected, then he fell into a hole dug by the Mafia and died.
Realizing the badluck that happened to the gay soldier on the motorcycle Ganon took all 3 pieces of the triforce and attempted to revive sen but...
SEN didn't need reviving. It was quite healthy.