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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-10-28 at 02:49:19
Then after exploding the planet, the zerg all stopped, had buttsecks, and...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-10-28 at 03:20:46
starved to death..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-28 at 14:51:37
and Samir Duran mutated into the son of Bush and took over Earth.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-10-28 at 14:59:30
Then G.Bush punished his new son, buy taking away his power over Earth, and giving him the power over small, pathetic Moon. So the new son got pissed, and.... (dun dun dun dun)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-28 at 15:01:06
Built a bomb, blew up the moon, and used a tractor beam to make all the pieces fall toward Earth, -
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-10-28 at 15:06:04
Then someone split open G.Bush's enormous head, and it was big enough to catch all the pieces of moon..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-10-28 at 15:08:05
Meanwhile, Batman took over Eatrh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-29 at 10:28:07
and Robin called the teen titans to..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-29 at 10:57:03
kill Batman, but Raven went mad-like and killed them all, and
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-10-29 at 10:59:11
..felt liek they should revive SEN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-29 at 10:59:57
So Yoshi killed everyone.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-10-29 at 11:04:22
But felt really upset when Elvis came and revived everyone, sending Yoshi to a place where he will do a year of community works.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-10-29 at 23:09:42
But then one day, Elvis took 1 gram of crack to many, and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-30 at 18:32:04
...after kim joeng Il realized crack is bad for you and he sent his army to attack....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-10-31 at 15:44:53
which promptly became addicted to crack..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-31 at 16:53:51
and died, after giving birth to his son Mark, who grew up to be the best -
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-31 at 17:04:27
Man ever to bang 10 men in one night so...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-10-31 at 23:59:55
bush hired him to be his man-ho.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MasterJohnny on 2006-11-01 at 00:38:29
so Clan[O] ruled over sen and did an awesome job of it but then...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2006-11-01 at 00:42:53
they got pwned because Chuck Norris was feeling cranky.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-11-01 at 03:37:47
And then he got drunk and joined the army
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-11-01 at 15:40:11
But he stepped on a landmine and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-11-01 at 17:07:04
But was resurrected, then he fell into a hole dug by the Mafia and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-11-01 at 17:20:07
Realizing the badluck that happened to the gay soldier on the motorcycle Ganon took all 3 pieces of the triforce and attempted to revive sen but...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Azu on 2006-11-01 at 17:23:07
SEN didn't need reviving. It was quite healthy.
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